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Articles by ShySagittarian

ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Wife vs. Husband   5/20/2008

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As the


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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Cigarettes and Tampoons   5/20/2008

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons f


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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
^^Womens Revenge^^   5/20/2008

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse


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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
***How to tell a sex of a fly***   5/20/2008

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.




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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
~*~*~A Canadian Christmas~*~*   5/20/2008

A man in Newfoundland calls his in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-fiv


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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Amish and Elevators...   5/19/2008

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the hotel lobby that could move apart and


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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
$20.00   5/19/2008

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for a $20.00 for their first sexual encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agr


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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
~*AN IRISH LOVE STORY*~   5/19/2008

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.

He gather



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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Underwear dust   5/17/2008

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife

'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would

take a few inches off of your butt!' H


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ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
To be 6 again...   5/16/2008

A man was sitting at the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be si


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