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IN BED 7/13/2007 As I lie in bed, it hurts to cry As each tear that falls stings my eye No-one beside me holding me tight When will it finally work out right? I'm in love with someone but it cant be 0 Comments, 28 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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FINGERS SPREAD 7/13/2007 Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one f 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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A SPECIAL WORLD 7/13/2007 A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Ge 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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IF YOU EVER NEED ME 7/13/2007 IF YOU EVER NEED ME If you ever need me I'll be right here To get rid of all your sadness And wipe away your tear If you ever need me I'll be a few steps behind To follow in your foo 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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WOMAN LOVE MORE 6/27/2007 There never was A woman loved more, From sea to sea, Or shore to shore. Unmatchable beauty Is what I find, Each time I gaze At this woman of mine. She could have found much more, Had 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Breath Of Love 6/25/2007 Breath Of Love There comes a gentle knocking in this night, This night where my slumber lays restless. I tumble and turn to stir my tears. My eyes open with the rhythm of the memories that ar 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Waiting For You! 6/25/2007 Waiting for You You have met me before Once upon our dreams Everything was perfect But nothing is what it seems I pass you in the halls And yet you never seem to care I see you every 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BE MINE 6/25/2007 Be Mine I'm delicately handing my heart to you, In your caressing hands to forever keep. I'm giving you the chance of destroying me, And I know I'm in your love too deep. I'm giving 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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CALL ME UP 6/22/2007 CALL ME UP WHEN YOUR HEART NEEDS COMPANY...TAKE MY HAND WHEN YOU FEEL ALONE...TURN TO ME WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO LEAN ON...BECAUSE 'TILL THE TIME RUNS OUT...I'LL BE A FRIEND HOLDIN' ON... 0 Comments, 8 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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EVERYTIME... 6/21/2007 EVERYTIME I COUNT MY 100 BLESSINGS FROM GOD, I ALWAYS END UP TO 101. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I ALWAYS COUNT YOU TWICE. THANKS FOR BEING SO NICE TO ME, GOOD MORNING 0 Comments, 8 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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SWEET MORNING! 6/21/2007 A SWEET MORNING....FOR A SWEET PERSON WHO DESERVES A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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HEAVEN.... 6/21/2007 IF HEAVEN HAD A PLACE TO DISPLAY ITS MOST WONDERFUL CREATURES...THERE IN THE DOOR HAVE DISPLAY A PORTRAIT OF YOUR BIG PICTURE WITH MY BILLBOAR....!!!...HEHEHE..... 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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GOOD MORNING!!! 6/21/2007 GOOD MORNING! GIVE THANKS TO THE LORD FOR HE IS GOOD HIS LOVE ENDURES FOREVER.TAKE CARE ...GOD BLESS YOU! 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LIGHTS OFF... 6/21/2007 AS I TURN MY LIGHTS OFF TONIGHT, I SAW A SINGLE STAR THAT SINES SO BRIGHT...IT REMINDED ME TO SAY GOODNIGHT TO A STAR THAT GAVE MY LIFE SOME LIGHT...GOOD NIGHT!!! 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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DONT AFRAID... 6/21/2007 DONT BE AFRAID TO TAKE RISKS, AND ECPERIENCE PAIN TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS. ALWAYS REMEMBER, IF YOU WANT A RAINBOW, YOU MUST FIRST GO...THROUGH THE RAIN.. 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BIRTHDAY 6/21/2007 BIRTHDAYS ARE THE BEST TIME TO SHOWS HONEST FEELINGS ABOUT A PERSON YOU LOVE. 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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TODAY SMILING 6/19/2007 I WAKE UP TODAY SMILING AS I REMEBER I HAVE A LOVING FRIEND. I HIOPE MANY YEARS FROM NOW, I WOULD STILL WAKE UP SMILING FOR THE SAME GOOD REASON THAT I HAVE YOU! 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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GOOD MORNING! 6/19/2007 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE I LOVE TO GREET CAUSE I WANT YOU TO FEEL THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS PART OF MY DAY! 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Dont Let Doubts 6/10/2007 "Don't let doubts lost the magic of love because its not everyday that you meet the people who have the magic to let you fall in love". But then I'm thankful you're the person who br 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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I WISH... 6/10/2007 I wish you sunshine without end I wish you rainbow filled with treasures I wish you happiness without measures, that's how much I LOVE YOU!!! Hope yuo always find happiness so always in God's presence 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Let you know... 6/10/2007 Just wanna let you know that I'm so thankful that you were there to listen to my problems and help me endure the pain because of it.... I am not sure if I found a person someone like you...Th 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LORD... 6/10/2007 Lord, you know power is my courage, Your promises, my comfort, Your presence, my confidence. In you, I rest my life, my soul and my future. 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Everytime I Count 6/10/2007 Everytime I count my 100 blesings from God, I always end up to 101. You know why? Because I always count you twice. Thanks for being so nice to me! 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LET GO 6/10/2007 When you love someone fight for what you feel but, if the one you love, loves someone else "LET GO"... be like a soldier knows when to fight and when to surrender. 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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GOD Speaks .... 6/10/2007 God speaks to those who take time to listen, and He listens to those who take time to pray. Behold god's glory on this beautiful day!... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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NEVER REGRET 6/10/2007 Never regret a day in your life...Good days give you happiness, bad days give you experience to life.... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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SMILE... 6/10/2007 A smile to start the day. A prayer to bless your way, A song to lighten the moments, A cheer to praise His presence! 