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Trancer13 64 M
4  Articles
Learn to laugh at yourself   12/16/2013

I know this may sound a bit cliche, but if you fall in love with someone, then find out you don't like them, it ends in disaster. My ex's sister asked me if this is my real hair. Instead of getting offended, I just said, " Yeah, you really don't think that I'd pay for hair that looks like this, do you?" So you just laugh it off, you learn to laugh at yourself, and people eventually see that ...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
LOUD AND CLEAR!!   2/11/2010

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
Hot Day!!   2/11/2010

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today, " Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I moved the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money, " she replied. ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
Prayer for all girls !!   2/11/2010

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags

And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no grey

And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear GOD, For all that you've done. ...



0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
shygurl4uonly 46 F
7  Articles
Writing Home from College   2/5/2010

One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about her , a college student at the University of Illinois. "Why, our is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary."

"You're lucky, " the neighbor said. "Every time we get a letter from our in college, we have to go to the bank!"


1 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
shygurl4uonly 46 F
7  Articles
The Church Plaque   2/5/2010

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year- old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, ."

"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, focused on the plaque.

"Sir, what is this?" Little Johnny ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
shygurl4uonly 46 F
7  Articles
Spelling Difficulties   2/5/2010

The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first."

Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."

The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin." ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
Who is better? Men or Women???   1/10/2010

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night as her car broke down. The husband having his doubt's calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that she was there.

Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very ...



0 Comments, 31 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
A tower and cockpit conversation !   11/27/2009

The following was taken from real, taped conversations between Tower and Cockpit.



Pilot: "Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo ILS 16" Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo, good day, runway 16 is available, Wind is calm, and, by the way, this is Vienna Tower." Pilot: "Please confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?" Tower: "Trust me, this is Vienna" Pilot: "Why Vienna? We are ...



0 Comments, 17 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
Make me feel like a woman !   11/21/2009

The passengers on an airliner were shocked when the captain's voice announced that the plane was going to make a crash landing. One lady, upon hearing this dire news, ripped open her blouse and screamed to the man sitting next to her, "Make me feel like a woman!"





The man quickly ripped off his own shirt, handed it to her, and replied, "Okay, iron this!"


1 Comments, 28 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
Bet !   11/19/2009

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.







After many lengthy discussions (after all, the is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

...


2 Comments, 26 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
Soin luv with him...   9/11/2009

I think he is the sweetest man I have ever met in my life, if I was to see my ex-husband now, yes I will marry him again, if only he can forgive me, maybe it's too late for everything but I shouldn't be talking about it too much. I really would like to ask you if you are a man or a woman? I like treating the opposite sex with respect and satisfying them in bed, lots of massaging, kissing and ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
iamtwinkle 52 F
2  Articles
How to Make a Woman Happy   4/4/2009

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer ...


2 Comments, 67 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
rajan2006 42 M
58  Articles
Good Friends !   3/19/2009

Two men from Barnsley(England)on holiday in Canada hired a pilot to fly them to the wilds of Alberta to hunt moose. They managed to shoot six and as they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only take four moose. Both guys argued that theyed shot six last year and the pilot let them take them all on board, and it was exactly the same plane as this one. ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Buguy 68 M
1  Article
Pitfalls of an Internet Relationship   1/11/2009

This is a personal observation and di answers based on volumes of research. This also pertains to the male and female sex only..."otherwise" don't count. This is not, I repeat, NOT a cure-all or must learn article...it is but a product of my imagination and you can take it or leave it as you please. No persons were harmed in the making of this article. Kung may ...


4 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
An Expensive Funeral   11/18/2008

Everyone was dismayed that Peter had died.

A popular man, left his wife Moira a strict instructions in his will for his wake to be a jolly and happy affair: a celebration of his life.

To this end Peter had left 25, 000 pound in his will for the party.

As the guests caught their taxis at the end of the wake, Moira was asked by her closest friend name Alice, if she ...


0 Comments, 83 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
2447star 59 F
18  Articles
New Angel Holes   7/9/2008

An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

'Don't worry about that, ' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. ...


