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HOW WOMEN SEE MEN 12/26/2004 Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough. Weather ...... 0 Comments, 188 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ART OF SELLING LOVE LIFE 12/26/2004 Are you a good salesperson? Almost everyone doubts that they can sell. Then, I have to ask, have you ever been in a relationship before? Have you ever borrowed your parent’s car? Have you e 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TENSE INTERACTING WITH WOMEN? 12/26/2004 Believe me, you are NOT alone in all of this! Almost every man (98  feels exactly the way you do. After all, nobody
wants to get shot down when they approach a woman, or worse
yet, get some kind o0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DO MEN TEST WOMEN? 12/26/2004 Do men test women? Yes ‒ it sometimes happens, but not very often. The reasons for this are: 1) Men don’t really know how to test women; 2) The Test is designed to pre-qualify a love 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HAVE CONFIDENCE 12/26/2004 Confidence - it is the number 1 thing that women report as finding attractive in men. I always ask women that I know: "What is the single thing you find most attractive in the men you meet?" They d 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PASS ON THOSE LEADS 12/26/2004 Have you ever met someone that you might have been interested in but changed your mind after a while? Perhaps he or she wasn't your "type", or he or she didn't really click with you or whatever. Or 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MATERIALISM ON CHRISTMAS 12/21/2004 People making lists, buying special gifts.......What a beautiful song by Michael Jackson. This reminds me of the wonderful things brought during Christmas Day I've spent with relatives back then in 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ALCOHOL WARNING LABEL 12/20/2004 Due to increasing product liability litigation, alcohol manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcohol conta 0 Comments, 188 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE ANT & THE GRASSHOPPER-OLD & NEW VERSION 12/20/2004 ~THE OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances a 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LETTER FROM A CONCERNED SENIOR CITIZEN 12/20/2004 To Whom It May Concern, I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacations homes. Since Pres 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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POLITICS EXPLAINED 12/20/2004 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says, "Well , let me try to explain it this way: <br> 1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. <br 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SAVING MONEY 12/20/2004 A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist`s office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MODERN TIMES 12/20/2004 You know you're living in the modern age when . . . 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. <br> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. <br 0 Comments, 153 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HEALTH DIAGNOSIS 12/20/2004 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. <br> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. <br> 0 Comments, 271 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LEGAL POSITIVISM FOR PHILIPPINES 12/18/2004 The controversy to be resolved is: Among the schools of Philosophy of Law which should be applied in the Philippines? The question definitely has no certain answer. It must be emphasized at this 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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RELEVANCE OF PEDRO CALUNGSOD IN PHILIPPINES TODAY 12/18/2004 How relevant is Pedro Calungsod to the Church in the Philippines today? (by Fr. Ildebrando Jesus A. Leyson) The Roman Catholic Church in the Philippines has indicated “renewed catechesis 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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12 DAYS OF ROMANTIC CHRISTMAS 12/14/2004 On the first day of Christmas... Buy your mate one box of their favorite cereal and lace it with lots of “prizes.” Throw in some golf tees, Hershey kisses, toy cars or whatever would 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BREAKING UP 12/14/2004 Sometimes, things run their course. You may be at fault or not, but when its time to bring your relationship to an end you want to do so cleanly and effectively. Here are some suggestions: <br 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHY MEN DO FEAR COMMITMENT 12/14/2004 Men are very, very sensitive about anything that even smacks of "commitment" (like I have to tell YOU!) In fact, I actually get this question quite often! The concept of commitment means something 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FIRST DATE CHECKLIST 12/14/2004 Tips to make things go smoothly on your first date. First dates sometimes offer a range of emotion from thrilling to terrifying! Here are some tips that will help things go smoothly. <br> 0 Comments, 191 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MEETING THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL 12/14/2004 Finding that Mr./Ms. Right! <br> You’ve met many people in your life. How many of them have been your ideal mate? Probably very few. You may have dated someone very attractive, only 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BOYFRIEND REPLACEMENT 12/13/2004 Whether he broke up with you at a party, in an email, or just disappeared and left you