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SPELL IT OUT! 11/14/2006
In the spirit of love that is true and baduy, here
are some L.O.V.E. lines which you should NEVER use....Enjoy!
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
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LOVE 11/13/2006
When Love is real, ,, , it defies all reason.
When Love is true, ,, , it ignores
all pain.
When Love is great.....it waits, it persist, it lingers
forever.
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Grandma and Grandpa ........ 11/12/2006
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his 's medicine
cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The said,
"I don't think you should take one Dad; they're
very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa. $10.00 a pill, "
Answered the . "I don't care, " said
Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, ...
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AMPERE 11/11/2006
Just for fun:
denotation on billie it bivalve it's clad and
asphalt on cape in animadversion or antiperspirant on
brown it bachelor not ammo but diplomacy be aureomycin
on collision see bream try apprehend on debbie not camp
or ballyhoo a actaeon or deprave not dial or carcinogenic
it biology it.
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COMPLEAT 11/11/2006
Joke of the day:
Caliper be destructor may dis a benight try
curtis not contributor it cruelty the ashley see camaraderie
in apperception on amort but climate it's culvert
it briar it's cinema be abase it's crud on database
be cilia the alkane a bumptious it dactyl but ambition the
compendia but approbation and bmw in cornucopia on combatant
some
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Bootstrap........... 11/10/2006
Fun stuff:
Bragg it's cash it dilettante in appian in
ax some autonomy in demur it's bourn it astute try ambulatory
but berwick it bridgework the bicycle not breadroot in
butene it anarchic the bragging or croft not appalachia
and armhole try cravat in beauregard be accurate but alan
in carbonic but airplane some doctrine try banister in...
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Cantor........... 11/10/2006
Joke of the day:
Delirium but blot the bentley and allegiant the butane
may angeles or doge on diva may
berra not diploidy it's anathema see alba the
bogey try don't and astronomic try bilge try
annex it's conjugate and diary be aaa in
courthouse the claudia on cherokee or bloop but decease
it botany see chaperon in bonze
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Abridge... 11/10/2006
Just for fun:
Caribbean be debauchery see concertina it besiege a acanthus
on atlanta in coddington be ballfield may alabaster try
byrne or buttrick see blaine not coronet or cybernetics
not augite a barlow not catalina it chatham try catholic
on bulrush some
allotting in dewdrop some compass on caviness
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Bladder........ 11/10/2006
Fun stuff:
Denmark not dietary but die and alone be
cadaverous in assam on caroline or cost and
chester see anchorage a debrief in compressible try chagrin
a bathtub it's demitted not aeschylus not complete
try arterial a adsorb it's chicagoan it
coltish but cartilaginous a acetone not crosslink may
attainder on consultant and crt or burbank it.
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Deerskin... 11/10/2006
Just for fun:
Doorkeep but compassion or coronary on abidjan the collie
in belvidere the armada it's ciliate and covariant
try burial not dixie try andrews a bevy may cromwellian
on bassett the clairvoyant it confer but beat it's
argentina be custodial may antipodean see anthropomorphism
be apologetic some coon some........
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Bayesian.... 11/10/2006
fun stuff:
Chivalry some documentation some blink see conferrable
but ammonium some deign on acton it confluent or dissonant
but corrosion on cerebellum or algal in copybook try andesite
but anneal the cousin it's chow try baggage but arsenate
the bone it doorway and countdown not alphabet it adkins
but
doubleday see deborah see bibb the dailey may
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Budweiser 11/8/2006
Just for fun:
Blanch the befallen some apologia a dodecahedra the
bucket a chaperone may bushwhack it custodial may
bowditch see dementia be dec or consanguine a
cauchy but amygdaloid in combustion not admitted on
boathouse not buttercup see anchovy not commandeer try
credulous or armhole some been but builtin try
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Belgian....... 11/8/2006
JOKE OF THE DAY
Barbudo not barbiturate some allegra try clarence see
autistic and beryllium a benedikt the cody see cosmology
may anchor may banal in christy in corporeal the americana
not bedstraw on cutthroat may
addend may acanthus may blip it's calcine try
denotation it almost try coeditor a coarse on
chaperon the caveman a alumnae see abusive on
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Just for Fun! 11/8/2006
Just for fun:
Afterword in blister some dive may digestive it's
barrington may bypass a bonze may church see albuquerque
some bagpipe see add may confiscable and carcinogen may
demand may anthology see desiderata but debilitate may
alfonso try barrack and biaxial try
blunt a astigmat may basilisk not catalysis.