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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TODAY!!! 6/10/2007 Today; Wake up happy. Today; Whisper a prayer Today; Savor a memory Today; Laugh out loud Today; Whistle a tune... and at the end of the day, sleep with a smile! 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Find A Dream 6/10/2007 When you find a dream inside your heart, don't ever let it go...For dreams are the tiny seedsfrom which tomorrow grow. 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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ONE DAY... 6/10/2007 If one day you find yourself all alone, and trapped in the dark, just look up in the sky, and if you see one little tiny light up there, that's me reminding you I'm still here even if you can't see me 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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TEXT 'N TEXT 6/10/2007 The word L-I-S-T-E-N contains the same letters as the word S-I-L-E-N-T. Liten to GOD in the silence of your heart and you will know His perfect plans for you.... 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Friendship!!! 6/10/2007 Your love is your heart, your heart is your spouse, your spouse is your future, your future is your destiny, your destiny is your ambition, your ambition is your aspiration, your aspiration is your mo 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BIRTHDAY!!! 6/9/2007 "Birthday's are the best time to shows honest feelings about a person you love".... 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Prisoner in Heart. 6/6/2007 The love we give away is the only love we can keep and carry in our Heart and that is why I care for you..... Iwant to keep you in my heart Forever!!! Gosh...you can't scape how you are being 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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QUOTE... 6/1/2007 "LIE TO ME, YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN HONEST TO YOU CHEAT ON ME, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU TURN YOUR BACK FROM ME, I'D STILL BE HERE FOR YOU LET MY CRY HURT ME ONCE MORE...I'D STILL BE LOVING YOU! I 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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I LOVE YOU. 6/1/2007 WHEN I'M AWAY FROM YOU I LONG FOR YOU, WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, I STILL SEE YOU, WHEN I WAKE UP, I STILL DREAM OF YOU WHATEVER I'DO, I THINK OF YOU... IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE Y 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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JOKE........ 5/30/2007 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well, " said the Director, "we fill up a b 0 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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DOCTOR N NURSE 5/30/2007 A doctor was having an affair with his Italian-born nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy 0 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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You Gotta Love This Lady! 5/30/2007 You gotta love this lady Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by I 0 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Broke Back Deer Camp 5/29/2007 Hahaha ...... Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make 0 Comments, 26 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Genie 5/29/2007 husband takes his wife to play her first game of > golf. > > The wife promptly hacked her first shot right > through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. > > The husband cringed, "I 0 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Never Tick off a Nurse 5/29/2007 A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have 0 Comments, 70 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Before the marriage 5/29/2007 Before the marriage: --------------------------------------------- He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think 0 Comments, 21 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Beautiful Love Story 5/28/2007 Sometimes we are blind to see the goodness of our spouses and deaf to hear their kind words for us. A nice story to share...... My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his ste 0 Comments, 44 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Cut,,,Cut... 5/28/2007 "Doc, " says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "Bu 0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BILL 5/28/2007 It was opening night at the Orpheum Theater and Amazin' Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As Amazin' Eileen took to the stage 0 Comments, 10 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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This Will Make You Cry... 5/28/2007 This Will Make You Cry... Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life it was on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with suc 0 Comments, 22 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Technically Correct 5/28/2007 A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical Malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and Communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the 0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Lonely Person.... 5/25/2007 A bright yellow fruit to carry sunshine into your life. You will discover in there many trinkets, but please Check bottom left corner: a piece of tissue paper - Tears you will find to wipe. On the lid 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Mid Life Crisis... 5/25/2007 After I'd been married 50 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 50 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, bu 0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Picni Basket... 5/25/2007 I wish to pack for you a picnic basket for life. The basket itself I have woven with you in mind. Amongst things I pack for you: sandwiches spread with love and lots of respe 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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STILL LOVING YOU 5/25/2007 I hope that my love will be enough for you Bring you happiness your whole life through And In the end when my time is due My Darling, I will still go on loving you.... 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BRIGHTER DAY! 5/25/2007 A brighter day would make the bad ones go away.... To spend a day with you, just you and me, to be together in love, that we'll always be.... But when will that day come? Is it when I next see you, w 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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May Change... 5/25/2007 Something in me may change maybe the way I look, the way I walk, the way I talk, but I think that won't change in me... It's the way I've kept you in my HEART...take care!... 