hanging, you are mad and hurt. Why shouldn't you be? Right now you could use a shoulder to cry on, a journal t 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEATHS OF FILIPINO JOURNALISTS ON RISE 12/13/2004 DAVAO CITY. Philippines: The continuing attacks on Filipino journalists have outraged domestic and international media groups, which have denounced the government for its failure to stop killings t 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I'M NOT HERE TO COMPETE 12/11/2004 To all my friends, members of FFF, and to the readers of magazines/articles of this site; I'm not here to compete against contributors or to my fellow Filipinos whose thinking compelled them to wri 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PROBLEMS 12/11/2004 At times we all become "flooded" with problems. Perhaps it is the number of difficulties more than the size of any one trouble that wears us down. We all have moments when we "bite off more than we 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LIVE ONE DAY AT A TIME 12/11/2004 Any man can fight the battle for just one day. It is only when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternities, yesterday and tomorrow, that we tremble. It is not the experiences of today t 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE CHOICE WITHIN YOU 12/11/2004 We are either the masters or the victims of our attitudes. It is a matter of personal choice. Who we are today is the result of choiced made yesterday. Tomorrow we will become what we choose today. 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IT'S UP TO YOU 12/10/2004 If you think you're a winner you'll win, If you dare to step out you'll succeed. Believe in your heart, have a purpose to start. Aim to help fellow man in his need. <br> Thoughts of fa 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BURGER RESTAURANT 12/8/2004 A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I'D RATHER HAVE A PUPPY 12/8/2004 A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father says, “Making a 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DON'T LEAVE HIM HANGING 12/8/2004 Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool a 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CHRISTMAS DAY CARD SHOPPING 12/8/2004 Valentine's Day Card Shopping <br> A woman went to the mall to buy Christmas Day cards for her and father. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her. <br&g 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SMART PILLS 12/8/2004 One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said, ''What is that?'' ''They're smart pills, '' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CHRISTMAS COP 12/8/2004 On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the , "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CHRISTMAS IN HEAVEN 12/8/2004 Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them in 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE JEWISH VOTE 12/8/2004 I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years." 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOROSCOPE 12/8/2004 AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical, making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you ar 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BIZARRE LAWS 12/8/2004 Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm ok, I'm sure the lamb appreciates that one) 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MALE SEX TEST 12/8/2004 Gentlemen Please Take the Following TEST <br> 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MEN VS. WOMEN 12/8/2004 Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. <br> Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. <br> Q: What is it wh 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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INSIDER'S GUIDE TO MALE VOCABULARY 12/8/2004 "Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice ass." "I'm a Romantic." = "I'm poor." "I need you." = "My hand is tired." "I am different from all the other guys." = "I am not circumcised." "I wan 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LOVE IS THE ANSWER 12/7/2004 Tradionally, Filipinos have great sense of humor, sophisticated in nature, conservative, and have values to be proud of. We have traditions and norms that no one can understand except us (kasi pino 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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COMING TO AMERICA 12/7/2004 Yes, you have made a decision to move to America. And yes, you did what it takes to get here. Congratulations! Most likely, many from your country tried to come here but failed. However, we can all 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MYSTERY OF CHRISTMAS 12/7/2004 Once more we are in the midst of Christmas festivities–once more we hear the ringing notes of happiness from girls and boys–once more we hear the kindly greetings of friends and see t 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! 12/7/2004 Pasko na naman. The most loved Holiday of all times. Giving gifts, sharing love, and time to be with our love ones. But what really Christmas means? Let me tell you something about Christmas; my ex 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HAVE CONFIDENCE 12/1/2004 There is one thing I kind of struggle with, and that is confidence. Everyone knows they are attracted to confidence, but what exactly is confidence? How do you show you have confidence? <br> 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 COMMANDMENTS OF LOVE 12/1/2004 1. Give 100%. 