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When a girl misses you... 10/9/2006
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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A Virgin's Nightmare 10/8/2006
A Virgin's Nightmare
Message: A girl asks her
boyfriend to
come over
Friday
night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Why do little boys whine? 10/6/2006
1. Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
2. Why do only l0% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
3. Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract....
1 Comments, 49 Views,
5 Votes
,5.10 Score
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MILK... 10/4/2006
Milk
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free."
Here's an update for you . . . Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage.
Why?
Because women finally realize it's not worth buying
an entire Pig . . . just to get a little sausage.
...
1 Comments, 58 Views,
6 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Breakfast in Paris 9/28/2006
An American is having breakfast,
in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down
next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: ...
5 Comments, 118 Views,
19 Votes
,4.71 Score
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You know you're living in 2006 when... 9/27/2006
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 to reach your family
of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You ...
3 Comments, 75 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Signs that Men are In Love 9/27/2006
You suspect that he loves you, but are not sure? Here are
clues to prove that he indeed loves you...
You catch him staring at your eyes. The eyes of men most often
reflect what’s welling in their heart. When despite all
the women around, it is you he’s staring at, this means that
his affection for you runs deep.
He stands right next to you in public. Men ...
2 Comments, 103 Views,
8 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Iba ang Pinoy!!! 9/27/2006
Free Haircut
There once was a very good old barber in New York .
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut,
he goes
to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing
community
service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning
when the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you ...
2 Comments, 44 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Japanese Fart 9/27/2006
Japanese Fart.
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when
she married, she was to please her husband and never upset
him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese
bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down
to pick up her husbands clothes and accidentally let out
a big fart.
She looked up and said “Aww so sowwy.. ...
2 Comments, 81 Views,
11 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Recording what happens exactly when you fall in love 9/23/2006
you change
you become more beautiful, you come to smile more, you tend
to love more, and God do you feel more
you see more colors, you see more good, you see more bad,
you see more jealousy, you become more sad
you become more sensitive, you become more sick, you become
more healthy and you become more strict
you become more of what you hate, but ...
1 Comments, 57 Views,
8 Votes
,4.64 Score
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Cheating... 9/22/2006
Hey fellas! What you gonna do if you caught him/her cheating
on you? Forgive and forget or break up with him/her? Tell
me... I just want to know your opinions about this.
4 Comments, 158 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Your favorite fruit and what it reveals about u 9/18/2006
Choose your favorite fruit
<br>
Apple
Banana
Black Grapes
Cherry
Coconut
Custard Apple
Mango
Orange
Papaya
Peach
Pear
Pineapple
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
see what it reveals about u.....
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
...
1 Comments, 99 Views,
41 Votes
,4.65 Score
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So You Want to Marry a Filipina 9/17/2006
Here's a little test for you prospective husbands.
There are two aims here: first, to determine how much you
actually know about your prospective wife's homeland
and culture, and two, to check your ability to deal with
certain nuances once the marriage is official. Be honest,
because you're the only person who knows your score,
and there aren't any cash prizes!
1. Have ...
3 Comments, 127 Views,
18 Votes
,4.63 Score
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"What Does Love Mean?" 8/25/2006
Adults should take lessons from some of these !
A group of professionals posed this question to a group
of 4 to 8 year olds:
"What Does Love Mean?"
The answers they got were broader than anyone could have
imagined:
1. "When my grandma got arthritis, she couldnt bend
over and paint her toenails anymore, so my grandpa does
it for her now all the time, even ...
0 Comments, 109 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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An International Recycling Program 8/25/2006
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits
down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.
In ...
1 Comments, 177 Views,
10 Votes
,5.58 Score
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HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS 8/21/2006
This would give you guides on how to control your emotions
towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all
the people around you, especially your boss. The rules
of practicing 'ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya':
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit . Pag
naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna .
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa . Pag ...
0 Comments, 61 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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It's a Boy, 6 ft. Tall, and 190 Pounds 8/11/2006
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one
morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both
tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was,
she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her
third finger, left hand, and announced, "It's
a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"
My question is: "When do
we know it is the ...
0 Comments, 167 Views,
12 Votes
,2.45 Score
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joke time... 7/24/2006
Tarzan & animals went to the river to take a bath.
When Tarzan took off his clothes, all animals laughed
When Tarzan asked " WHY ? "
animals said : " Ur tail is in front! "
.......................