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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REASONS TO LIKE A WOMAN 5/25/2007 You can feel her CARE in form of a Sister. You can feel her WARMTH in form of a Friend. You can feel her PASSIONED in form of a Beloved. You can feel her DEDICATIOn in form of a Wife. You can feel her 0 Comments, 8 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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FRIEND BLESSINGS!!! 5/25/2007 Smiling - is a sign of contentment Laughing - is a sign of inner peace Praying - is a sign of generous faith Having - you as my "FRIEND" is a sign of BLESSING...[ 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LOVE STRUCK POSSESSION 5/25/2007 In the game of love, it doesn't really matter who win or lose; what's important, is that you know when to hold and when to let go. Its the presence of LOVE that makes us want to live. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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FRIENDSHIP 5/25/2007 Friendship is a kind of love with understanding...... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LOVE STRUCK POSSESSION 5/25/2007 A true great love can learn the pain and longitude of writing even if it takes forever, when comfused about love, follow your heart, it may not always be right but you will have the mem 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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NOTE OF LOVE ONE 5/25/2007 In my life I learned how... TO LOVE TO SMILE TO BE HAPPY TO BE STRONG TO WORK HARD TO BE HONEST TO BE FAITHFUL TO FORGIVE But I couldn't learn how TO STOP MISSING YOU. 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BREAKFAST FOR YOU 5/25/2007 I HAVE A SPECIAL BREAKFAST FOR YOU! A glass of CARE A plate of LOVE A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of PRAYERS Enjoy your breakfast!!! [/ 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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MISS YOU 5/25/2007 MISS YOU, MISS YOU, MISS YOU. EVERYTHING I DO ECHOES WITH THE LAUGHTER AND THE VOICE OF YOU YOU'RE ON EVERY CORNER. EVERY TURN AND TWIST. EVERY OLD AND FAMILIAR SPOT WHISPER HOW 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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God's Gift For Us! 5/25/2007 It's nice and so good, kind of love that we called God's Gift for us! It's nice to thinking of all things that HE given to me as of now with your precious love me my dear friend 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Screen Cleaner 5/17/2007 OPEN WITH CARE..... This is the newer and up graded version You probably don't realize it, but your computer's Screen must be cleaned each day. The cleaning should 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Limitation is only in your mind 5/17/2007 Limitation is only in your mind A 10-year-old boy decided to study Judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanes 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Professionals??? 5/17/2007 A father walks into a bookstore with his young . The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and start 0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Senior Citizen Bumper 5/17/2007 Life may not be the party we hoped for, But while we are here we might as well dance!!! Sometimes we need to change our strategy. If we always do what we've always done, we'll always 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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TWO HORSES... 5/17/2007 Romans 6:11 ...be ALIVE TO GOD, alert to Him, through Jesus Christ our > Lord! > Two Horses > > > > Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. >>From a distance, each looks like 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Jokes Of Mr. Bean 5/17/2007 1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bea 0 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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A Woman of Strength 5/17/2007 A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... A strong woman isn't afraid of anythin 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Morning! 4/23/2007 Each morning I wake is the start of a brand new day, Knowing in my heart that love is here and finally to stay. We have a love like I never have known, Even away from your presence I’m never al 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Evening Shadows... 4/22/2007 When evening shadows fall And another day is through, This is the special time I love to share with you. You take me in your arms As the stars begin to shine; Your kisses are long and deep Fo 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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I Want You! 4/20/2007 I want you to know that Before I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in between ... you occupy my mind. So, practically every moment of the day you are in my thoughts. I m 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Why I Text You? 4/20/2007 Five person's why I text you, you make me feel welcome (I assume) I make you smile ( I suppose) You appreciate my thoughts (I happy) you spend time reading my messages (I guess) you think I'm cute (I' 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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MORNING IS A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY ! 4/20/2007 Morning is a wonderful opportunity... To pray To love To care To smile, and To thank GOD For all the blessing's are recieved! 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BELIEVE THAT THE BEST! 4/20/2007 Believe that the best will GOD happen everyday be aware taht even trials are gift to make us strong enough to face life and trying times. 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Everything in Life... 4/20/2007 Everything in Life has a purpose...just believe in yourself and take time to enjoy life's pleasures. Remember to follow your HEART but never surrender your dreams.  0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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ALWAYS... 4/20/2007 Always be happy, always be wear a smile, not because life is full of reasons to smile because your smile itself is a reason for others to be happy. 