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Advice Lines Question by mrmilktoast
mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Coo-Coo Coo - 11/30/2007

There was this really nice, mild mannered soldier, who had participated in the recent, failed coo attempt, speaking to a television, news reporter. He was a man of few words, but he said that they di

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
China Bars US Navy from Hong Kong on Thanksgiving - 11/28/2007

China got P.O.'d, that President Bush was hospitable to the Dali Lama, so China reneged on their agreement, and denied entry to the Port of Hong Kong, to the USS Kitty Hawk, with 8, 000 sailors who ha

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Segregated Hotel - 11/7/2007

I just learned that the quaint old hotel that I've been staying at here in San Francisco's China Town, used to be all Filipino. No wonder the rooms are so small, but what a coincidence, that of all t

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Condolances - 10/19/2007

That blast in Manillla was no party, but a bigger comedy killer than LegallyRomantic.



Blast at Manila Shopping Mall Kills 8 Oct 19 By OLIVER TEVES

MANILA, Philippines

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Lotto Win: Motive For Divorce? - 10/16/2007

If a Fillipina were to marry a Joe and move to the States, and she managed to get a Green Card, then she goes on down, to 7-11 and buys a lottery ticket and wins USD$20, 000, 000.00, how likely would

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
The Philippines To Be Relocated To Mongolia? - 10/8/2007

On 12/21/2012 when the Earth's crust slips due to the centrifugal force of transiting the apex of it's elliptical path of precession through the galaxy around the Sun, The Philippines is expec

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
12/21/2012 - 10/4/2007

Whatsagonnahappen?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
The Prom Queen & The Team - 9/26/2007

On the profile page for LIBeration, she writes the following:

"yada yada...losers always whine about doing their best. winners go home and f#@! the prom queen!

SAY

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
@#%& - 9/6/2007

As the FFF, editor/censor, arbitrarily deletes certain postings, you would never be able to notice from this magazine section, but how come Pinays cuss so much?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
No Such Thing As An Average Citizen - 8/8/2007

Since Repo's threads got nuked, and his member login page keeps saying that because he's been idle too long, to log back in, but every time he tries, that's what keeps coming up, let me rephrase his q

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Mango Pie Racist? - 6/4/2007

In the recently posted thread: what comprises a "respected responder" here in FFF? by fantasy_buster, she asks the rhetorical question: "Should we start handing out peach mango pie from McDonald's?"

Wh


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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Smoking Vrs Cell Phones - 5/1/2007

Ironic how people who don't smoke, do use cell phones. Ever notice how HOT a cell phone gets after using it only a little while? It's just a portable, little, microwave oven for your brain.



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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Ready to Travel - 4/12/2007

I'm getting ready to take a little trip. Should I go to more than one country, or spend more time in just one?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Art Bell Gets Lifetime Achievement Award! - 3/12/2007

Art Bell received a Lifetime Achievement Award from the trade publication Radio & Records in Los Angeles on Saturday March 10th.
Pictured is Art, 60 with his expectant, Filipina wife, Airyn, 20.

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Free College Education from MIT - 2/22/2007

Massachusetts Institute of Technology is now offering all of it's courses online, at absolutely no charge, but without credit or degree. If knowledge is power, you can figure out a way, how to get th

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Race to the Bottom - 2/5/2007

Any of you Warays know any good Bikol jokes?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Happy Ground Hog's Day - 2/2/2007

Greetings from Punxsutawney!
Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner!
Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at sunrise at Gobbler's Knob:
El Nino ha

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Pro Wrestling or You? - 2/1/2007

Which is more real?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
California Freezin' - 1/21/2007

Freak, sub-freezing temperatures have hit Southern California for the first time in a decade. As a result, the states orange crops have been devastated. Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger has decla

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Across the Rio Grande - 1/18/2007

If an American were to take you on vacation to Mexico, would you try and trick him in to smuggling you across the border, into the United States?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Dating As Plastic Seat Covers - 1/8/2007

Dating is supposed to be a way of getting to know each other, but are you or are you not afraid to go out with someone, because you feel as though to do so, is like some kind of big commitment?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
How'd He Do It? - 1/3/2007

Well now, here I go again, about Art Bell.
Talk radio host, Art Bell, aged, 61, moved to The Philippines, met and married a 21 year old Filipna last June. Now that she's pregnant, he has

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
What if God.... - 12/30/2006

....were Candadian?

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Give & Take - 12/29/2006

If you were to find US$25, 000.00, in a case box of noodles, left outside your door, how much would you send to support your mother and her little ones, back home, and how much would you keep for y

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Name the Islands - 12/27/2006

Name all the islands of The Philippines, and state how many of them, you have actually been to.

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Super Typhoon Durian Is On the Way - 11/30/2006

Art Bell warns that a 240kph Typhoon will hit Manilla on December 1st. I'm not sure if that is The Philippines date, or US date.
Better [I]batton down the hatches!...

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Congratulations Philippines Patricia Montrecarlo - 11/14/2006

I wonder if some of the best looking pictures on the profiles at this website are such as these?
Patricia Montrecarlo of The Philippines...

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Bohol Chronicle Didn't Check Facts - 10/22/2006

Here is a retraction by The Bohol Chronicle, of the re-circulation of an old hoax letter, that framed Art Bell. The paper simply lifted the story off the Internet, without so much as even attemptin

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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
Hawaii Earthquake C2C - 10/15/2006

Earhtquake predictor, Stan Deyo, will be the guest during the first hour of Coast to Coast AM, with Art Bell; (that's in about half an hour from the time of this post, or at 1pm, I think).


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mrmilktoast 57 M
142  questions
New Old Man - 10/8/2006

During Sunday's radio broadcast, of Coast to Coast AM, live from Manillla, newlyweds, Art Bell, aged 60, and his wife Airyn, twenty-something, announced that they are expecting their first .
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