0 Comments, 53 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Wife vs. Husband   5/20/2008

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep, " the wife replied, "in-laws." ...


0 Comments, 72 Views, 7 Votes ,6.10 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Cigarettes and Tampoons   5/20/2008

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
^^Womens Revenge^^   5/20/2008

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No, " she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
***How to tell a sex of a fly***   5/20/2008

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, ' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on ...



0 Comments, 37 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
~*~*~A Canadian Christmas~*~*   5/20/2008

A man in Newfoundland calls his in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, ' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and ...



0 Comments, 26 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Amish and Elevators...   5/19/2008

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the hotel lobby that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ", I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it ...


2 Comments, 43 Views, 7 Votes ,6.10 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
$20.00   5/19/2008

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for a $20.00 for their first sexual encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeatedly each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she ...



2 Comments, 89 Views, 10 Votes ,6.17 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
~*AN IRISH LOVE STORY*~   5/19/2008

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he ...



1 Comments, 48 Views, 7 Votes ,6.10 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
Underwear dust   5/17/2008

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife

'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would

take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided

that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning

the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the ...


2 Comments, 58 Views, 8 Votes ,6.26 Score
ShySagittarian 61 F
11  Articles
To be 6 again...   5/16/2008

A man was sitting at the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again, " she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags Theme Park. What ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 7 Votes ,6.10 Score
ART_DIRECTOR 54 M
10  Articles
Painfull words   4/17/2008

Words can be the most painful thing to a person heart and soul. The more emotionally attached we are to that person, the more damage us, can do. Never tell , they are bad, be careful, to tell them that what they are doing is wrong. Separate the action from the person. Same with adults, at work we are given, reports of every little thing, down to our breaks they do not like, at the beginning of ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
LOVE FAIRY   3/8/2008

1) Love is a beauty treatment Scientific test find that women make love, they produce amounts of estrogen hormones that can make her hair shines and smooth..

2) Gentle relax love making reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced, cleanses the pores and get your skin glow.

3) Love making can burnt off ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
tresss 39 F
19  Articles
love vs relationship   2/19/2008

we ended our so called relationship 4 years both of us hurted each other reasons that till now left unspoken, ,, it was over is it??? then why you day by day checked my profiles then why you posts messages that belongs to us and why do i so, ,, im a liar to say i dont love you coz i do as much as those days your here with me, ,, why do i tremble each timeyou send a smile and why are you still ...


2 Comments, 43 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Joke - A Hunting Tale   1/23/2008

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my .

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. ...


2 Comments, 62 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
SunSHineMadz 41 F
12  Articles
4 person in yoUr liFe,hOw maNy HaVe you found   11/7/2007

4 person in your life how many have u found? 1st- urself, 2nd-1 u love most, 3rd-1 who love u most, 4th-1 you spend the rest of your life with. firstly u'll meet the 1 u love most, and learn how love feels. Because u know how love feels, so u can find the person who loves u most. When u've experienced the feeling of loving others and being loved, u'll then know what it is u need most. Then u ...


2 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes
pie02271974 49 F
10  Articles
The Bond Between a Mother and a    11/1/2007