Q: Why do women wear black panties ?
A : For the memory of those who got buried inside !
Q: Why do men have to wear white briefs ?
A : To pretend that it's pure & never been ...
0 Comments, 113 Views,
4 Votes
,4.80 Score
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Married Life is Full of Excitement 7/24/2006
MARRIED LIFE IS FULL
OF EXCITEMENT
1st Year of Marriage
The Man speaks and the Woman listens
2nd Year of Marriage
The Woman speaks and the Man listens
In the 3rd Year
They both speaks
And the neighbours listens.
...
1 Comments, 152 Views,
10 Votes
,3.39 Score
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Why do men cheats? 7/9/2006
Guys please don't be offend about this.I just want
to ask about this?I want to know why?My cousin really wants
to know why?
1 Comments, 182 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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How To Make Love With A PC 6/20/2006
Cyber...cyber...cyber!
<br>
On a CDROM, place your lady on your DESKTOP
Shove your HARD DRIVE into her SOFTWARE
Input...output...input...output...consistent in
speed
Now...DOWNLOADING
You now have a FLOPPY DICK!!!
0 Comments, 93 Views,
31 Votes
,3.91 Score
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Ryme 6/19/2006
I just love them.... here's one:
--I love your smile, your face, and your eyes--
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!...
1 Comments, 212 Views,
12 Votes
,4.57 Score
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The Ten Commandments of Marriage 4/30/2006
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
1.Marriage are made in heaven, so are thunder and lighting.
<br>
2.If u want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
3.Marriage is grand ‒ and divorce is at least 100 grand.
<br>
4.Married is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,
the ...
1 Comments, 1376 Views,
232 Votes
,7.78 Score
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The Irony of it all 4/3/2006
Oh, the Irony!
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a
conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the
second.
"I froze to death, " says the second.
"That's awful, " says the first man. "How
does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first, "
says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you ...
1 Comments, 267 Views,
10 Votes
,5.77 Score
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The Post 3/24/2006
3 people ....me, myself and I ....
have asked me to post
I have nothing to say !!!!!!!!!
I don't care if you respond !!!!
Somewhere it is hot ...somewhere it is raining... somewhere
it is cold
Another weekend is about over and most of us are still single
L...
0 Comments, 156 Views,
9 Votes
,4.49 Score
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Every Woman........ 3/24/2006
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
...one old love she can imagine going back to
...and one who reminds her how far she has come...
...enough money within her control to move out and rent
a place of her own, even if she never wants to and needs to.
...something perfect to wear if the employer or date of
her dreams wants to see her in an hour.
...a ...
0 Comments, 170 Views,
11 Votes
,5.97 Score
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Isn't this Funny??? 3/22/2006
If a man talks dirty to a woman, its called sexual harassment.
But if a woman talks dirty to a man it costs 1 euro 99 cents!!!(per
min)!!!!
(while surfing in my break the Internet there was a Filipino
site i don't like to mention the name in here but it is
a true Joke)...
1 Comments, 273 Views,
13 Votes
,4.82 Score
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Life before the LAPTOPS AND COMPUTERS 3/21/2006
just a little something for all
those computer lovers......
> >
> > Memory was something you lost with age
> > An application was for employment
> > A program was a TV show
> > A cursor used profanity
> > A keyboard was a piano
> > A web was a spider's home
> > A virus was the flu
> > A CD was a bank account
> > A hard drive was a long trip on the road ...
0 Comments, 231 Views,
11 Votes
,4.48 Score
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Life Without Love Is Nothing !!!!!!! says michico999 2/4/2006
This 36-year-old woman from Cavite is one of the latest
additions in this group. So as usual, let's give her
the warm welcome.
<br>
Profile for michico999
"im a simple minded person enjoying a simple life
with simple dreams!!!
<br>
Ideal Person:
im looking for a sincere, responsible and honest to goodness
person who will accept me for what i am...someone who will ...
1 Comments, 118 Views,
0 Votes
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ACCEPTING WITHOUT CHANGING 1/22/2006
if you really someone, you have to accept whoever she/he
is.whatever it takes.just because someone doesnt love
you in the way you want them to, doesnt mean that they dont
love you with all they've got.
0 Comments, 124 Views,
7 Votes
,4.31 Score
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