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A husband and wife go to a counselor... 11/12/2006
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife
goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever
had in the 15 years they've been married.
She goes on and on and on. Finally the counselor gets up,
walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her
passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a ...
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Policeman..... 11/9/2006
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout
point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he
saw a young
man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and
a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.
"Excuse me, " said the cop, "but how
old are the two of you?"
"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his
watch another time) "in ...
1 Comments, 22 Views,
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Settling Things 11/4/2006
Have you ever noticed that very little gets
settled in this world? Few things are resolved
politically. We sign treaties and contracts, and
then they are broken or reinterpreted. Nothing
seems final. Our life may be unsettled because
of a situation or person.
My word or anyone is, for that matters is not
settled. I have changed my opinions and my beliefs
on certain ...
1 Comments, 29 Views,
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The 29 Healthiest Food in the Planet 11/2/2006
The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet
The following is a "healthy food hot list" consisting
of the 29 food that will give you the biggest nutritional
bang for you caloric buck, as well as decrease your risk
for deadly illnesses like cancer, diabetes and heart disease.
Along with each description is a suggestion as to how to
incorporate these power-foods into your diet.
...
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TRUE LOVE QUOTE....... 11/1/2006
"True Love is a fantasy
you feel in reality." ...
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journey 11/1/2006
My journey has been long. I do not
regret it. At times, it has been dark, at perilous course.
At other times, joyous, dappled with sunlight. It has been
hard often than easy.
The road was fraught with dangers for me. From the beginning,
the forest thick, the mountains high, the darkness terryfying.
And through it all, even in the mists, a samll pinpoint of ...
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Ten Biggest Beauty Mistakes 11/1/2006
I would like to share with you this beauty tips, I've
chanced upon in the internet.
10 Biggest Beauty MistakesBy
Brook Phelps
Special to eDiets
Updated: October 31, 2006
We all make mistakes. If you think about it, most of us never
got “beauty lessons” when we were younger, and just got
by on what we heard from our mothers, ...
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Is too much humility makes a person proud? 10/31/2006
I Remember heard that too much humility makes a person proud,
humility does not come naturally; it has to be cultivated
with the help of values that we have learned from the family,
school, and environment that we are living in. Proud is
a product of sins regardless of what your status in a society.
There are two ways to attain high esteem. One is the world's
method: Take ...
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Short Essay about the Philippines. .. 10/30/2006
Here is an essay I got from my e-mailbox
that is very true. This is what the original sender says:
I have been to Korea 4 years ago and what he has written here
about his country is something every Korean is very proud
to tell. They have turned around their economic situation
in just a number of years because people helped their government
do it. The ...
1 Comments, 21 Views,
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Courtesy Counts 10/29/2006
Teaching our young people about manners
goes beyond our old-fashion notion of charm and etiquette--all
about respect. When or young adults show courtesy,
they also show great respect for other people. This build
a positive human relationships which significantly contributes
to a positive moral climate in which to live.
Parents must teach good ...
4 Comments, 38 Views,
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"Stand firm ” 10/28/2006
Stand Firm
I'll never forget a game that took place at the UST stadium
where I took my engineering degree during college football
days. Being rainy time and late in the football season,
the field was in bad shape from several days of rain and an
entire season of wear and tear. However, the grounds crew
painted the field green, so it looked much better ...
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Poems & Quotes = Dreams 10/25/2006
"I will love you forever and
a day, and if forever takes a lifetime, then I promise to
be there at the end to greet you with open arms. Then we will
finally have all the dreams we have ever dreamt about, become
a reality." ...
1 Comments, 17 Views,
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Bus Stop 10/24/2006
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend
of Mine was waiting for her bus. She's very attractive
and was Decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with
matching tight Leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled
up and it became Her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt
was too Tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first Step on the bus.
...
1 Comments, 81 Views,
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~~ Ribbon Of Friendship ~~ 10/20/2006
All wrapped with special wishes
These ribbons that are bound
Bluebirds chirping merrily
Such beauty in their sound
A sweet bouquet beside you
To make your day sublime
Words to say I love you
So glad to spend this time
Special greeting for you
So you will always know
You are cared for deeply
As days do come and go
Wrapped in all this ...