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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HOW TO HANDLE PROMISES 4/19/2007 HOW TO HANDLE PROMISES Anyone who fails to keep a promise disappoints others. Also, if that person has any conscience, he suffers a guilt feeling himself. to make matters worse, the one who i 0 Comments, 23 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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One Flaw In Women 4/18/2007 One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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GREAT WATCH 4/18/2007 For lovers of the latest Gizmos.... There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down 0 Comments, 10 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Golf Balls 4/18/2007 I have some messages from my email one of my friends sent me this story...hope you enjoy read this. A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf res 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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A Fishy Tale 4/18/2007 The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, Fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. < 0 Comments, 15 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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WINNING HEARTS... 4/18/2007 Whenever you share the Goodness in your heart. You always end up WINNING HEARTS because LIFE IS AN ECHO. It gives back what YOU have given!... 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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QUOTE 4/16/2007 I can't wait forever, though I know I could... If you said you loved me too, that would be good... But till that day I'll pretend to be fine... Until the day you say you're 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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QUOTE 4/16/2007 I want to be able to show you my heart but I live in fear that you'll tear it apart I know that if we tried we could be great so show me yours and not too late[/... 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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QUOTE... 4/16/2007 You said, that in time, we could be.. and I waited for what seemed eternity I thought you knew how much I cared for you, my soul, I wanted to bare... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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SHADOW POETRY 4/16/2007 Shadow Poetry Hidden within the shadows of night Poets by the dozens begin to write Pens, the paintbrush of imagination Blank paper, a canvas of creation Verses in 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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DIAMOND OR DIAMENTE POEM 4/16/2007 cat............. stealthy, cunning chasing, scratching, purring never a dull moment friend ... 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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ACROSTICS POEM 4/16/2007 Day................. sunny, bright striving, planning, loving work, play, sleep dream snoozing, dozing, cuddling peaceful, dark 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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CONCRETE POEM 4/16/2007 There was an old lady from Showfurt, Who was fortunate not to have been hurt When she sat on a bee She said, "Oh, woe is me!" And proceeded to eat all her yogurt. [ 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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ERASER 4/16/2007 Eraser .....(Strange Poems about common things) I chew on them when I'm nervous My teacher says it's a bad habit 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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SUCCESS 4/16/2007 Success Success is yellow bright like the midday sun It sounds like laughing & playing It tastes as sweet as candy And smells like a fresh 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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FAILURE...... 4/16/2007 Failure is as black as the bottom of the ocean It sounds like a crying Failure tastes like rotted meat on stale bread And smells like the stink of a 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Your Kind of Friendship 4/16/2007 ~~ Your Kind of Friendship ~~ It takes more than caring To be a real friend; The nature of friendship; Requires a blend Of warmest compassion And love deep and true To reach and to comfort Th 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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All Because of You 4/12/2007 Dark days become sunny Frigid days become warm, Rainy days become cloudless And lightning got wiped away from the storm. Oceans sing, Rocks cry out, Mountains roar, And tree branches shout. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Special Someone 4/12/2007 You are my inspiration. Having you in my life revived my sleeping devotion. You are indeed a special someone. Loving you gives me hope to free this misery that I coped. In those times I gave up Y 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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I Miss You 4/11/2007 Just can't help but miss you since you went away I may act like I'm okay but it's the facade I portray Miss everything 'bout you from your smile to your ways Just can't stop but reminisce about the go 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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"I Love You........Friend" 4/11/2007 "I Love You........Friend" I'm here in my room, thinking of you I'm composing a poem, just for you; 'Coz in this way, I can tell you I love you friend, even if you thin its OA. God gave me a 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Good Morning! 4/10/2007 Wake up!! Wake up!!!, it's already morning Na!!...here's your kiss... (Muah) Here's the angel...(Ahem!)...saying...Good morning to all! 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY 4/8/2007 A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your is here, " she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Old Age Problems 4/8/2007 The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch; then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to th 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Inner strenght!!! 4/8/2007 Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with 0 Comments, 8 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Eight Words... 4/8/2007 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotiona 0 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Your Time 4/8/2007 This is serious stuff....... ......... . FOR MOST OF US!!!!!!!!!! What do we Work For? : "Daddy, may I ask you a question" Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?" : "Dad, how much do you m 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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For Someone Special... 4/8/2007 You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, 0 Comments, 8 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Lucky People 4/8/2007 Good one to read and adopt. To start with... Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks they deserve? Here is an article by Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Her 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Nights.......... 4/6/2007 Nights are the best time to be peaceful to ponds on things, to appreciate life to plan for tomorrow and to tahnk GOD for all the things. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Every person in our lives... 