2. Treat your partner as the unique individual that he/she truly is. 3. Stay connected through word and deed. 4. Accept change and support growth in yourself and your partner. 5. 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MARRIAGE ADVICE 12/1/2004 Have you wondered "what is the secret to a long and happy marriage?" These collection of tried and true marriage advices will help you answer that very question! These secrets to a happy marriage c 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ROMANTIC RESOLUTIONS 12/1/2004 It's that time of year again. People everywhere are resolving to eat healthy, exercise, lose weight, budget better, work less, stop biting their nails, and the list goes on. <br> While 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DON'T MESS WITH THE JUDGE 12/1/2004 There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge as 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BUBBA'S SECRET 12/1/2004 A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the biggest dick in town. One of the guys gets en 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BROTHER IS 12/1/2004 A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BISHOP AND THE ASS 12/1/2004 A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in racing, decided to purchase a and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going pri 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BILL GATE'S HARD DRIVE 12/1/2004 Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra? He's renaming it MICROHARD 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BABY,I'VE GOT QUESTION FOR YOU 12/1/2004 I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and co 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BABE WATCH 12/1/2004 This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ASK THE DOCTOR 12/1/2004 A woman pregnant with her first paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, ''My husband wants me to ask you..., '' to which the doctor replies, ''I know, I know, '' 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ART GALLERY NUDES 12/1/2004 A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife ask 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ALL I WANT IS A BEER 12/1/2004 A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, "Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now." So he began to wander the streets of the u 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ADAM AND EVE, SURPRISED 12/1/2004 Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, “Move aside -- I don't know how far its gonna 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ACT OF GOD 12/1/2004 The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ACCIDENT ON THE GOLF COURSE 12/1/2004 A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, " How bad is it doc? I'm go 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A SHAVE AND A SHINE 12/1/2004 A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman wit 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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REAL BALL BUSTER 12/1/2004 "Doc, " says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Stev 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A LITTLE TESTY 12/1/2004 A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FEW GOOD LAWYERS 12/1/2004 A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 THINGS IN GOLF THAT SOUND DIRTY 12/1/2004 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can' 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEAR Mr. ABBY 6 12/1/2004 Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm. <br> A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEAR Mr. ABBY 5 12/1/2004 Q: My husband is not interested in foreplay. <br> A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEAR Mr. ABBY 4 12/1/2004 Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. <br> A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it on your own time. To help with the family budge 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEAR Mr. ABBY 3 12/1/2004 Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. <br> A: This is perfectly natural behavior, and it should be encouraged. Man is a hunter gatherer and he needs to prove his prowes 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEAR Mr. ABBY 2 12/1/2004 Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. <br> A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories per spoonful.It is nutritious and helps you to 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEAR Mr. ABBY 1 12/1/2004 Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister. <br> A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best th 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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QUOTABLE QUOTE 12/1/2004 Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience. (Hyman Rickover [1900-1986])... 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DIET COUNSELING 12/1/2004 Carrying a cheeseburger in each pocket does not count as balanced diet. 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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REFRIGERATOR LIST 12/1/2004 Dance like no one is watching; sing like no one can hear; laugh like you believe it's funny; giggle like you did when you were 10; listen like you want to know what I'm saying; love like you've nev 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHY FILIPINOS COMPETE TO EACH OTHER? 