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An Expensive Funeral 11/18/2008 Everyone was dismayed that Peter had died. A popular man, left his wife Moira a strict instructions in his will for his wake to be a jolly and happy affair: a celebration of his life. 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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APPARITION 3/15/2008 I saw a white angel passing over my head; Its dazzling flight pacified the storm, And lulled from a distance the noisy sea. "What have you come to do, angel, in this night?", I asked 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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3/12/2008 You are such a special gift: A ray of sunshine on the darkest day, a flower that grows more beautiful with the passing of time. A smile so warm, and reassuring, a look of trust and 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHAT A MAN SHOULD KNOW 3/8/2008 1) No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you're looking at her B-R-E-A-S-T-S. 2) A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is a 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LOVE FAIRY 3/8/2008 1) Love is a beauty treatment Scientific test find that women make love, they produce amounts of estrogen hormones that can make her hair shines and smooth.. 2) Gentle relax love ma 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IF 1/29/2008 If, I can lighten someone's load; As they travel down the road. My heart would oh, so happy be; To lessen someone's misery. If I can fill someone with hope; Give them courage with 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Life's Pathway 1/19/2008 At times, life's path seems filled with things, that make the going rough. And we wish there were a smoother road, for we feel we've had enough... But, if we pause a moment and 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I Love You 1/17/2008 I Love you for a thousand little reasons; I want to spend a lifetime telling you, what they are. I Love how the corners of your eyes, crinkle when you smile. I Love the 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FIND THE LIGHT 1/5/2008 When we get weary from this life, It takes its toll within. Our work and worries bring us down, And soon our faith wears thin. The hands of God is still in reach, If we can just hold on. For 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FRIENDS 1/4/2008 Friends are the roses in life's bouquet, Filling our hearts w/ joy each day. And when trials and troubles come our way, they bring us comfort as we pray. Friends are the Daf 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stage Love 9/5/2007 When the game began between them for a jest, He played King and she played Queen to match the best. Laughter soft as tears, And tears that turned to laughter, There were things she sought for years an 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Walk 9/2/2007 You did not walk with me, Of late to the hill-top tree. By the gated ways, As in earlier days; You were weak and lame, So you never came. And I went alone, and I did not min 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Let The Night Come 9/2/2007 I lived in storm and strife, My soul has such desire. For what proud death may bring. That it could not endure, The common good of life.. With banneret and pennon, Trumpet and kettledrum, 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Coat 9/2/2007 I made my song a coat, covered w/embroideries, Out of old mythologies, from heel to throat; But the fools caught it, Wore it in the world's eye, As though they'd wrought it. song let them tak 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Night Is Darkening Round Me 9/1/2007 The night is darkening round me, The wild winds coldly blow; But a tyrant spell has bound me, And I cannot, cannot go.. The giant trees are bending, There bare boughs weighed with snow, And t 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Last Word 9/1/2007 Creep into thy narrow bed, Creep, and no more be said! Vain thy onset! all stands fast. Thou thyself must break at last. Let the long contention cease! Geese are swans, and swans are geese. L 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Death Stands Above Me 8/20/2007 Death stands above me, whispering low. I know not what into my ear; Of his strange language all I know is, there is not a word of fear... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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From A Childhood's Hour 8/11/2007 From a childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen as othere saw; I could not bring my passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I c 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Secret Love 8/11/2007 I hid my love when young till I, couldnt bear the buzzing of a fly; I hid my life to my despite till I could not bear to look at light: I dare not gaze upon his face but left his memory in ea 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bird's Lament 8/10/2007 Oh, says the linnet, if I sing, My love forsook me in the spring, and never more will I be seen without my satin gown of green. Oh, says the pretty-feathered jay, Now my love is fled away for 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Silent Treatment 7/15/2007 A man and his wife were having some problems at home... And were giving each other the silent treatment... Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife.... 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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JOYS OF MARRIAGE 6/12/2007 Marriage Part Four A man has 6 and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, " Mother of Six, " in spite of her objections. One 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Joys Of Marriage 6/12/2007 Marriage Part Three Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband get up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either" and he 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Joys Of Marriage 6/12/2007 Marriage Part Two Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of there 40th wedding anniversary.. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone, that reads " Her 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Joys Of Marriage 6/12/2007 Marriage Part One Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady.. And after the wedding, the macho man laid down the following rules. He told his wife: I'll be home when I wan 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Red Fridays 5/28/2007 I received this e-mail from our TOS group... PLEASE read the entire e mail and you see what is meant by ***RED FRIDAY*** Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Mar 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Somalian Immigrant 5/12/2007 A somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says.. " Thank you Mr. American for letting 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Golf Balls 3/31/2007 I never like golf, so I don't know what kind or which kind of golf ball to use.My friend invited me to go w/ her to choose the rght ball to use.. She and I were in the golf store comparing differ 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff 3/10/2007 three rednecks were working on the bell south tower. there name are steve , bruce and jed.. steve falls off and is killed instantly. as the ambulance takes the body away, bruce says "so 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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candy and nuts 3/10/2007 my friend and i were walking at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.. as we were looking at the dispaly case, the boy behind the counter asked, if we needed help.. 0 Comments, 366 Views, 0 Votes |
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