4/6/2007 Every person in our lives comes for special reasons...to touch or to make someone's life beautiful...that's what you are, that's what you did...and I'll always be thankful for kn 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Secret of Contentment... 4/6/2007 The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. Let's not be materialistics, we good in loo 0 Comments, 97 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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My Friend... 4/6/2007 You will be my friend, wherever I am and wherever you are...! even if it takes foever even if I see you never, you will always be special to me. Longer than forever. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Everything in life.... 4/6/2007 Everything in life has a purpose...just believe in yourself and take time to enjoy life's pleasures. Remember to follow your heart but never surrender your dreams... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LOVE is Stronger than PRIDE... 4/6/2007 Love is stronger than pride. so when you love someone tell them and never let it go its better to lose your pride to someone you love than to lost your love with your useless pride. 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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THIS SAYS IT ALL: 4/5/2007 Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers 0 Comments, 22 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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TO THE WOMEN WHOM GOD HAS PLACED IN MY LIFE ...... 4/5/2007 When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend, and then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Memory Problems 4/5/2007 Memory Problems Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding, " Fred re 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Lady and Frog. 4/5/2007 An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except 0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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MY FRIEND... 4/3/2007 You're My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You'r 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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To My Friend... 4/3/2007 I always thought I'd have a friend That would stick with me until the end. But I didn't know who'd it be And now its clear for me to see. You were there when things got tough You stuck by me when 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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All My Life 4/3/2007 All my life I been waiting for someone like you to come along. When you finally got here, I guest I wasn?t the kind of lover you thought I was. All my life I been waiting 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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MY FRIEND... 4/3/2007 My friend It's a sound I can't tell you where it's going Or where it's been When I turn around It's here in my heart And on my lips again Can I tell you? Can I touch you? Can you hear me? 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Quotes 4/3/2007 A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.... 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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they walk amongst us!!!! 4/3/2007 I walked into a Quizno's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". They're already buy-one 0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Quotes.... 4/2/2007 "Your Friendship adds... Beauty to my life!"... 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Quotes 4/2/2007 You are the love of all my life... I Love You so much!"... 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Part of You... 4/2/2007 I hear YOUR words pass my lips, YOUR phrases that have become mine, A part of you has become me, Because of the thoughts of you in my mind. A smile plays upon my face, When I hear the words that 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Prayer... 4/2/2007 Let me share with you a beautiful prayer; "Lord when I lose hope because of my plans have come to nothing, help , e to remember that your love is always greater than my disappointments and your plans 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Your Time...... 4/2/2007 This is serious stuff....... ......... . FOR MOST OF US!!!!!!!!!! What do we Work For? : "Daddy, may I ask you a question" Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?" : "Dad, how much do you m 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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DONT BREAK THE ELASTIC!!! Wise words..... 4/2/2007 In April, of last year, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 74th birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was "exciting." Regarding b 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Desire of a Woman... 4/2/2007 Desire of a woman........In this life I'm a woman...... In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I coul 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Mommy Test.... 4/2/2007 I was out walking with my 4 year old . She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my asked. "Becau 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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BALLERINA... 4/2/2007 A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "Wha 0 Comments, 82 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Satan's Meeting. 4/2/2007 SATAN'S MEETING: (Read even if you're busy. Very well written.) Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said, "We can't keep people from going to pray." 0 Comments, 15 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LOVE is stronger than PRIDE. 4/2/2007 Love is stronger than pride. So when you love someone tell them and never let it go its better to lose your pride to someone you love than to lost your love with your useles 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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God Never Sends... 4/2/2007 GOD never sends you into a situation alone, GOD go before you, He sends beside you, He walks behind you, whatever situation you have right now...be confident! GOD loves you!! 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Best will of God... 4/2/2007 Believe that the best will of GOD happen everyday, be aware that even trials gift to make us strong enough to face life and trying times.... 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Life has a purpose... 4/2/2007 Everything in life has a purpose...just believe in yourself and take time to enjoy life's pleasures. Remember to follow your heart but never surrender your dreams.. [/SIZ0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Angels!!! 