12/1/2004 I've been to different places and some part of the world, and pondered, why there is no such thing a Filipino Town? when I first came to America, my first visit was California. There're lots of Fil 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE 11/30/2004 1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid M 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BUHAY SA AMERICA 11/23/2004 Salamat kaibigan sa pagbukas mo ng article na ito. Marami na akong na-post na different articles, but this one is quite different. ito yung life in america. sana you have time to read this kasi gus 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NEVER LOSE YOUR PHONE 11/23/2004 There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a local golf club after a round, showering and getting ready for the 19th hole. Suddenly, a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BREAST FED 11/23/2004 A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CONFESSION 10/24/2004 Inside the Church while a man is confessing: Priest: What is your sin ? Man: I am depressed Father. My is a drug addict. My is a , and my wife is a gambler. Priest: Disastrous! Is there anyth 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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2 PMA CADETS 10/24/2004 Cadet 1: Pare, may balitang may bading dito sa dorm natin. Cadet 2: ha! E sino 'yon? Cadet 1: Sasabihin ko sa'yo, pero KISS muna. 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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RANSOM 10/24/2004 Tanong: Bakit Intsik and kinidnap at hindi Bombay? Sagot: Siyempre, kasi kung Bombay, pati ransom hulugan. 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MGA ARAL KINA INAY AT ITAY 10/24/2004 TANDANG TANDA NAMIN NI KUYA ANG SAYA AT LUMBAY SA PODER NILA INAY AT ITAY...LALO NA ANG MGA MAGAGANDANG LEKSYON NA NATUTUNAN NAMIN SA KANILA! <br> 1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako ng HOW TO A 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FAITH HEALER 10/24/2004 Old man: Can you give me an e-rection? Faith Healer: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the "dead". 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TANGA SA SABUNGAN 10/24/2004 Paano nyo malalaman na may taong tanga na pumasok sa sabungan (cockpit arena)? 1. kapag may dalang pato (duck) 2. kapag-inilaban ang pato 3. kapag may lumaban sa pato 4. kapag may pumusta sa 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN 10/24/2004 Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SPECIMEN CHECK-UP 10/24/2004 Doc to old patient: I need sample of your urine, stool semen. Old man to wife: Ano daw ang kailangan niya? Wife: Ibigay mo na lang ang brief mo! 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LEARN JAPANESE 10/24/2004 1) Is this your underwear? Jakimoto? 2) Are you regular customer? Sukikaba? 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES 10/24/2004 Along a highway in Pampanga: "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE" <br> On a self-service restaurant in Cebu: "PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN" <br> In a Baguio grocery: "FRE 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MEET YOU IN HEAVEN 10/24/2004 After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting a 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES 10/24/2004 Husband's note on the refrigerator to his wife: <br> "Doctor's office called: Said Pabst beer is normal" 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SHARING A MEAL 10/24/2004 The little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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AFTER THE MASS 10/24/2004 After the Mass: Dad: Walang kabuhay-buhay ang homily. Mom: Mali-Mali ang Organist! Sister: Sintunado ang choir. Bunso: Ano ba kayo, ano expect nyo...PISO lang naman offering nyo! 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OPERASYON NG ULO 10/24/2004 Sa isang ospital, pagkatapos ng operasyon. Pasyente: Dok, bakit ganito ang operasyon sa ulo? Halos kita na ang utak ko? Dok: Okey yan, at least open-minded ka na ngayon. 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PUTO 10/24/2004 Sa airport canteen umorder ang isang amerikano. Amerikano: Miss give me one few two. Tindera: What, Sir? Amerikano: I said one few two. Tindera: Oh, Puto! Amerikano: Yeah, that's right! &l 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DALAWANG TANGA 10/24/2004 Nag-aaway ang dalawang tanga. Kulas: Ano ba ang gusto mo? Away o gulo? Tomas: Away na lang para walang gulo. <br> Bambi, smile ka naman. Love yah, muahh...Jing 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GATAS NG BABAE 10/24/2004 1. Dalagita - Fresh Milk 2. Dalaga - Pasteurized 3. Bagong kasal - Skimmed Milk 4. Matagal ng kasal - Yogurt 5. Matandang dalaga - Taho 6. Lola - Tokwa <br> Tawa naman jan......Jin 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PINOY NA PINTOR 10/24/2004 Matagal nang naghahanap ng trabaho yung bagong saltang Pinoy. Nakakita siya ng posibilidad sa "Help Wanted" section ng Classified Ads. <br> "Wanted - Painter of Porch". Aba!, sabi nung P 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MAKING EYE CONTACT 10/23/2004 First, keep in mind that you don't HAVE to have eye contact to go meet someone. This is often more of a courtesy than a rule. I've gotten women's that never even looked my way. However, that said, 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE UNFAITHFUL BOYFRIEND 10/23/2004 Women often make the mistake of trying to impose their own needs on men. Men are pre-programmed by nature to have sex with as many women as possible. Sex has nothing to do with love to men. Sex is 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GET OVER BEING SHY 10/23/2004 If you're too shy, then just lie down, do nothing, and be alone