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POLITICS EXPLAINED 12/21/2004
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well , let me try to explain it this way:
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1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
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2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call
her the Government.
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3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll
call you the People.
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1 Comments, 106 Views,
11 Votes
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LETTER FROM A CONCERNED SENIOR CITIZEN 12/21/2004
To Whom It May Concern, I am a senior citizen. During the
Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well
paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacations
homes.
Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire
life change for the worse: I lost my job. I lost my two sons
in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my home.
I lost my health insurance.
As a ...
1 Comments, 113 Views,
11 Votes
,2.79 Score
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THE ANT & THE GRASSHOPPER-OLD & NEW VERSION 12/21/2004
~THE OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the
Summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in
the cold.
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~THE MODERN VERSION:
The ant works ...
1 Comments, 122 Views,
10 Votes
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HOROSCOPE 12/18/2004
AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive
thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless
and impractical, making the same mistakes over and over.
Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
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PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you
are being followed by the CIA. You have some influence over
your friends and people resent you for ...
0 Comments, 68 Views,
14 Votes
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BIZARRE LAWS 12/18/2004
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following
Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with
a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm ok,
I'm sure the lamb appreciates that one)
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT ...
0 Comments, 44 Views,
6 Votes
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MALE SEX TEST 12/18/2004
Gentlemen Please Take the Following TEST
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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred
to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
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2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only
after you've both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
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0 Comments, 58 Views,
5 Votes
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~~~Secret Love...R~~~ 12/7/2004
* * * Secret Lover * * *
(kamasutrachic)
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Secret Love….r?
Are you going to be my secret lover?
That will fulfill my thirst and hunger….
For lust, for affection, for whatever,
That will leave me breathlessly satisfied
Every time we’re together?
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Can you satisfy me?
Can you do aerobics without the DVD?
Can you ...
1 Comments, 51 Views,
7 Votes
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