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Advice Lines Question by Repo__Swappe
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
How bad - 11/6/2011

did you miss me?...

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Proper Preparation - 4/14/2010

Do you always whack off before a date, or do you rather go out half cocked?...

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Win A Date With Repo! - 10/20/2009

I gotz 'da goods whatz 'da babes all wantz, now YOU might be the lucky one to SCORE big!



Just email me and I'll decide. There is no limit to the number of allowable

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Not Here! - 7/7/2009

Of course you guys have noticed 'dat most'O 'da babes in 'da data base haven't been online in the past three months! That's not to say that there aren't any women in The Philippines, it just means

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Bad One from Baldwin? - 5/18/2009

Philippine senator angered by Alec Baldwin's joke May 18, 2009 The Associated Press

MANILA, Philippines (AP) - Actor Alec Baldwin's joke about getting a Filipino mail-order br

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
He's Bad - He's Back - You Know It! - 3/7/2009

After 16 years of being out of work, and nearly bankrupt, as result of slanderous libel and malicious prosecution, which destroyed his career, finally now in the midst of the greatest economic cata

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Humongous Hooters Ho' Down - 3/3/2009

Who are 'da babes what gotz 'da biggest boobs on their profile page here? Don't ask me, I'm too busy gett'n laid, to be spend'n all'a my time surfing ghosts at this phony place, and it's not as if

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
You Pinays Always Insisted... - 2/26/2009

...either that it was just as easy to love a rich man as it is a poor one, or that love is more important than money.

Now that so many people have lost all of their paper profits, in mutua

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Take a stab at Rejection? - 12/11/2008

Of course I get more than my share of jealous girlfriends, way more, but according to the website for The Smoking Gun, a 19 year old girl, recently stabbed her 35 year old boyfriend, for n

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
What's 'da Hurry? - 12/1/2008

So here I am, writing from a cozy little cyber cafe in Pattaya. Tourists are all bent outt'a shape about not being able to catch a plane out 'o 'da country, but what 'da hey? Why not stay? It's

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Nursing My Drinks - 11/17/2008

Well, I've really hit the jack pot this time! I found a post card info request for some University Nursing School in the Caribbean. I tore the card from a poster that had a picture of a sail boa

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Commitment - 10/16/2008

I've been thinking about commitment lately. No, not having machbeitzh committed, but about myself. Not that I'm really thinking about having myself committed either, exactly, but about commitment

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Ladyboys Here Online? - 10/9/2008

How many of you guys here, have sent off winks, or made a date, with what appears from the pictures, at least for all tents and porpoises, to be a girl, but you never even realized it was a ladyboy

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Hey 19! - 10/8/2008

If you are old enough to remember when that song came out, (1980), you are NOT Nineteen. If you ARE 19 and want to get married, how long do you expect it's going to last? Perhaps until you are, o

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Artificial Insemination or 'da REAL THING? - 8/11/2008

As you all know, for the past twenty years, in my spare time, several times per week, I have supplemented my heavy, dating, schedule, and my variable, income, as an auto import/export broker, and p

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Switcharoo - 8/4/2008

Well, it didn't take long to be found out. I started going to the local strip joint, during the day, in order to beat the cover charge, and discovered a new, cute, little, hotty, working days.
18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Air Head or No Mo Head? - 7/26/2008

Well my young Russian hotties have moved on to New York, but as usual, I don't let grass grow under my feet.

My latest girl friend in the cutest, most adorable, little Asian girl that I'v

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Turning Over A New Leaf? - 6/21/2008

I've been having a great time, the past few weeks, entertaining a pair of my new, best, friends; a couple of lovely young ladies on a working vacation, from Russia. It's strictly platonic; quite

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Harem Scare'm? - 6/14/2008

How'za 'bout join'n my harem?

I understand that polygamy is legal in Islamic tradition, and seeing as how Southern Mindanao is mostly Muslim, I figure I ought to be able to start a harem d

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Club Repo - 6/8/2008

Not literally, please.

No, but seriously, there's this ad on Craig's List for a club for sale on the outskirts of Manillla.

This Filipino, living in Daly City, says he just close

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Richard Reduction Surgery? - 5/22/2008

I've got a little problem.

Filipinas are so small, and my rick is so big I that can FLICK an elevator shaft. This makes for very difficult relationships. I know that some women have got

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
What Language Do You Dream Of Me In? - 5/6/2008

With all of the great, many, various, numerous, and lotz 'O different languages and dialects, that'ch y'all speak, which are you best at?...

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
How Big Is TOO Big? - 3/17/2008

Lately, I've been getting complaints from 'da babes. Now as I'm sure you must, most certainly, be aware by now, I'm not one to be getting any complaints from women; other than the fact tha

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Musical Bar Stools - 3/10/2008

How many of you bar girls here, would rather be working in Thailand? ...

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Mad Money - 2/14/2008

Well, with $6, 500.00, burning a hole in my pocket, how should I spend it? That just so happens to be the ENTRY price of a Real Doll. You know, those life-like, wonders of silicone and steel, th

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Synthetic Is Real Too - 2/7/2008

My latest main squeeze is pestering me for a ring. I told her up front, that all I want is a good FLICK buddy, and she said, "yeah, " her too, but still, she keeps nagging ...

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Contrived Irresistibleness Vs Unconditional Acceptance - 11/18/2007

With all my vast and masterful experience with 'da babes, I have noticed two distinct and different types.

First there is the more pedestrian version, the tedious, up-tight sort, who insis

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Strip Baby Strip! - 10/19/2007

Ladies, what would you say to your guy, if he were to hand you an instructional DVD on striptease, and asked you to learn how to do it?

Would you go to a strip club for a lap dance, just

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
Tagalog Dialogue - 10/15/2007



I met this Pinay the other night, who only speaks Tagalog, except for a few dirty words in English. Anyway, she somehow, seems to have gotten the idea, that she is supposed to be my girl

18 response(s), 45 votes
Repo__Swappe 55 M
32  questions
How Many In One Night? - 9/25/2007

Drinks, and/or, dates....

18 response(s), 45 votes