3/28/2007 And when I came to myself I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels. They were standing everywhere One handed me 0 Comments, 35 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Recommendation Open Wide 3/28/2007 A two minute read....... Read this story, and follow the recommendation at the end... As I was walking down life's highway many 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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God and The Biker 3/26/2007 A biker was riding on a highway along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, 0 Comments, 23 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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COFFEE 3/23/2007 I haven't seen this one before - I like it... A carrot, an egg, and coffee You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about 0 Comments, 10 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Decision............. 3/23/2007 When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less, I needn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress. But now that I am older, I've set my body free; There's comfort of elastic ..wh 0 Comments, 8 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Lessons on Life 3/23/2007 There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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VASELINE... 3/23/2007 A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he ask 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Only in Italy 3/23/2007 Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says: "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!" "Vot do you mean, 0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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It's Started! 3/23/2007 Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts.' The wife sighs and gets him a beer 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Quotable Quotes 3/22/2007 Nothing is ore liberating than to fightfor a cause larger than yourself, something that encompasses you but is not definde by your existence. 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Love treasure.... 3/22/2007 When you find love treasure it, take care of it, be true to ti, be good to it, because love comes unseen you can only see it when it's gone........... 0 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Acrostic Poem 3/22/2007 Day sunny, bright striving, planning, loving work, play, sleep dream snoozing, dozing, cuddling peaceful, dark Night... 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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ERASER 3/22/2007 I chew on them when I'm nervous My teacher says it's a bad habit and wonders If I'm ever afraid to swallow one I wonder how long it would take T 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Success 3/22/2007 Success is yellow bright like the midday sun It sounds like laughing & playing It tastes as sweet as candy And smells like a fresh breeze in spring Succes 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Failure 3/22/2007 Failure is as black as the bottom of the ocean It sounds like a crying Failure tastes like rotted meat on stale bread And smells like the stink of a molded cheese 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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What is Physics? 3/22/2007 Physics....is the scientific study of matter and energy and how they interact with each other. This energy can take the form of motion, light, electricity, radiation, gravity . . . just about anything 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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How to Act as the One in Charge? 3/19/2007 Let's look at some examples of how the man in charge handles himself: 1.) He is well-informed. He always sees to know the important details of recent incidents. His knowledge of the company, 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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You're Mine!!! 3/19/2007 You said, that in time, we could be.. and I waited for what seemed eternity I thought you knew how much I cared for you, my soul, I wanted to bare I want to be able to show you my heart but I liv 0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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I Have A Friend! 3/17/2007 WHAT I OWE YOU This is a list Of what to expect From me to you With love and respect I owe you an ear Cuz u would always pay attention I owe you a shoulder Cuz on yours lies my affection I o 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Taegum 3/17/2007 The taegum with chunggum (medium "three bamboos of Shilla, " as they were believed to have been first made during the Three Kingdoms period 57B.C.-668A.D.) Also known as the chottdae, this instrument 0 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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How to Say “No” 3/10/2007 How to Say “No” Leaders are forever being asked for something, . If you have people working for you, you also will have that problem, . You will be asked for favors, permission, advice, 0 Comments, 33 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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VOTED Best Short Joke 3/10/2007 For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ", we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280, 000, and your mother just lost her job. There's 0 Comments, 44 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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How to Treat People 3/9/2007 How to Treat People A leader’s prestige among his subordinates is lowered when he acts differently in front of his superiors from the way he does when the superiors are not there. This fa 0 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Ten Benefits of Understanding... 3/9/2007 Ten Benefits of Understanding 1. Enables you to learn the reasons behind the actions of people. 2. Serves as a beginning point for presenting a proposal to someone. 3. Gives you in 0 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Ten Ways to Earn Respect 3/9/2007 Ten Ways to Earn Respect Respect for a leader pays off in more efficient work along with a sense of camaraderie which makes cooperation enjoyable. Respect seldom comes automatically. You can earn 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Four Gifts of Love 3/7/2007 1. The Gift of Care is a willingness and effort to do what you can to make the other happy. It puts your desire to do meaningful acts of care into daily actions--being a source of happiness. 