The bond between a mother and is the most precious gift of all. It is this unexplainable most fulfilling feeling that only 'that' mother and can share. A mother should never feel they have to stop protecting their . Of course they must let them make their own decisions and let them grow as an individual, but they must never stop protecting or being a guide for their life. A mother knows their ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes
rhia01031976 48 F
22  Articles
~~~ WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN ~~~   9/27/2007

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!



HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. ...


4 Comments, 53 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
INNOSAINT_N 37 F
81  Articles
FACTS ABOUT MEN...   9/25/2007

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. 4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
WISH GRANTED   9/25/2007

A man and his wife were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. A good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline and cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
The Relationship Is Probably Over When...   9/25/2007

- She puts your dinner on the floor in the dish.

- The milkman is wearing your bathrobe. You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show.

- She starts every sentence with the words..."To whom it may concern."

- Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident."

- Her mother looks at you and starts laughing.

- All of your shirts have a target painted on ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
Men Do Remember Anniversaries   9/25/2007

A woman awakes to find that her husband is not in bed. She goes downstairs and finds him sitting at the kitchen table staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

The wife ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
MARRIGAE SEMINAR   9/25/2007

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? The rest of the story gets rather ...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
IN SAFE MODE   9/25/2007

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
Man's expectations   9/24/2007

What Every Man Expects in a Wife:

- She will always be beautiful and cheerful. - She could marry a movie star, but wants only you. - She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops. - Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm. - She will never be sick--just allergic to jewelry and fur coats. - She will ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
Dictionary of Dating   9/24/2007

Dictionary of Dating

Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

Easy: A term used to ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
marriage part III   9/24/2007

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
marriage part II   9/24/2007

Marriage is an institution where two people come together to joint solve the problems they never had before they got married....


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
marriage part 1   9/24/2007

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one....


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
breakfast is ready!   9/22/2007

"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart, " said the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."

"Good, what are we having for breakfast, " said the new husband.

"Toast and juice, " she replied....


1 Comments, 23 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
It's a boy!   9/22/2007

An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand, and announced, "It's a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!" ...


1 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
Traffic light   9/22/2007

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead....


0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
here comes the groom   9/22/2007

Grooms! Once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember to get the last two words in: "Yes dear."...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
12 months in one year   7/31/2007

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old . They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, . Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied ...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
Secret of a Happy Couple   7/31/2007

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in New York....


0 Comments, 16 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
The Perfect Man   7/31/2007

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning ...


1 Comments, 33 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
Third Time   7/31/2007

A guy slices his ball in the woods and goes in to look for it. He meets a girl from the next fairway looking for her ball. They start to chat and have a wonderful little conversation.

She suddenly says to him, " You know... you look like my third husband.

"He ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Angel_eyes02 59 F
28  Articles
Wedding Ring   7/31/2007

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
lover4life35 47 M
9  Articles
Salary this month ...100 Kisses   7/18/2007

Husband Letter to Wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your husband Allen….

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 ...


5 Comments, 81 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
lover4life35 47 M
9  Articles
's Dad   7/17/2007

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while the youngest had black hair, dark eyes and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me -- is our youngest my ?"

The wife replied, "I swear on ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
lover4life35 47 M
9  Articles
Replace Husband   7/17/2007

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the ."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, ...


3 Comments, 56 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
Silent Treatment   7/15/2007

A man and his wife were having some problems at home...

And were giving each other the silent treatment...

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife....

To wake him up at 5:00am for an early flight for a business meeting...

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose),

He wrote on a piece of paper.... "Please ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
prettychubby26 43 F
2  Articles
LOVE HEARING AID   7/12/2007

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid

. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do, " said ...



1 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
JOYS OF MARRIAGE   6/12/2007

Marriage Part Four

A man has 6 and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, " Mother of Six, " in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decide that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother Of ...


3 Comments, 104 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
Joys Of Marriage   6/12/2007

Marriage Part Three

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband get up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either"

and he storm out of the house.After some time he realizes that he was nasty to his wife and decided to make ammends and rings her up. She answer the phone after so many rings, and the irritated husband ...


0 Comments, 132 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
Joys Of Marriage   6/12/2007

Marriage Part Two

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of there 40th wedding anniversary..

