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Coffee 8/20/2005 A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Beast 8/20/2005 Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful, " he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me." "So what?" his wife shot ba 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
Stupid And Beautiful 8/20/2005 A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be a 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
Words 8/20/2005 A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30, 000 to a man's 15, 000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. T 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective) 8/20/2005 I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
Women Are Smarter Than Men 8/20/2005 Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
Never try to outsmart a woman! 8/20/2005 There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to t 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Brain Alertness! 8/12/2005 Dear relatives and friends ! > > As we grow older, it's important that we keep ourselves mentally alert. > > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. The 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Pregnant Lady 7/26/2005 Subject: The Pregnant Lady <br> AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY. <br> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
What a woman should have 7/26/2005 A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... > > ...one old love she can imagine going back to.. > > and one who reminds her how far she has come... > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... > 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ....AND YOU WILL CRY... 7/25/2005 Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" <br> <br> The surg 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
THE BAPTIST BRA 7/5/2005 A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York city. > >He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." > >With a quizzical look, th 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
No TO Racism! 6/27/2005 Scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. <br> A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
LIFE AND 2 CANS OF BEER 4/27/2005 When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar ------and the beer. <br> A professor stood before his philos 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
SO WHAT WILL MATTER? " 2/10/2005 A Life That Matters (orig. title) Sent by Leandro G. Cruz <br> " SO WHAT WILL MATTER? " <br> <br> Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end. T 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
Subject: So true > > > 12/29/2004 > While walking down the street one day a female head of state is > > tragically hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is > > met by St. Peter at the entrance. > 0 Comments, 213 Views, 0 Votes | |
Subject: Man on a mission 12/29/2004 > > We never know when God is testing our faith. This is beautiful. > > Please read. > > I sat, with two friends, in the picture window of a quaint restaurant just off 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
SIGNS THAT WILL BRING A SMILE 11/26/2004 --- > > In a restroom: TOILET OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE FLOOR > BELOW. > > In a laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE > REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OU 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
ONE FLAW IN WOMEN 11/26/2004 By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" <br> <br> And the Lor 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
14 WAYS TO HAPPINESS 11/10/2004 ACCEPT THE PAINS. You must get in touch with your situation. Sometimes people deny their hardship, thinking that if they don’t face them, they will be happier. But it’s the other way 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
Especially the blue 11/10/2004 I bumped into a stranger as he passed by “I’m so sorry” was my reply Then he said, “Excuse me, too! For I didn’t watch out for you!” But at home a diff 0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ministry or Job 11/10/2004 Some people have a job in the church Others invite themselves in a ministry What's the difference? <br> If you are doing it just because no one else will, It’s a job I 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
Who wants to be a millionnaire? 10/10/2004 Host: What "N"(narra) is the Nat'l tree of the Phils? Contestant: niyog? Host: Mas matigas pa diyan Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!! <br> Host: Saang "B" (bagumbayan) bi 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
WHEN I FAILED TO LISTEN 10/9/2004 When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains, and I missed mine... <br> When God gave out looks, I thought He said books, and I didn't want any... <br> When God gave out no 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people 10/7/2004 1. First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. <br> During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
I'm Free 10/6/2004 Don’t grieve for me for I am free I’m following the path God laid for me I took His hand when I heard Him call I turned my back and left it all. <br> I could not stay ano 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
If Noah Was A Filipino 10/5/2004 It is the year 2004 and Noah lives in the PHILIPPINES. The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
A must read for guys! 10/5/2004 1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn'tcrying, it means she's crying in her heart. 2. When she ignores you after you've donesomething wrong, it's best to give her sometime to cool down before 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Touching Story 10/4/2004 I cried for my brother 6 times >I was born in a secluded village near the mountain. Day by day my parents >plowed the yellow dry soil with their backs facing the sky. >I have a yo 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
~~~the A-P-P-L-E story~~~ 9/25/2004 Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are on top of the tree. Men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love is like a basketball 9/23/2004 dapat give and take ang laro. syempre, one will always win, one will always lose. ganon din naman sa love di ba? laging merong nagmamahal ng higit sa isa. at yung isa laging humahabol. 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
to live a full life 7/31/2004 Don’t undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different, that each of us is special. <br> Don’t set your goals by what others deem import 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
FUNNY THINGS IN LIFE 7/31/2004 Funny how a P100 ‘looks’ so big when you take it to church, But so small when you take it to the mall. Funny how long it takes to serve GOD for an hour, But how quickly a team pl 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
A love story 7/31/2004 A girl in love asked her boyfriend..Girl (g): Tell me... whom do you love most in this world?Boy (b): You, of course!(g): In your heart, what am I to you?(b): The boy thought for a moment and looke 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
Why women lie? 7/31/2004 One day as a woman was sewing while sitting on the riverbank, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woman replied that her thim 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes |
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