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LOUD AND CLEAR!! 2/11/2010 A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "U 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hot Day!! 2/11/2010 "It's just too hot to wear clothes today, " Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I moved the lawn like this?" "Pro 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Prayer for all girls !! 2/11/2010 Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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May I Kiss you? 1/21/2010 May i kiss you my darling... do you want me? dnt know how you look.. dnt know who you are... but im yearning to meet you... (may be in my next birth...) ma 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Special Angel ! 1/12/2010 You came to me one day An angel, I can only see My hand you held In spirit you are with me You are "My Special Angel" How beautiful the world can be In the Heavens, on the 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Who is better? Men or Women??? 1/10/2010 Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night as her car broke down. The 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Power of Truth ! 1/9/2010 The more completely you live in truth, the more fully you will connect to and realize your best possibilities. Truth will show you who you are, and enable you to go where you most s 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My thinking ! 1/8/2010 Some times, in my heart, comes this thought That........ perhaps you have been created for me That............ before this in stars you dwelt somewhere Th 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A tower and cockpit conversation ! 11/27/2009 The following was taken from real, taped conversations between Tower and Cockpit. Pilot: "Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo ILS 16" Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Make me feel like a woman ! 11/21/2009 The passengers on an airliner were shocked when the captain's voice announced that the plane was going to make a crash landing. One lady, upon hearing this dire news, ripped open her blouse and scream 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bet ! 11/19/2009 An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Love !! 11/18/2009 When the time you fall in love with a person why is your heart so light? then, why all the stars so bright? why do the birds go on singing if your heart still love w 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Forever ! 8/25/2009 Gentle, As a summer's breeze Open, Like the pages of a book Honest, For you can count on that Thoughtful, You bet I will Sweet, As you want me to be Faithful, Will I always be Devoted, Without a doubt 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Deep in Love ! 3/23/2009 I see you standing there, All i do is stop and stare, Your eyes are peaceful, and your ears are small, That Smil 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Friendship ! 3/20/2009 I find through my travels that people misuse the word friend. If you meet someone one day and the next day they ask you if they are your friend you are most likely to reply that they a 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Life ! 3/20/2009 Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good Friends ! 3/19/2009 Two men from Barnsley(England)on holiday in Canada hired a pilot to fly them to the wilds of Alberta to hunt moose. They managed to shoot six and as they were loading the plane to retu 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Wish........ 3/19/2009 I wish, I wish upon a star. I wish the chance for love didn't have to be so far. I thought at first that it was too good to be true. I was waiting for the oth 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blinded by the love ! 3/19/2009 Your beautiful face.. your sexy body lights up the room every time you walk through the door. I'm binded by the wonder of it all and ask myself can this be real is it 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Forever ! 3/10/2009 From the very start I wanted to be true I gave you my heart When I said, "I love you" I miss you When you're not here, I want you When you 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Our Hearts ! 2/16/2009 Two hearts that have been merged is marriage; two souls that have been merged is fate. I know that you are not perfect and nor can I claim to be either, but please believe me, when I s 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gift to you ! 2/16/2009 I give you a smile on your gloomiest day. I give you a path when there is no way. I give you a hope for a brighter tomorrow. I give you happiness when you have sorrow. I give my streng 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Emotions ! 2/16/2009 Words held by the throat Ideas of love suppressed Silly emotions ridiculed Quill crushed tip Ink crusted well 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Love ! 2/3/2009 Have i ever told you that, the smile.... on your face... makes it smile.. is ur eyes.. and.. can set enemies... ablaze and makes me happy. That the frown... on y 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wish, it's u ! 2/1/2009 If I had one wish. If one desire could come true. If I had one wish. My wish would be you. If I could choose. I would stay in your arms forever. Our hearts would fuse. And our love w 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dare to compare ! 1/20/2009 It's something money can not buy... Logic can not explain. And many do not understand. I have travelled the conventional road... Following traditions.. Experienced tr 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beautiful Creation ! 1/1/2009 I’d give anything to see the sun set on the horizon, I’d do anything to gaze at a full moon in the night sky; Even a rainbow would make me smile, And Iȁ 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Day..Night ! 12/18/2008 As darkness transcends the light we escape the chasm of time down the hole we go farther till nothing else exists in the mind following deep dark 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You the One ! 12/14/2008 Only you can build me up When the world has torn me down I can always find your warm presence When it seems no one else is around I constantly find myself dreaming of your tou 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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With in us ! 12/13/2008 as darkness transcends the light we escape the chasm of time down the hole we go farther till nothing else exists in t 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes |
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