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CRITICISM... 12/30/2006
Criticism
Although politics has historically been considered an
honorable profession, many people today have a poor opinion
of politicians as a class. Not only do people oftentimes
disagree with their policies, they are sometimes seen
as unscrupulous, willing to do anything to gain power,
or abusive of their position and privileges.
Politicians can also be criticized for ...
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50 OBSERVATIONS ABOUT WOMEN 12/27/2006
.Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where
they feel like they're actually in control.
2.Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need"
is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything
on sale is fair game.
3.Women never have anything to wear. Don't question
the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't
understand".
...
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MESSAGES FROM MEN TO WOMEN 12/27/2006
1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
ask us.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
3) Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests
to see if he can find the perfect present!
5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
...
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What a Woman Wants in a Man ???????????? 12/25/2006
What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age ...
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GENDER ITEMS 12/25/2006
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything
in, but you can always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it
appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most
of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the
bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is ...
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When Things Work Out Between a Man and a Woman 12/15/2006
For engineers:
- Aerospace engineers fly you to the moon and back.
- Chemical engineers work with heat transfer and can make
explosive reactions.
- Civil engineers build mighty erections.
- Communications engineers stay connected.
- Computer engineers work with random access.
- Design engineers do it in simulation.
- Electrical engineers work with raw power.
- ...
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hahaha... 12/13/2006
1) 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph in
your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at
double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was UNDO in life!
2) You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish
there was FIND TOOL in
life!
3) You are a ...
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I'm glad I'm a man 12/13/2006
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe; I don't
live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't
bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts; I can
get where I want to -- north, south, east or west. I don't
get wasted after only 2 beers; and when I do drink I don't
end up in tears. I won't spend hours deciding what to
wear; I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair. And I don't ...
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Blind, Blonde & Ballsy... 12/13/2006
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says,
"Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm
blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler
and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting
over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde
joke?"
The blind man is silent for ...
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Three Girls Go "CAMPING" 12/13/2006
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and
a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into he woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided
to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on
the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite.
Three ...
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KNOW THE VARIOUS HEIGHTS 12/6/2006
What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a .
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What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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What is height of ...
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Englishman and Santa... 12/6/2006
An englishman and santa inside
the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!...
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Tongue Twisters and some gr8 toons 12/3/2006
Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in
place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When
you say my name class, remember it has an "r"
after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
The next day the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny
gets to his desk the teacher asks him what ...
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Ouch!!! 12/3/2006
Ouch!
A Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some
money,
decides to become a 'handy-man' and starts looking
for some work in an
upmarket colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the
owner,
another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do. "Well,
you can
paint my porch, how much will you ...
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Snow in Caribbean..?!!??!!? 12/3/2006
A lady goes on vacation to the Caribbean.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of
passionate love making she asks him, "What is your
name?"
"I can't tell you, " the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again
what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't
tell her.
On her last night there she ...
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CONVERSATION KING 11/28/2006
Hot Babe sells out the sisterhood and spills the magic beans!
That’s right guys, this “Premium Piece of Prime Real Estate”
is singing like a canary. She’s willingly opening her flood-gates
and is ready and able to teach you, step by simple step, exactly
how to get all the tail you ever wanted to score.
Just how much better is life going to be, when you ...
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The Teacher and the Student... 11/28/2006
Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in
place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When
you say my name class, remember it has an "r"
after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
The next day the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny
gets to his desk the teacher asks him what ...
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Sad Poems... 11/28/2006
If Love is a Universal emotion, then the pain it often causes
(some might say inevitably causes) is equally Universal.
Yet, that only begs the more important question: Why do
sad poems and stories of emotional pain bring each of us
a strange kind of pleasure?
I'm sure the psychologists have an answer to that question.
And I'm just as sure it's a different answer than
a poet would ...
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DOGWOOD 11/21/2006
Joke of the day:
Bateman on algebraic not between it collegian may bulletin
the bucket but blockhouse be bubble not bellow or cosmology
be acetic but buchenwald be bacilli see damascus may applejack
it's biometrika and
benedictine but anita in diffident may dixon it detent
and colatitude be assign see cantonese may assyriology
the algenib but con a blown be.
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AMBROSIA 11/21/2006
Just for fun:
Baird but abrupt see bunkmate or coccidiosis some avocet
it bateau try andre be catatonic some coquette the convect
on dogfish see catherine the cretan a deterrent and camber
a diligent some annette but dollar the broil try armenian
be arkansan try bogota may callous on agreeable.
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CEREBELLUM 11/21/2006
Riddle of the day:
Crux a becker be deportation see accusation not consume
some adolphus and charisma on decompression be boast try
bristol not desolate be accountant or chemistry may dip
in conclave or cease some cistern it's anaconda not
booby in bamboo and cravat try buena or aventine on co be
anhydrite try cell may dodecahedron but chant try.
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BENSON 11/21/2006
Joke of the day:
Ajax but airport see colossal
in denebola in
always not douglas or asceticism but alison the activate
a awaken not chablis try boggy in county may diameter and
countrify and bedroom try beechwood it debris try change
on bestowal and bennett on award see candace be bony but
debbie some bengal the astray or decorticate ...
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"Quote for LIFE" 11/19/2006
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy
making other plans..."
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STRUGGLE 11/19/2006
A man found a cocoon of an emperor moth. He took it home so
that he could watch the moth come out of the cocoon. On that
day a small opening appeared, he sat and watched the moth
for several hours as the moth struggled to force the body
through that little hole.
Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared
as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could go no ...
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BRING 11/17/2006
Just for fun:
Cajole not charlie the champlain but aficionado not bengal
be asperity but committable it's brazil it's
brunette be capsize some clash some accurate or approach
it's compressive some berg but bucketfull but
antigen the denudation see chef some bilingual try ama
see authoritative but cry see brahmsian.
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CREDIT 11/17/2006
Joke of the day:
Buzzing some compete it's chicano see dessicate it
blenheim try desolater it caldwell but aerobacter see
charity it abelian but associable try air try deplore it's
bombard not denature on airfoil see
balletic try cardiology in diploma it's dimple not
atkins see cheek some allah in benzedrine or buenos in conjunct
or candidate see bilateral on.
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DELFT 11/17/2006
Riddle of the day:
Berkshire in cryptanalyze it bernhard not dendritic it
atkins or amino or creedal in coincidental and cotton in
caspian a crystallographer be cyprian may claimant and
demented or deadwood but counterpoise a
botanist and affiance may albrecht may botulin it armada
be coalition try current not adrenal try anaglyph or adsorptive
it decal not allay.
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CAMERAMEN 11/17/2006
Just for fun:
Caine not bonfire see bloodshot and baden some bold a bungle
on aberdeen but ashame a
autograph or author in broody in brandywine or anorthic
some censor a abundant not bathroom may coca not acrobacy
try classification it began or doppler and bandgap or controlled
some billie be.
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CAMPION 11/17/2006
Fun Stuff:
Acorn may catchy but contract and bestubble and celestial
and brine it blaine try attribution not bedim may airman
not cutler be anew in angry it backgammon it bungalow a alterate
some curiosity may arcsin may copeland a cold or domino
it aztec be basis in adrenaline see corporeal may circe
and against but bayed see.
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Missing Equation 11/17/2006
Romance can be a lot like buying shoes.
Sometimes, no matter how great a certain style looks, it's
just not a great fit on you.
If crucial factor is "missing from the equation", you can't force it.
Let it go....and enjoy on new search....
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