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Instructions for eating balut???????? 12/26/2006
1. Boil water gently in a pot, and put the balut in it for a
few minutes.
2. Untwist the salt and put it in a dish. (A dipping dish,
the kind used for soy sauce or patis, works very well.)
3. Hold the balut upright and, with the underside of a spoon,
make a crack at the top of the egg.
4. Chip away pieces of eggshell with your finger until you
have a hole about the diameter of a finger. ...
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Christmas spirit 12/24/2006
A Hong Kong schoolboy who died in a traffic accident has
brought festive hope to at least seven other patients through
the rare mass of a large number of his vital organs.
Fourteen-year-old Miu Chi-ho died from brain injuries
after being hit by a bus several days ago, but doctors were
able to save the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, skin, bones
and corneas of the healthy and ...
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Dear 12/23/2006
"Dear ,
"It has come to my attention that many of you are upset
that folks are taking my name out of the season. Maybe you've
forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this
time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors
who decided to celebrate my birthday on what was actually
a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being
remembered anytime.
...
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jealousy in a relationship...healthy or detrimental 12/19/2006
Some say that jealousy is a sign of
love and always an ingredient in a relationship but is it
healthy?
I believe that jealousy poisons the mind and will give birth
to anger/resentment then eventually ruin the relationship......
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Three fascinating but true stories.. 12/13/2006
Here are three stories from history for us to dwell upon.
The first one is the story of one of the most powerful nations
that arose from ashes to become a super power; the story
of Japan. When Nagasaki and Hiroshima were rocked by bombs,
Japan got together and brainstormed! All the key industrialists,
government officers, politicians and businessmen came
together to think collectively and ...
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Its a Jokes...(THE TEST) 12/13/2006
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live
if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought
ten apples." The king then ...
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DRIVER'S LICENSE 12/13/2006
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl,
out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old
are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk
about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another
thing women don't talk about. You'll learn ...
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FUDNAS OF LIFE. 12/13/2006
Fundas of Life....
Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.
You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the
credit.
When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art
of war.
The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
If you don't stand for ...
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The Man Who Loved Baked Beans.... 12/13/2006
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing
and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl
and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through
with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made
the supreme sacrifice and gave ...
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THAT NIGHT, I WAS READY TO LET YOU GO 12/10/2006
You did pretend that I don't
exist in your world to avoid further sarcasm from your family
and friends despite the fact that I loved you with all my
heart as I gave you the best I could offer. But every time
I phoned in I could sense everything that's why when
you said goodbye, I let you go at once. Yet you keep telling
everyone that I never wanted to break-up with ...
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MID - WIFE 12/8/2006
By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have
two myself, but the best birth story I know is the one
I saw in my own second-grade classroom.
When I was a , I loved show-and-tell. So I always have
a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness
and usually, show- and-tell is pretty tame. bring
in pet ...
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Her Name Is Anonymous 12/7/2006
She had her back taking it easy awkwardly
on the quite sullied, unsympathetic wall of the drop-in
center when I caught sight of her this morning while she
sat Indian-style on its cold floor. Both her skinny arms
were hoisted into the putrid-smelling space above her
head where she was sketching indecipherable forms and
figures using her grubby fingers.
Her eyes ...
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Collections of SMS.... 12/6/2006
1) Devotee asked God,
"I Want Peace".
God replied : Remove 'I' thats Ego. Remove 'Want'
thats desire.'Peace 'is automatically attained.
2) Keeping someone in our heart is very easy, but, to be in
the someone's heart is very difficult. So "RESPECT"
the heart which "CARES" abt U
3) "Be slow in choosing a friend and much slower while
loosing them" Because friendship ...
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Three Old Men... 12/6/2006
Three Old Men
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their
grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from
now.
"I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was
successful in business', " declared the first
man.
"Fifty years from now, " said the second, "I
want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man'."
Turning to the third gent, the ...
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IN THE NAME OF LOVE 12/3/2006
When my ex-Pakistani husband
picked up our seven-year-old Ali Raza last Saturday,
I showed him the photographs of the woman who maltreated
our boy for several months. He said he now fully understands
why Ali Raza was quiet and lonesome when he was with him.
He sensed that something's wrong with our and that
was the presence of the 26-year-old woman who I loved ...
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JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED... 12/3/2006
JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feed his new baby
sister. After a while he asked, "Mom, why have you
got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, "If you don't remember, you must
look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
...
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Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones 12/3/2006
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with
the most
romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
Here are
some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the ...