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone, that reads " Here Lies My Wife Cold As Ever, "

Yeah! she replies.." When you die, I am getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband-- Stiff At Last!"

(HE ASKED FOR IT)


1 Comments, 91 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
Joys Of Marriage   6/12/2007

Marriage Part One

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady.. And after the wedding, the macho man laid down the following rules. He told his wife:

I'll be home when I want, if I want and what time I want..and I don't expect any hassle from you... I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.... I will go hunting, ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
JOKE........   5/30/2007

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well, " said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand, " said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because ...


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You Gotta Love This Lady!   5/30/2007

You gotta love this lady Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it!





"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it

not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on

September 11, 2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly

Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Broke Back Deer Camp   5/29/2007

Hahaha ......



Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Genie   5/29/2007

husband takes his wife to play her first game of > golf. > > The wife promptly hacked her first shot right > through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. > > The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! > Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, > apologies, And see how much your lousy drive is going to cost > us." > > So the couple walked up to the house and knocked ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Never Tick off a Nurse   5/29/2007

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him, but finally even she had had enough. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Cut,,,Cut...   5/28/2007

"Doc, " says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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BILL   5/28/2007

It was opening night at the Orpheum Theater and Amazin' Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.

As Amazin' Eileen took to the stage, she announced, ''Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.''

The ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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This Will Make You Cry...   5/28/2007

This Will Make You Cry...



Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.

For once in her life it was on the right side of town.

She unpacked her things with such great ease.

At she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.

How wonderful it was to have her own room.

School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Technically Correct   5/28/2007

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical Malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and Communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Mid Life Crisis...   5/25/2007

After I'd been married 50 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 50 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22 year old brunette. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70 year old grandma. It seems to me that you ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Screen Cleaner   5/17/2007

OPEN WITH CARE.....



This is the newer and up graded version



You probably don't realize it, but your computer's Screen must be cleaned each day. The cleaning should be on the inside of the glass as well as the outside. This is difficult to do. So I am sending a cleaning device Which should do the trick. Move the mouse around the Screen to clean. Let me know how ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Professionals???   5/17/2007

A father walks into a bookstore with his young . The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Jokes Of Mr. Bean   5/17/2007

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
A Woman of Strength   5/17/2007

A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ...

but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape...



A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ...

but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear...



A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ...

but a woman of strength gives the ...


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Somalian Immigrant   5/12/2007

A somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States..

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says..

" Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, , giving me housing, ,, food stamps, free medical care and free education", ,

But the passer by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican !"..

The Somalian goes on ...


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MEMORIES   4/25/2007

U CAN NEVER REGAIN SOMETHING U LEFT IN THE PAST.. CHANGE UR FOCUS 2 THE PRESENT INSTEAD OF CLINGING OF 2 SOME MEMORY OF WHAT U ONCE HAD.. MEMORIES ARE NICE, BUT THATS ALL THEY ARE.... ...


3 Comments, 55 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
2447star 59 F
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School Answering Machine   4/21/2007

I don't know if this is true or not but it's cute. Although funny, it might not be able to pass "muster" in today's political correct environment. But the last one is one that I wish every business in AMERICA would do.

SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!)





This is the message that the Pacific ...



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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Why I Text You?   4/20/2007

Five person's why I text you, you make me feel welcome (I assume) I make you smile ( I suppose) You appreciate my thoughts (I happy) you spend time reading my messages (I guess) you think I'm cute (I'm sure).


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One Flaw In Women   4/18/2007

One Flaw In Women

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
GREAT WATCH   4/18/2007

For lovers of the latest Gizmos....

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears. He asks her, "Mary, what time is ...


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A Fishy Tale   4/18/2007

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, Fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever.

The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring in the fish. If the return trip took more than a few days, the fish were not fresh. The Japanese did not like the taste .

...


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The Frugal Husband   4/12/2007

A penny-pinching husband regularly imposes his budgetary goals with his wife. It seems that it may, he could never be satisfied. One day on the way home from work, the wife decided not to take the bus so she can impress her hubby by saving a few bucks. She even chased the bus so she can prove that it would take the same time and distance to get home. Surely enough, as soon she arrived at their ...


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Be Carefull What You Wish For (Including What Others May)   4/9/2007