the rest of your life. <br> My brother, I fully understand how you feel, but you aren't going to use the "shy guy" crap with 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FINDING THE 'G' SPOT 10/23/2004 Not everyone even believes that the "g-spot" exists. I do however, based on my experience, and most women agree with me on this. <br> The “g-spot”, (or "Gaffenburg Spot"), is 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHY ARE MEN OBSSESSED WITH PORN? 10/23/2004 Wouldn't it be nice if there were a one-sentence answer to that question? The fact is it is rather more complicated. However, let me try to help you understand. <br> To understand this, yo 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CONTROLLING JEALOUSY 10/23/2004 Jealousy is really personal insecurity. It says that the relationship is more important to you than it is to her, (in your eyes), even if this isn't true. Further, it says that you don't feel good 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOW DO I GET HIM TO MARRY ME? 10/23/2004 Let's begin by me asking you a question: what's so important about being married? <br> It appears that you have everything you really want in a partner. You have an amazingly deep emotiona 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOW SLOW IS TOO SLOW? 10/23/2004 First, let me congratulate you on your attitude! He asked you out first, but then you turned around and invited him out. That's a "new millennium women" at work, and very few women can or will do t 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOLIDAY PRESSURE FOR COMMITTMENT 10/23/2004 First, I NEVER recommend that anyone make life-changing (or enhancing) decisions during the holidays! Things are just too stressful and the pressure to "do the right thing" is awesome. Yet, few peo 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IS SEX ALL THERE IS? 10/23/2004 Being single and/or divorced, I'm a little surprised that you equate being committed with being married. The fact is, marriage is only one form of relationship - even a committed one - and you shou 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HELP WITH STUTTERING 10/23/2004 First, you need to get rid of that belief that stuttering makes you sound stupid - nothing could be further from the truth! A lot of people stutter, and have all sorts of other speech impediments t 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LEARNING TO TRUST 10/23/2004 Hello "Untrusting"! Yes, I agree - you definitely want to get this handled right away. Your overreactions and mistrust will serve to push him away from - and right out of - what apparently is a ve 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE TEST AND THE CHALLENGE 10/23/2004 "The Test". It's such an insidious feminine tool that I devoted in this entire article. As far as I know, It has discovered - and talks about it. I actually talk about men using The Test in a few 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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COMMUNICATION AND SEXUAL CONVERSION 10/23/2004 Now, let's deal with the topic of "sexual conversion". <br> Converting a date to a sexual encounter is a skill that many men lack. It's not difficult, but most men just don't know how to do 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NOTES ON WORKING BARS AND CLUBS 10/23/2004 The most likely situation is that you're working the wrong rooms. This sounds like you're talking about clubs and bars, and yes, you're going to get a lot of "same as" from women there - that's exa 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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REVIVING STALE RELATIONSHIP 10/23/2004 It sounds like you've made her the entire focus of your life - her every thought, feeling, concern, bit of happiness, etc. This is NOT a healthy relationship! <br> Let me offer you another 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BE A MAN DURING A BREAKUP 10/23/2004 First of all, "rebound relationships" don't exist. They are a figment of an over-active media, but nothing real. This is not the cause of your problems. <br> What appears to be the cause h 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHAT DO MEN REALLY WANT? 10/23/2004 Well, aren't we full of questions today! <br> First, I don't believe that there is any one "model" that fits all men or all women. Everyone is different and is motivated by different thing 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IT'S REALLY ABOUT YOUR GOALS 10/23/2004 I was asked by my friend with this question. <br> I really need your advice. My boyfriend and I have been having problems about my neediness and his independence. I have a hard time findin 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DOES MY GIRLFRIEND LOVE ME 10/23/2004 Frankly, she probably loves you, but your question (if I understand it) is if she's "in love" with you. <br> Obviously, I can't read her mind to be able to tell you, however, let me offer 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE CHEATING HEART 10/23/2004 Hello! <br> First of all, you need to get over the guilt and shame right now. These aren't going to help you. They are only a sign that you somehow believe you should pay some price for a 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MATH OF MOVING IN TOGETHER 10/23/2004 Hello! <br> Well, I AM good at math! If you want an equation in order to be equitable, try this one: <br> Step 1: your income / his income = percentage difference. Step 2:. Purch 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE SELFISH WOMAN SYNDROME 10/23/2004 Hello! <br> You feel that your husband