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Torn between two lovers <rated pg> Fine fine and fine. Who's fault it is? NOT ME. I recieved a call last night from my suitor's girlfriend, (after recieving text messages) (oh how stupid he is for courting me when in fact she does have a girlfriend.. hey. Im not aware of that) Girl : "Stop flirting my boyfriend" Me : WHAT? Tagalugin mo na lang mali malin naman ang grammar mo. (ang loka nagtagalog nga) ME : As you were saying? Girl : " Wag mong landiin and boyfriend ko...Anong klaseng babae ka? siguro ang pangit pangit mo.. walang pumapatol sa'yo kaya boyfriend ko ang nilalandi mo. " ( Sounds familiar?) (sounding so pathetic) ME : ( trying to stay calm) excuse me? is that how insecure you are? You know what? if your'e confident enough you wouldn't react that way. You cannot measure love by the beauty someone sees in you physically. Love is the feeling and not the look. Girl : "what?" "ANG KAPAL NG MUKHA MO!" PUta%^$$$$mo.... ME : Oh... can you feel it? and thank you. Girl : Ang kapal talaga ng mukha mo! malandi ka. ME : I am! ( ahahahah! umamin?) Girl : "Anong gusto mo? sabunutan na lang tayo ano? sapakan na lang" ME : Sorry, may pinag-aralan ako. Di lahat ng bagay nakukuha sa pakikipag-away. Ikaw, baka laking squatter ka kaya ganya ang asal mo. Edukada ka bang tao? kung edukada ka, alam mong mali yan. At bakit ba? nabuntis ka na bang ng boyfriend mo para maghabol ka ng ganyan sa kanya. Mahiya ka nga sa sarili mo, bakit ba habol ka nga habol sa lalaki eh kung ayaw nanaman pala sa'yo? isang ka ipokrita. Girl : ( pissed off ).. putang ina mo talaga! (galit na galit na talaga ang lola)! ME : Bless you! Girl : Tigilan mo na ang boyfrind ko (take note, bisaya sya) .... ME : Sa kanya mo sabihin yan. Dahil sya ang nanliligaw at hindi ako.. and will you please stop bugging me.. I don't wanna waste more time talking on a sh&%*$ like you are. Don't worry, iyong iyo na sya. Isaksak mo pa sa P.U.K.E. mo! ( Di siguro naintindihan yung english part kaya....) Girl : Okay thank you. Bye. ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! ang laswa. ayyy nahighblood ako! 
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ay flip mahirap nang itranslate....aahhaahha...
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ahahaha Correct!
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9/18/2005 5:39 am |
I gotta admit drunken, you really are so funny! lol It was great...thanx, for the laugh.. tony
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ang gleng m don lola ha!!cute m pa,hehehe!!bago sken yon ha,! nagising ang katawang lupa ko ron!hahaha!!hiramin ko muna un dialogue ni lolo tony thanx,4 d'laugh..hehe!!
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 So this is why you consider men,just 2 things&worm,lol. Aray! Sorry May,not all are inclined to take advantage of yah. hang in their mwah fwend. (  Oh gee wha nowl talkin lwike Sharon,oops. Dwah Gwurl fram 'Blue Laguna'.)
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I gotta admit drunken, you really are so funny! lol It was great...thanx, for the laugh.. tony
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ang gleng m don lola ha!!cute m pa,hehehe!!bago sken yon ha,! nagising ang katawang lupa ko ron!hahaha!!hiramin ko muna un dialogue ni lolo tony thanx,4 d'laugh..hehe!!
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