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4 person in yoUr liFe,hOw maNy HaVe you found 11/7/2007
4 person in your life how many have u found? 1st- urself,
2nd-1 u love most, 3rd-1 who love u most, 4th-1 you spend the rest of your life with. firstly u'll
meet the 1 u love most, and learn how love feels. Because u know how love feels, so u can find the person who
loves u most. When u've experienced the feeling of
loving others and being loved, u'll then know what
it is u need most. Then u ...
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The Bond Between a Mother and a 11/1/2007
The bond between a mother and is the most precious
gift of all. It is this unexplainable most fulfilling feeling
that only 'that' mother and can share.
A mother should never feel they have to stop protecting
their . Of course they must let them make their
own decisions and let them grow as an individual, but they
must never stop protecting or being a guide for their life.
A mother knows their ...
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~~~ WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN ~~~ 9/27/2007
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for
a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking
for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake
twice. ...
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FACTS ABOUT MEN... 9/25/2007
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.
In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to
recycle. 4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident
that when he watches sports on ...
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WISH GRANTED 9/25/2007
A man and his wife were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.
A good fairy came to them and said that because they had been
such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline and cruise tickets
in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years ...
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The Relationship Is Probably Over When... 9/25/2007
- She puts your dinner on the floor in the dish.
- The milkman is wearing your bathrobe. You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show.
- She starts every sentence with the words..."To
whom it may concern."
- Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident."
- Her mother looks at you and starts laughing.
- All of your shirts have a target painted on ...
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Men Do Remember Anniversaries 9/25/2007
A woman awakes to find that her husband is not in bed. She
goes downstairs and finds him sitting at the kitchen table
staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his
eye.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating,
and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife ...
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MARRIGAE SEMINAR 9/25/2007
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It
is essential that husbands and wives know the things that
are important to each other." He addressed the man,
"Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ...
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IN SAFE MODE 9/25/2007
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, ...
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Man's expectations 9/24/2007
What Every Man Expects in
a Wife:
- She will always be beautiful
and cheerful. - She could marry a movie star, but wants only you. - She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
- Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm. - She will never be sick--just allergic to jewelry and fur
coats. - She will ...
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Dictionary of Dating 9/24/2007
Dictionary of Dating
Dating: The process of
spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to
get better acquainted with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot
less in the future.
Easy: A term used to ...
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marriage part III 9/24/2007
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.  ...
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marriage part II 9/24/2007
Marriage is an institution
where two people come together to joint solve the problems
they never had before they got married....
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marriage part 1 9/24/2007
Marriage is when a man and
woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to
decide which one....
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breakfast is ready! 9/22/2007
"If you'll make
the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart, " said
the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having
for breakfast, " said the new husband.
"Toast and juice, "
she replied....
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It's a boy! 9/22/2007
An unmarried girl who worked
in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out
big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When
asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new
diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand,
and announced, "It's a boy, six feet tall and
190 pounds!"   ...
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Traffic light 9/22/2007
My husband bought me a mood
ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead....
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here comes the groom 9/22/2007
Grooms! Once you get married
remember that when you have a discussion with your future
wife, always remember to get the last two words in: "Yes
dear."...
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12 months in one year 7/31/2007
A man walks into a drug store
with his 8-year-old . They happen to walk by the condom
display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, . Men use
them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied ...
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Secret of a Happy Couple 7/31/2007
My wife and I have the secret
to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice
restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate
beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in New York....
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The Perfect Man 7/31/2007
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes
And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning ...
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Third Time 7/31/2007
A guy slices his ball in the
woods and goes in to look for it. He meets a girl from the next
fairway looking for her ball. They start to chat and have
a wonderful little conversation.
She suddenly says to him,
" You know... you look like my third husband.
"He ...
0 Comments, 14 Views,
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Wedding Ring 7/31/2007
At the cocktail party, one
woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes
I am, I married the wrong man."...
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Salary this month ...100 Kisses 7/18/2007
Husband Letter to Wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband Allen….
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 ...
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's Dad 7/17/2007
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that
the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while
the youngest had black hair, dark eyes and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed
when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me --
is our youngest my ?"
The wife replied, "I swear on ...
1 Comments, 43 Views,
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Replace Husband 7/17/2007
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor
to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked
for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark
eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the ."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband
is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, ...
3 Comments, 56 Views,
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Silent Treatment 7/15/2007
A man and his wife were having some problems at home...
And were giving each other the silent treatment...
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need
his wife....
To wake him up at 5:00am for an early flight for a business meeting...
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose),
He wrote on a piece of paper.... "Please ...
1 Comments, 56 Views,
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LOVE HEARING AID 7/12/2007
A man feared his wife wasn't
hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid
. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do, " said ...
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JOYS OF MARRIAGE 6/12/2007
Marriage Part Four
A man has 6 and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,
" Mother of Six, " in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decide that it is time
to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave
as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother Of ...
3 Comments, 104 Views,
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Joys Of Marriage 6/12/2007
Marriage Part Three
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the
breakfast table.
Husband get up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either"
and he storm out of the house.After some time he realizes that he was nasty to his wife and decided to make
ammends and rings her up. She answer the phone after so many rings, and the irritated
husband ...
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