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The Test 8/25/2006
Three men who were lost in the forest
were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the
prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The
first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten
pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate
ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought
ten ...
0 Comments, 63 Views,
12 Votes
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You know you're living in 2006 when... 8/25/2006
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 to reach your family
of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You ...
3 Comments, 75 Views,
11 Votes
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It's a Boy, 6 ft. Tall, and 190 Pounds 8/4/2006
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one
morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both
tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was,
she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her
third finger, left hand, and announced, "It's
a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"
My question is: "When do
we know it is the ...
0 Comments, 167 Views,
12 Votes
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So You Want to Marry a Filipina 7/28/2006
Here's a little test for you prospective husbands.
There are two aims here: first, to determine how much you
actually know about your prospective wife's homeland
and culture, and two, to check your ability to deal with
certain nuances once the marriage is official. Be honest,
because you're the only person who knows your score,
and there aren't any cash prizes!
1. Have ...
3 Comments, 127 Views,
18 Votes
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An International Recycling Program 7/24/2006
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits
down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.
In ...
1 Comments, 177 Views,
10 Votes
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"What Does Love Mean?" 7/23/2006
Adults should take lessons from some of these !
A group of professionals posed this question to a group
of 4 to 8 year olds:
"What Does Love Mean?"
The answers they got were broader than anyone could have
imagined:
1. "When my grandma got arthritis, she couldnt bend
over and paint her toenails anymore, so my grandpa does
it for her now all the time, even ...
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3 Votes
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WOMEN IN THEIR 30's 7/10/2006
This is Interesting.... (I can't wait to get in my 30's!!!
)
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just
a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night
to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care
what you ...
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6 Votes
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Sex and your NAMES 7/9/2006
-A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested
in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what
you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't
be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,
and subtly enticing. You are an upfront person. When it
comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure
hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is ...
0 Comments, 66 Views,
3 Votes
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Gay Lovers....Before "Brokeback Mountain" & Random Bla bla in my life....... 7/4/2006
So i thought i should add something thoughtful, given that
my last post was far from that....lol So i found this in my
eamil account from back in 2002. Takes some time and read
it, it'll make you laugh...haha
Bert And Ernie, Gay Lovers?
Sesame Street has played an important role in our lives.
Where else could the
pre-school gay set get a weekly helping of `male friendship`? ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
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Women's Meanings 6/30/2006
What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when
a woman says them...
Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER
use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you
to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent
to the five ...
0 Comments, 60 Views,
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THEMAN DICTIONARY 6/26/2006
The Man Dictionary
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES,
DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.
"IT WOULD ...
0 Comments, 90 Views,
8 Votes
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Perfect Couple 6/22/2006
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After
a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their
life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy
Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect
car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help. ...
0 Comments, 124 Views,
8 Votes
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Kung Pinoy si Noah 6/21/2006
Kung Pinoy si Noah.... Ganito ang mangyayari sa arko.
Read along.
Taong 2006 at isang ordinaryong middle class pinoy si Noah.
Nagpakita sa kanya ang Diyos at sinabing "Pagkatapos
ng isang taon ay bubuhos ang ulan at babahain ang buong kapuluan
ng Pilipinas. Gusto kong gumawa ka ng isang malaking arko
at isakay mo rito ang pares-pares na mga hayop at mga mag-asawang
pilipino sa ...
0 Comments, 71 Views,
4 Votes
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HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS 6/5/2006
This would give you guides on how to control your emotions
towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all
the people around you, especially your boss. The rules
of practicing 'ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya':
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit . Pag
naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna .
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa . Pag ...
0 Comments, 61 Views,
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Love Horoscope 6/5/2006
Guys, check this out!
Are You In Love with an Aries? March 20 - April 19
If you are in love with an Aries man or woman, give this person
flattery and firmness. Aries like to be noticed and will
bask in the glow of your affection and attention. Slightly
self-centered, this individual thinks and talks in the
"I" mode (not presuming to speak for another).