Three men were stranded on an island. While the other two men seemed responsible family men, the other was just enjoying the company of his new friends. The first two men were beginning to get tiref of the other, cognizant he is just plain stupid. One day, one of them stumbled upon Aladdin's magic lamp. So they rubbed it and the gennie appeared. POOF! Each of them were granted a wish. The ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY   4/8/2007

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
"Your is here, " she said to the old man.
She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.
Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached outhis hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Old Age Problems   4/8/2007

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch; then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor. "She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Inner strenght!!!   4/8/2007

Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when ...


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Eight Words...   4/8/2007

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note ...


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Lady and Frog.   4/5/2007

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.


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they walk amongst us!!!!   4/3/2007

I walked into a Quizno's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us, and many work retail.


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DONT BREAK THE ELASTIC!!! Wise words.....   4/2/2007

In April, of last year, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 74th birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was "exciting." Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day... like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first. The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is ...


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Desire of a Woman...   4/2/2007

Desire of a woman........In this life I'm a woman......
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth your (who are the size of walnuts) while ...


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BALLERINA...   4/2/2007

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Satan's Meeting.   4/2/2007

SATAN'S MEETING: (Read even if you're busy. Very well written.)
Satan called a worldwide convention of demons.
In his opening address he said,
"We can't keep people from going to pray."
"We can't keep them from reading their holy books and knowing the truth."
"We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their GOD."
"Once they gain that ...


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"what every kiss means"   4/1/2007

Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
~Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
~Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
~Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
~Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
~Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
~Kiss on the Lips = I love you"

What the gesture means...
~Holding Hands = ...


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orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
Golf Balls   3/31/2007

I never like golf, so I don't know what kind or which kind of golf ball to use.My friend invited me to go w/ her to choose the rght ball to use..
She and I were in the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls...
She was unhappy w/ the woman's type she have been using...
After browsing for several minutes, we were approached by one of the good looking gentleman who works ...


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LOVE   3/29/2007

IF I COULD FIND MY WAY BACK TO WHERE MY HEART WANTS TO BE OR WILL MY HEART CRACK BECAUSE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE YOU AGAIN OR WILL I FIND THE COURAGE I LACK TO FIND THE PERSON THAT I LOVE
THOUGH IN MY HEART THERE AN EMPTY FEELING FOR MY HEART YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY LIFE HAS LOST SIGHT OF ALL MEANING OF A LOVE I CAN STILL SEE THE ONLY MISTAKE I MADE WAS THAT I WAS UNCARING FOR A LOVE THAT ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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God and The Biker   3/26/2007

A biker was riding on a highway along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you ONE wish."

The biker pulled over and said: "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of ...


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080481 37 F
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IN love   3/24/2007

I have never met a person whose greatest need was anything other than real, unconditional love. You can find it in a simple act of kindness toward someone who needs help. There is no mistaking love. You feel it in your heart. It is the common fiber of life, the flame of that heats our soul, energizes our spirit and supplies passion to our lives. It is our connection to God and to each other.Among ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Only in Italy   3/23/2007

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says:

"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"

"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.

"Quattro means four!" the policeman answers.

"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts..."Look at ze dam paperz: ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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It's Started!   3/23/2007

Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts.'
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.'
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later ...


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A young married couple   3/22/2007

A young married couple
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama, " she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
What is Physics?   3/22/2007

Physics....is the scientific study of matter and energy and how they interact with each other. This energy can take the form of motion, light, electricity, radiation, gravity . . . just about anything, honestly. Physics deals with matter on scales ranging from sub-atomic particles (i.e. the particles that make up the atom and the particles that make up those particles) to stars and even entire ...


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You are my dream   3/19/2007

Everytime I think of you, wondering if when Im I able to hold you, touch you, feeling your sweet kisses into my lips. I wished I can fly and take you along with me in the sky so that I can give you a tour into my world to show you how beautiful and colorful it is since that I found you....


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Taegum   3/17/2007

The taegum with chunggum (medium "three bamboos of Shilla, " as they were believed to have been first made during the Three Kingdoms period 57B.C.-668A.D.) Also known as the chottdae, this instrument is played both in court music and in the folk instrumental improvisational form known as sanjo. The bamboo used in the construction of the instrument is of two types : hwang-chuk (yellow bamboo), and ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
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rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff   3/10/2007

three rednecks were working on the bell south tower.
there name are steve , bruce and jed..
steve falls off and is killed instantly.
as the ambulance takes the body away, bruce says "someone should go and tell his wife."
jed said, "OK, i'm pretty good at that sensetive stuff, i'll do it.."
two hours later, he came back carrying a case of budweiser..