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NASA...... 10/19/2006
NASA was interviewing professionals, they were thinking
of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy
could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning
to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American
engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One
million dollars, " the engineer answered. "And
I want to donate it all to my ...
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Love Quote... 10/19/2006
Loving someone is easy. Making someone Love you is hard.
How do you make it easy .For me to love you?
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Love Struck Possession... 10/17/2006
Girls are like angel - they easily
forgive and forget, while men are like devils - they easily
get and forget....
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“You’re About To Learn Secrets That Most Men Will Never Know About Women...” 10/16/2006
Inside you’ll learn...
“The Kiss Test” - How to tell if she’s ready to be kissed.
The difference between how men and women think about dating
- and why most women want to keep you from being successful.
How to use “secret” body language to keep a woman’s attention.
How to approach a new woman that you’d ...
1 Comments, 49 Views,
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to all the remarkable women 10/15/2006
.....and to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda
guys you might be lucky enough to know!!!!!!!!!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk
for free. Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of
women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
sausage.
Men are like....
1. ...
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TO LET GO AND LET GOD ( part 2) 10/13/2006
To "let go" is not to be in the middle arranging
all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own
destinies.
To "let go" is not to be protective, but to permit
another to face reality.
To "let go" is not to deny, but to accept.
To "let go" is not to nag, scold, or argue, but
instead to search out my own shortcomings and correct them.
To "let ...
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updates! 10/12/2006
long distance relationships
is a very expensive relationship...emails, text messages, long
distance phone calls accompany expenses...does the saying
"LOve conquers all" applied to long distance
relationship? or LDR sucks!
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KEEPING PROMISES... 10/11/2006
Do I ever make promises I am unable to fulfill? Do I make
a promise with the intention of finding a way out of it before
the time to keep it arrives? Do workers ever have to remind
me of promises I made to them? Have I any unfulfilled prmoises
now?
No, because its easy to say promise but its hard to do our
promises. I'm afraid to say promise because there
is a ...
1 Comments, 38 Views,
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LOYALTY... 10/11/2006
Do I put my personal interests ahead of those of my workers?
Do I accept full responsibility for the mistkaes of my organization
or department or do I lay the blame on individuals under
me? Am I as sincerely loyal to my subordinates as I want them
to be me?
Yes specially when it is related to our writing. Yes I accept
the full responsibility or a reach, yes but not all.
2 Comments, 18 Views,
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Its a JOKE.... 10/9/2006
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his
elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns
to her and
says, "Ma'am, ! if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll
forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is
as hard as your elbow, I'm in
room 221."
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there ...
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YOU...!!! 10/7/2006
Every time I say "Hello", its not just greeting
you but there's a silent
message saying "How are you?"
I may act as if I dont miss you that much but if only you could
see what's
in my heart...it is "you", it has always been
"you" and will always be you
who I'm missing so much......! You just dont know that
every time we dont
keep in touch, I feel lonely and sad, there's one thing ...
1 Comments, 39 Views,
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The Limit Of Your Imagination 10/6/2006
Imagination is one of the best possession of men. Come to
think of it; you can be who you want to be, create your own
destiny and do whatever your heart desire...of course,
the limit is your imagination.
Thinking of how far mine would go; Using my imagination,
I tried to eliminate everything in this world... and that
means every thing!
However these remains;
1. Darkness
2.
...
1 Comments, 16 Views,
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settle the hitch 10/5/2006
Undeniably, there's a lot of interesting people in
the FFF. I came across with some of them though it was shortlived,
for technical reason, I can't send them my messages.
I tried these 'feature'purposely to settle the
hitch. Honestly, the initial 'intention' is
now a lasting 'inspiration'.
Pleased to be here.
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Sllepover PArties... 10/4/2006
can't seem to get enough of them.
How have you organized these perennial favorites for maximum
fun and minimum chaos? What themes have worked best? Share
your variations here...
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Policeman and ... 10/3/2006
Policeman arresting a .............
PROSTI: I am not selling \bsexo?\b
POLICEMAN: Then what you are doing?
PROSTI: I am a saleswoman selling condoms
and offering free DEMO!!!...
1 Comments, 21 Views,
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Competition... 10/1/2006
Competition is a painful thing, but produces great results.
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