Able to take care of him ...
0 Comments, 70 Views,
2 Votes
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Signs that Men are In Love 5/28/2006
You suspect that he loves you, but are not sure? Here are
clues to prove that he indeed loves you...
You catch him staring at your eyes. The eyes of men most often
reflect what’s welling in their heart. When despite all
the women around, it is you he’s staring at, this means that
his affection for you runs deep.
He stands right next to you in public. Men ...
2 Comments, 103 Views,
8 Votes
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Married Life is Full of Excitement 5/27/2006
MARRIED LIFE IS FULL
OF EXCITEMENT
1st Year of Marriage
The Man speaks and the Woman listens
2nd Year of Marriage
The Woman speaks and the Man listens
In the 3rd Year
They both speaks
And the neighbours listens.
...
1 Comments, 152 Views,
10 Votes
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7 Ways to Multiply Happiness 5/27/2006
1. Share appreciation
Tell someone how much you appreciate the faith they've
shown in you. Thank them sincerely for being part of your
life. Tell them how much they are needed. Feeling appreciated
is one of the most important needs that people have. When
you share with someone your appreciation and gratitude,
they will not forget you. ...
0 Comments, 105 Views,
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A little joke 5/19/2006
Attending a wedding for the
first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why
is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the
color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her
life."
The thought about this for a moment, then
said, "So why is the ...
0 Comments, 167 Views,
4 Votes
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A touch of Humor.... 5/19/2006
1. Do not walk behind me, for
I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and a leaky tire.
3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
[SIZ...
0 Comments, 73 Views,
5 Votes
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Cheating... 5/12/2006
Hey fellas! What you gonna do if you caught him/her cheating
on you? Forgive and forget or break up with him/her? Tell
me... I just want to know your opinions about this.
4 Comments, 158 Views,
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Husband and Wife 5/10/2006
A Husband and a wife?!?!
dunno from where i got it but i think it's fun.
1. Two times a week, we go to
a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and
good companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in the Phil's
and mine is in ...
0 Comments, 80 Views,
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Spouse Shopping " Husband Store" 5/4/2006
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands
has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose
a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description
of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
the attributes of the men increase as ...
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KISS~TEST 4/30/2006
Here is an easy way to find
out if the person you are with is ready to be kissed. Now even
though this example is from a male point of view I am sure
it can work the other way around as well, probably with even
better success actually.
If you have been talking to a lady, and want to know if she's
ready to be kissed, reach over and ...
0 Comments, 130 Views,
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Love and Relationship 4/25/2006
1.There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
2.I think, therefore I'm single.
3.If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't
come back, hunt it down and kill it.
4.Something tells me that I shouldn't date until the
world makes sense again.
5.Divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.
...
0 Comments, 68 Views,
2 Votes
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Ryme 4/14/2006
I just love them.... here's one:
--I love your smile, your face, and your eyes--
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!...
1 Comments, 212 Views,
12 Votes
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Passing The Finals 4/6/2006
Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Louisville.
They did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, and
labs, and had a solid "A" going into the final.
They were so confident that the weekend before finals (the
chemistry final was on Monday), they decided to go up to
the University of Kentucky and party with some friends.
They had a great time, however, they ...
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' Views 4/2/2006
were asked about love. Here is what some of them
said:
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody
else who has freckles too." Andrew, age 6
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something
to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant
are so popular." Mae, age 9 ...
3 Comments, 219 Views,
8 Votes
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BMW Engineer Dies! ( goes to heaven) 4/1/2006
An engineer, of the BMW Motorrad Corporation died and went
to heaven.
At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've
been such a good man and
your motorbikes have changed the world,
your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven".
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took
him to ...
3 Comments, 212 Views,
18 Votes
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The Irony of it all 3/30/2006
Oh, the Irony!
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a
conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the
second.
"I froze to death, " says the second.
"That's awful, " says the first man. "How
does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first, "
says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you ...
1 Comments, 267 Views,
10 Votes
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