was selfish because he didn't give you what you needed. Fine. What about YOUR selfishness?? You never even bothered to consider what your needed fr 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE CHEATING GIRLFRIEND 10/23/2004 Well, you've got some great armchair psychology going on. Let me ask you this: are you this girl's boyfriend, or her therapist? Trust me: you can't be both. <br> I'm not at all surprised t 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOW TO KEEP IT "JUST SEX" 10/23/2004 Men sometimes have a problem with women - not meeting them - just keeping things as "just sex" and nothing more. Every woman I seem to meet wants the relationship thing. <br> How many men 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FOREVER MY LOVE 10/23/2004 My dearest where are you? I can't help but wonder are you lost and lonely? Does sorrow cloud your heart? Do you miss me? I thought I saw you the other day but it was only my mind playing tricks or 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I WANT WHAT YOU WANT 10/23/2004 You ask me if I want to; how sweet of you to care, But if you're looking for an answer; you will not find it there. <br> I want to do a lot of things; that I'll probably never do, 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A THOUSAND WORDS 10/23/2004 All my life I've wished for love this true. I cherish every moment I have with you. When you're near I can't help but smile Because you are my reason for survival. If I ever lost you I'd cry a 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY 10/23/2004 I love you more than words can say. I want to be near you. You make me feel so safe in your arms. Your the most wonderful thing that ever happened to me and when I look in you eyes I'm lost in a wo 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I LOVE YOU 10/23/2004 I Love You. I love every little thing about you -- Your sexy smile, the sound of your voice, the magic in your eyes. I love your gentle touch and the warmth I feel at your side ... I love dreami 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LOVE OF A LIFETIME 10/23/2004 Lover you held me close, you touched my skin, you brought more joy than you'll ever know. My soul was breach on a daily basis by your love. The sound of your voice made my heart swing on the stars. 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I LOVE SO MUCH ABOUT YOU 10/23/2004 I love so much about you that it is hard to pick just a couple of things out. I love the way you laugh. I love the way you smile. I even love it when you make me mad and don't know why. I love how 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN 10/23/2004 Here's proof that women are smarter than men: Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MR. RIGHT REJECTION LETTER 10/23/2004 The MR. RIGHT Rejection Letter Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], <br> I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aw 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WOMEN'S PROBLEMS 10/23/2004 - MEN tal illness - MEN strual cramps - MEN tal breakdown - MEN opause - GUY necologist - And when we have real trouble, it's a.....HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems st 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10/23/2004 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat Clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae m 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHOSE PROPERTY 10/23/2004 A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their posed a problem. <br> The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the into th 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHAT I WANT IN A MAN 9/10/2004 Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MEN ARE LIKE 9/10/2004 ...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. ...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look si 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GETTING OUT OF THE TICKET 9/10/2004 A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SEX LIFE 9/10/2004 Message: sex life!!! Message: sex life..... Message: SEX LIFE............ Message: Sabi ko na nga ba eh. I was right. U opened this because you thought this is about SEX. Pero what if sab 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ABC OF FRIENDSHIP 8/31/2004 A Friend... (A)ccepts you as you are (  elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditional0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I Pray 8/18/2004 I Pray Will I ever meet that special someone, that's what I ask myself everyday. Hoping that there would be someone out there, who was feeling exactly the same way. I've been in alot of 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You Changed My World 8/17/2004 At times the days seemed so long, I thought I'd never make it through, Then suddenly, out of a dream, I have met someone like you. I had locked up all my feelings and I'd thrown away the key, Until 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Forever 8/15/2004 As we gaze into each others eyes Lovingly holding hand and hand With only the sound of the waves Cuddling on the warm golden sand <br> The moon beams light up the sea I take your ha 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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No One 8/15/2004 No one can search the true meaning of love and the destiny it will bring; the joys, sorrows, and certainty it will lead. No one can fathom one's mind, heart, and innermost feeling. But people can c 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes |
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