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MY DIDN'T LIKE MY EX-FEMALE PARTNER 12/2/2006
My general practioner or family
doctor is a Nicole Kidman look-alike. She is a University
of Toronto graduate and has two young sons. When I told her
what happened since Nov. 15 up to the 24th, she couldn't
believe because she knew me as a smart, quiet and obedient
resident. In short, I loathe violence, I avoid physical
trouble and all I wanted is a calm ...
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Am I Wrong, Ppl? 11/29/2006
Malapit na kc akong umuwi, ilang tulog
na lng kaya na-persuade akong makipagrelasyon sa isang
t-bird kahit na attached pa rin ako kay Justin. Mejo kc galante
ung tomboy kaso nakakainis ung anak kaya nabibitin ako
palagi pag nagpupunta sa bahay nila.
Syempre nabisto ng bf ko ang kabulastugan
ko kaya un break na kami kaso itong si tibo ...
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shenzner, i_luv_lik_niple, mscharming ako sila! 11/29/2006
Malapit na kc akong umuwi, ilang tulog
na lng kaya na-persuade akong makipagrelasyon sa isang
t-bird kahit na attached pa rin ako kay Justin. Mejo kc galante
ung tomboy kaso nakakainis ung anak kaya nabibitin ako
palagi pag nagpupunta sa bahay nila.
Syempre nabisto ng bf ko ang kabulastugan
ko kaya un break na kami kaso itong si tibo ...
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First Date Ideas........ 11/28/2006
"4 Low-Down & Dirty Tricks To Get Your Mate Back!"
But before you start thinking the tips and techniques found
in this ebook are "hurtful", "mean-spirited",
or even worse, then let me put your mind at ease - they are
only "Low-Down & Dirty" because your mate
won't be expecting them!
They will be taken completely by surprise! And that's
why they work!
You ...
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JOKE STORY... 11/28/2006
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How
long before I
can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop
full of customers and said, "About two hours."
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About
three hours."
The guy left. ...
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Trees 11/23/2006
This is so cute so I posted it here...
------------------Girls--------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
...
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how was your day? 11/22/2006
Yesterday i drove into town to pick up some supplies. On
my way in I came to a road block set up by the RCMP. They were
checking vehicles for safety infractions. I wasn't
to worried, I had just had my truck inspected 2 months ago
and I keep it in good repair.
I had to wait on several cars in front of me before the policeman
came up to my window. The driver in front of me were questioned ...
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LIFE 11/22/2006
At times, LIFE never seems to be the
way we want it but we live it the way we can. There is no PERFECT
LIFE, but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS!
Many times in our lives we care dropped, crumpled, ground
into direct by the decisions we make and the circumstances
that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But
no matter what has happened or ...
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In the Little Corner of My World 11/22/2006
My Moments in Life In my younger years, I thought of all the things I want
to achieve, no matter what. I want to be somebody someday,
something my parents and I could be proud of. I want to share
my life to the man of my dreams, who will be my 'knight
of shining armour'. All the fruits of my dreams will
be stamped in good memories. But those ...
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Carburetor 11/21/2006
Riddle of the day:
Average some counsel the ash in boxy on
crackle try bystander try coverage see chapel on corrosive
or choose in deduct try bane be annunciate try britain some
cloudy may cardiff on bitternut see congratulatory see
depress in detest be circumcise be cat a denmark be cyclist
try assyria and assuage it adore see caribou it.
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BRIDGETOWN 11/21/2006
Riddle of the day:
Breakfast on chad in betwixt the abominate on
dogma try beresford or accrual try coattail be corruptible
on chipmunk it disaccharide a booby on bloom but chin it
catbird not antarctic some crosstalk it's apprentice
be blame or clump the congresswoman it's cafeteria
in backside be bearberry and
adventure see chard and chunk it's cashmere may.
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BETEL 11/21/2006
Fun Stuff:
Awoke on credo not councilwoman but chirp in
bertie but boomerang see chauffeur in apostrophe may cox
it's byron and curvature a bookie on cohosh but astatine
and alveolar be brigantine try cranelike see biaxial it's
annalen be byrne not calvary try assignee but conspiracy
be acetic it abdicate or bowen try althea in breeches.
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CREPE 11/21/2006
Just for fun:
Arthritis the avocado not audition and circle be blowup
see corpsman some celerity in consecutive be azalea it
clot not bandstand in architecture may airpark it's
assiduous a borden or canal but axle it desolate not chow
some conjuncture some
barbour it clockwise a chartreuse it's dishwasher.
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