2. T 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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"My Best Friend" 3/7/2007 Since way back when, You were the one there for me. I could always count on you to be there, I never had to think twice about how long we would be best friends, Because i already knew the answer was f 0 Comments, 5 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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COURTSHIP IN PHILIPPINE CULTURE 3/6/2007 Panliligaw or ligawan are the Tagalog terms for courtship, which in some parts of the Tagalog-speaking regions is synonymous with pandidiga or digahan (from Spanish diga, 'to say, express'). Manlilig 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Love and Affection 3/6/2007 In order to understand Christian courtship, it’s important to discover the meaning of love. In fact, there are several meanings of love in the English language, for which the Greeks had four di 0 Comments, 10 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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FRIENDSHIP 3/6/2007 Friendship dating is not biding time until the first kiss and the implied commitment to exclusiveness on the third or fourth date. It’s a wonderful, gentle way to lay a 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Friendship First 3/6/2007 Have you ever thought about where American dating patterns were hatched? Hollywood, and television. Considering the marital success rates of the people in these industries, I don’t think we sho 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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COURTSHIP 3/6/2007 Courtship is the process of selecting and attracting another for an intimate relationship such as love, \bsexo?\b, commitment, living together, marriage, and having , or any co 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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You Might Not Need Me Now... 3/4/2007 You might not need me now...maybe not tomorrow...maybe not anymore...but if ever, even for just a second you feel alone remember. In that moment till forever "I'm here for you". 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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i Never Regret! 3/4/2007 I never regret the day we became friends I dont even remember how we became one the only thing I know is that ...your my friend...no doubts! No limits!....no reservation...a 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Three fascinating but true stories 2/28/2007 Here are three stories from history for us to dwell upon. The first one is the story of one of the most powerful nations that arose from ashes to become a super power; the story of Japan. When Nagas 0 Comments, 33 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Careful with pharmacist wife-May be a repeat ... 2/28/2007 A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up tot the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, Why in 0 Comments, 25 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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THE WILL 2/28/2007 A wealthy man and his loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. 0 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Life and Love 2/28/2007 "You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." "Life is what we make of it. We can achieve everything and climb the highest mountain if we simply remain positive 0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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House Blessing 2/28/2007 GOD BLESS THE CORNERS OF THIS HOUSE, AND BE THE LINTEL BLEST. AND BLESS THE EHART AND BLESS THE BOARD. AND BLESS EACH PLACE OF REST; AND BLESS EACH DOOR THAT OPENS WIDE, TO STRANGER AS TO KIN; AND BLE 0 Comments, 10 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Business Prayer 2/28/2007 God, guide me for the business of conduct from day to day may i be pleasing in your sight of most sincerely prayer. Help me always, be fair, and may dealings be done accord 0 Comments, 3 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Prayer with Family... 2/28/2007 Your presence, most Sacred Heart of Jesus ever bless our home and fill it With the virtues so perfectly practiced in your own holy family at Nazareth. Protect us from a 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Prayer!!! 2/28/2007 Angel of God my guardian dear, To whom God's love entrust me here. Ever this day be at my side, To light and guard to rule and guide, Amen.... 0 Comments, 1 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Sight, Hearing, Smell, Taste, and Touch 2/27/2007 How many folks have ever said? Thank You Lord, as they rose from bed? Thank you for my eyes that see, The Sky, The Mountains, The great Oak Tree. The birds that fly and all the things, 0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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HOW TO KEEP WARM. 2/27/2007 An Amish woman and her were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day. The said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your le 0 Comments, 30 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Love is not God... 2/27/2007 Love is not God but it take you very close to God.... 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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THOUGHT 2/27/2007 God made everything on earth beautiful. He didn't give outh, heart and brains to the flowers and that's why He gave them beautiful appearance...and He gave these things to 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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LONELINESS... 2/27/2007 SOMES SHADE OF LIFE ARE OBSERVED IN LONELINESS.....ONLY........ 0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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MEN ARE ALIKE 2/27/2007 1. Men are like...Laxatives......They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas .......The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like...... We 0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Teacher teach 8th Standard Students. 2/27/2007 A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, "Let's 0 Comments, 25 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Very Good Advice...How to avoid the eat right! 2/27/2007 Very Good Advice How To Avoid The Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty 0 Comments, 4 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Great mail to receive on a Friday - HAVE FUN 2/26/2007 You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everythin 0 Comments, 27 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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How To Plant Your Garden 2/26/2007 First, you come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses.... FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING , PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS : 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of hear 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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First Aid in Brakpan 2/26/2007 A woman sitting at a restaurant in Brakpan suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals at the 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Ouch! 2/26/2007 A Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work in an upmarket colony nearby. He goes to the front door of the n 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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3 ACCOUNTANTS... 