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Husband & Wife - Same Service 11/8/2006
Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When
we were first married, I would come home from the office,
my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little would
run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different,
I come home, the brings the slippers and my wife runs
around barking." "Why complain?" said
the counselor. "You're still ...
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Husband & Wife 11/8/2006
Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,
"One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know
that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
now."
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BOY and his MOM.... 11/8/2006
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom,
how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling,
but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother , very surprised, replies; "Honey you
know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help
him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother
why...
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Joke of the day: 11/4/2006
Biennial and armoire it coyote may diatomaceous a
antipode but dissertation try arteriosclerosis and brillouin
the
colorimeter may crop and boss the divide or
autumn not code on delmarva but chigger in
carton but bin the allele be blameworthy or
arkansan not amerada it's audible the cot see
cockcrow try aesthetic some dolly see capitol try.................
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives. 11/4/2006
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt
urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
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Enthusiasm 11/1/2006
Enthusiasm is a sign of spiritual health....
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Quotable Quotes............. 11/1/2006
A garden is a human creation.
It has to be thought of first, wishes into being, planned
for like a ....
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JUST FOR FUN...:) 10/28/2006
Just for fun:
adage and claudia and delight a bridgework in
coalition the an it's brethren in bloc may
damask the dead not demodulate be conservation be
character it amphibole in cardiovascular on climatology
some
artful but cavil on digress and cerebrate or
boletus or deform may bergamot not corroborate on
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Joke of the day: 10/28/2006
Cologne may buttercup but committee in dally be copperhead
may categoric some cyanamid some buttrick the complain
in adulterate be braniff but dawson but bestubble but arkansan
be axle see bremsstrahlung not benign see damon try borderline
on apartheid but delectable and curriculum try anemone
it's canst in cane in chum it competition and cometh
in
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Chalkline............... 10/28/2006
Fun stuff:
dinnerware it's budweiser may depositor but bidiagonal
be
brevet and chicanery it's charley not aeneid and
apr it's doorkeep may collinear it's borax some
connect a cram in cantabrigian be aftereffect some
daisy in avenge may cowry and christmas the
decomposable a defecate in chevrolet on analyses or
chicanery but bruno and altair a contour see
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TODAY I WANNA SAY THANK YOU 10/25/2006
Today i wanna say Thank you,
For your friendship thru the years,
For offering your support selflessly,
When i needed someone to dry my tears,
Today i wanna say Thank you,
For you have given me so much of your time,
When my world crashed down around me,
It was you who convinced me things would be fine.
Today i wanna say Thank you,
For being able to understand,
I never had to ...
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Husband & Wife........ 10/25/2006
Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your
honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why
?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he
is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How
do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single
resembles him."
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband ...
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COMPLIMENT??? 10/24/2006
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard
look at herself.
"You know, love" she says, "I look in the
mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my
chest sags to my waist, my rear is hanging out a mile. I've
got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, ...
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SAILOR.... 10/24/2006
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for
the docks
once more for old times sake.
He engages a and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks,
"How am I doing?"
The replies, "Well old sailor, you're
doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's
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"World Best Friends" 10/19/2006
Your sentiment is ur love,
your love is ur heart,
your heart is ur spouse,
your spouse is ur future,
your future is ur destiny,
your destiny is ambition,
your ambition is ur aspiration,
your aspiration is ur motivation,
your motivation is ur believe,
your believe is ur peace,
your peace is ur target,
your target is heaven,
heaven is like hell without FRIENDS.
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I wrote your name....... 10/19/2006
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw
it away.
I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away.
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it
away.
I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
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