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LET'S HAVE A JOKE QUESTION.............. 10/15/2006
Whats is the muscle that have lot's of veins and pumping
use for making love???? ...
2 Comments, 78 Views,
4 Votes
,5.57 Score
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Answers About Men 10/14/2006
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: Why do only l0% of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A: We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty ; we iron -- they
wrinkle.
Q: How do ...
0 Comments, 43 Views,
4 Votes
,5.57 Score
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ONCE UPON A TIME... 10/14/2006
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged
a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race
and cheer on the contestants....
The race began....
Honestly:
No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would
reach the top ...
0 Comments, 26 Views,
4 Votes
,5.57 Score
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The First Accountant and the First Auditor 10/6/2006
In a seminar that I have attended, the resource speaker
popped-up a question seeing that most of us are falling
asleep;
RS:Who is the first Accountant and the first Auditor?
After a while, a participant raised his hand and answered;
Without doubt, ADAM is the first accountant since he is
the first person who did the first 'entry', while
EVE is the first Auditor, for she is the first ...
0 Comments, 30 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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BISAYA PUD (VISAYAN LANGGUAGE) 10/5/2006
PLS..... answer this!!!!!!!!!!
1.
SA DIHANG NAKITA KITA MI OK OK KA HINUON SA MAY BINTANA....
Answer it by translating in ENGLISH....
2.
LET'S EAT DON'T BE SHY FEEL AT HOME...
Answer it by Translating in TAGALOG..
A simple word that makes a filipino proud of.. Thanks
[COLOR ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Chemical analysis of a Man 10/5/2006
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION
SHEET-MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
MEN: A Chemical analysis
ELEMENT /COLOR] Man
SYMBOL: Ego
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered
by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
...
0 Comments, 43 Views,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score
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What a Woman Wants in a Man? 10/5/2006
What I Want In A Man... (at age 42)----------------------------------
1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt ...
0 Comments, 44 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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UNDERSTANDING MEN...... 10/5/2006
UNDERSTANDING MEN
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making
it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES,
DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.
...
0 Comments, 16 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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MILK... 10/1/2006
Milk
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free."
Here's an update for you . . . Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage.
Why?
Because women finally realize it's not worth buying
an entire Pig . . . just to get a little sausage.
...
1 Comments, 58 Views,
6 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Why do little boys whine? 10/1/2006
1. Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
2. Why do only l0% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
3. Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract....
1 Comments, 49 Views,
5 Votes
,5.10 Score
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Men/Women Relationship Humor 10/1/2006
I tried to give credit whenever I know the author/source,
but most of them are anonymous or from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend.
If you know the author of an "anonymous" joke,
please email me or sign my guestbook....
0 Comments, 18 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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IN LIFE... 10/1/2006
In Life you may not get what you want nor always get what you
need but you get what deserve because GOD always gives you
what is BEST!
0 Comments, 13 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Be Sensitive to the Issue of ... 9/28/2006
Sons are a heritage from the LORD, a reward from
him. "Remember that can greatly impact
the anture of your friendship"....
0 Comments, 16 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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AMUSEMENT.... 9/27/2006
Amusement it is the happiness of those who cannot think.
And the nominee for outstanding friend are...YOU! Thanks
for being there! Conscience and cowardice are really the
same things. Conscience is the name of the firm....
0 Comments, 45 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Impossible to Please 9/26/2006
A group of girlfriends is on vacation
when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For
Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends
and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how
it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and
once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there.
It's ...
1 Comments, 118 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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When a girl misses you... 9/25/2006
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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How to know if you love someone 9/24/2006
If You Love Someone
Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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0 Comments, 21 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Simple Friend Vs. Real Friend!!! 9/23/2006
Hello friend, where do you belong here?
Simple Friend Vs Real Friend: A simple friend thinks the
friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend
calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects
you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to
always be there for you! A simple friend reads this msg and
deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it ...
0 Comments, 26 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Jokes for BisDaks! (Bisaya ispiking bah) 9/23/2006
Pakatawa sa ta gamay!
APO UG LOLO
APO : Lo, ngano nag kaang2x man kag lakaw?
LOLO: aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi
APO : ngano lagi na lo?
LOLO: ingon mn gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang itlog kay
taas ug
kolesterol
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MOTHER: Anak! nagdugo imong tudlo! ari diri be kay ato
supsupon! tsup..tsup.. O wala na. Asa man ka nasamad anak?
ANAK: Wala ...
0 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Family and Money 9/22/2006
A friend of mine is now ready to get married to his boyfirend
the problem is family dont like the guy because he is a foreigner
and he dont have wealth but he got job.... She really love
the guy even if he is older for 17 years but the girl doesnt
care about the age, she want to marry him but the guy is not
ready yet plus her family dont like him... he is not ready
because he said he still ...
0 Comments, 15 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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" difference between LOVE AND LUST " 9/17/2006
" difference between LOVE AND LUST "
Message: Really Love is?
* Love is loyal.
* Love is wanting the best for the other person.
* Love is compromising and working things out
in a way that you both can win.
* Love is finding common ground.
* Love is trying to come together in a way
that makes the world a better place.
* Love is selfless.
* Love is caring about the ...
0 Comments, 31 Views,
9 Votes
,2.36 Score
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Japanese Fart 9/16/2006
Japanese Fart.
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when
she married, she was to please her husband and never upset
him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese
bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down
to pick up her husbands clothes and accidentally let out
a big fart.
She looked up and said “Aww so sowwy.. ...
2 Comments, 81 Views,
11 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Iba ang Pinoy!!! 9/16/2006
Free Haircut
There once was a very good old barber in New York .
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut,
he goes
to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing
community
service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning
when the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you ...
2 Comments, 44 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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The Bravest Man 9/16/2006
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday.
During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces
to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has
a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across
that pool."
So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, ...
1 Comments, 200 Views,
17 Votes
,4.26 Score
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The Golfers 9/16/2006
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named
George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company
so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday.
"9:30 okay?"
George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes
late. Wait for me."
The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not
only that he played left-handed and beat them.
...
0 Comments, 72 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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In laws 9/15/2006
A couple are very mad to each other..
the hubby is driving home and the wifey is silent .
they have not speak to each other for , many many miles.
Sudden, , a cow walk onto the road in front of the car.
then when the hubby stop...a few more cows will start to
cross also...
so the hubby tell the wifey, " those cows must be your
family members "....
and the wife ...
0 Comments, 79 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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A Virgin's Nightmare 9/13/2006
A Virgin's Nightmare
Message: A girl asks her
boyfriend to
come over
Friday
night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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$5,000.00 8/27/2006
A man and his ever-nagging wife went
on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife
passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for $5, 000, or you can bury her
here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought
about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5, ...
2 Comments, 120 Views,
20 Votes
,4.78 Score
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Breakfast in Paris 8/27/2006
An American is having breakfast,
in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down
next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: ...
5 Comments, 118 Views,
19 Votes
,4.71 Score
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Recording what happens exactly when you fall in love 8/26/2006
you change
you become more beautiful, you come to smile more, you tend
to love more, and God do you feel more
you see more colors, you see more good, you see more bad,
you see more jealousy, you become more sad
you become more sensitive, you become more sick, you become
more healthy and you become more strict
you become more of what you hate, but ...
1 Comments, 57 Views,
8 Votes
,4.64 Score
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