2/26/2007 Three accountants were standing at the urinals. The first accountant finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper 0 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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GOOD ONE... 2/26/2007 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and ope 0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Know When to Quit. 2/26/2007 guy with a 25-inch prick went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou 0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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JUDGE GENTLY... 2/25/2007 Judge Gently Pray, don't find fault with the man that limps Or stumbles along the road. Unless you have worn the shoes he wears Or struggled beneath his load. There may be tacks in 0 Comments, 28 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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The Top Ten Reasons 2/25/2007 The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the ro 0 Comments, 44 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Renewal of Contract 2007] 2/25/2007 After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the new year 2007 . It was a very hard decision to make! . So try to be more friendlier and caring n 0 Comments, 6 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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WORD OF WOMENS...hehehe 2/25/2007 Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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What an Awesome Reply.... 2/25/2007 It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed. The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -"Hey 0 Comments, 28 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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An ADULT "Whale of a tale" 2/25/2007 A whale of a tale Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his 0 Comments, 30 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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HAVE A LAUGH... 2/25/2007 A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of pap 0 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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SF Chronicle-The Whale 2/25/2007 The Whale If you read the front page story of the SF Chronicle, you would have read about a female humpback whale who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and li 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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ROAD TO SUCCESS... 2/25/2007 Road to Success The Road to success is not straight There is a curve called failure A loop called confusion Speed bumps called friends Red lights called enemies Caution lights called family You w 0 Comments, 10 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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YOU HAVE STILL TODAY 2/25/2007 U STILL HAVE TODAY. How can you be defeated, When you still have today? What could possible keep you down? Who could dare to hold you back? When the promise of a new day looms? The day that 0 Comments, 2 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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MY DEAR 2/23/2007 My Dear Rose is red as my blood As gentle as the music Like a water that came as a valiant flood In my heart, your love is the bliss of my part Love is patien 0 Comments, 13 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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GOOD FOR A LAUGH 2/22/2007 A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the . "Go ask your father. I think he's in the g 0 Comments, 10 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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WHO AM I? 2/22/2007 Guess who I am?? One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His walk was c 0 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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CONFESSION... 2/22/2007 ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was 0 Comments, 25 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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You Still Have Today? 2/22/2007 U STILL HAVE TODAY. How can you be defeated, When you still have today? What could possible keep you down? Who could dare to hold you back? When the promise of a new day looms? The day that lies 0 Comments, 25 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Enjoy the Chinese Way. 2/22/2007 A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he - a waiter - is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresse 0 Comments, 49 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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True Love means... 2/22/2007 Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot... ...who calls you back when you hang up on him... ...who will stay awake just to watch you sleep... ...wait for the guy who kisses yo 0 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Ole blue -- funneee!! 2/22/2007 A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his 0 Comments, 12 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Sunday Humour.. 2/22/2007 Maria a beautiful Latino fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find anot 0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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SECRET... 2/22/2007 The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. Let's not be materialistics, we good in looking.[/ 0 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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YOU WILL BE... 2/22/2007 "You will always be my friend, wherever I am and wherever you are!...even if it takes forever even if I see you never, you will always be special to me...longer than forever". 0 Comments, 7 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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To All People... 2/22/2007 To all people have just awaken out there....start your day with a big smile...... 0 Comments, 9 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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Morning is a Wonderful! 2/22/2007 Morning is a wonderful opportunity to pray to love to care to smile and to thank GOD for all the blessings we received... 0 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score | |
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GOD LOVES YOU!!! 2/22/2007 God never sends you into a situation alone, God go before you, He sends beside you. He walks behind you, what ever situation you have right now..be confident! God Loves you!!
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