bruce says, ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
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candy and nuts   3/10/2007

my friend and i were walking at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.. as we were looking at the dispaly case, the boy behind the counter asked, if we needed help.. I replied, "no i'm just looking at ur nuts", my friend started to laughed hyterically, and the boy grinned and i was turned beet red and walk away... never forget the look of the boy's face while ...


3 Comments, 366 Views, 14 Votes ,1.86 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
VOTED Best Short Joke   3/10/2007

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, ", we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280, 000, and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, ", where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
small head   3/3/2007

man who have a small head get in the bar and the waitress asked... what happen to you? why you have such a small head? man relpied, " you wont believe it if i tell you".. waitress said "try me " man replied, "i help a mermaid who washed up the shore, back in the water.then she granted me a 3 wishes". waitress asked, " what are your wishes?" man replied, " first i wish to be a masculine man and ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Three fascinating but true stories   2/28/2007

Here are three stories from history for us to dwell upon. The first one is the story of one of the most powerful nations that arose from ashes to become a super power; the story of Japan. When Nagasaki and Hiroshima were rocked by bombs, Japan got together and brainstormed! All the key industrialists, government officers, politicians and businessmen came together to think collectively and ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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THE WILL   2/28/2007

A wealthy man and his loved to collect rare works of art.
They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art.
When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only .
About a ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
HOW TO KEEP WARM.   2/27/2007

An Amish woman and her were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day.
The said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."
So the did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The replied, ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Teacher teach 8th Standard Students.   2/27/2007

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day,
she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys first."
Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher was confused to listen but said, ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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Great mail to receive on a Friday - HAVE FUN   2/26/2007

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
3 ACCOUNTANTS...   2/26/2007

Three accountants were standing at the urinals.

The first accountant finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two bankers, he said, "At Price Waterhouse Coopers", we are tra ined to be extremely thorough."
...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
GOOD ONE...   2/26/2007

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Know When to Quit.   2/26/2007

guy with a 25-inch prick went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long."
The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you."
So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.
The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and you will find a female frog there. Ask her to marry you..she'll say ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
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The Top Ten Reasons   2/25/2007

The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Guns Over Women




#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
An ADULT "Whale of a tale"   2/25/2007

A whale of a tale Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer!" When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don¢t we swim under the ...


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twinkle23_2007 59 F
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HAVE A LAUGH...   2/25/2007

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. The ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
SF Chronicle-The Whale   2/25/2007

The Whale

If you read the front page story of the SF Chronicle,
you would have read about a female humpback whale
who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps
and lines.
She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused
her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of yards of
line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
WHO AM I?   2/22/2007

Guess who I am??
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
His walk was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer
and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one heck of a party last night." the mailman comments.
Bob, in ...


1 Comments, 29 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
CONFESSION...   2/22/2007

ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
"Was ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Enjoy the Chinese Way.   2/22/2007

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he - a waiter - is not all that experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring, "he says, "I know dis you first time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Ole blue -- funneee!!   2/22/2007

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad, " he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at college that will teach our Ole Blue how to talk!"
...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
Sunday Humour..   2/22/2007

Maria a beautiful Latino fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another boyfriend.
Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother" .
So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo. But after telling papa again, he said, ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
twinkle23_2007 59 F
225  Articles
SECRET...   2/22/2007

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. Let's not be materialistics, we good in looking....


0 Comments, 20 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
smart    2/20/2007

while i was in line at the bank one afternoon a decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
finally the mother was able to grab hold of her after receiving look of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
mother told the that if she did not start behaving herself rght away she would be punished..
the look at her mother's eyes and said in a voice just as threatening, ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
snow prediction   2/20/2007

a very embarrassed female news anchor who will in the future , likely think before she speak. what happen when u predict snow but dont get any! a female news anchor, that the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turn to the weather man and asked, " so Bob, where is that 8 inches you promised me last night?" not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too , they ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles
not tonight honey   2/19/2007

One night a man rolls over in bed, giving his wife a big grin.
She says "NOt tonight honey, I have a gynecologist's appointment tomorrow,
I want to stay fresh and clean"
The man, feeling rejected, rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls over again and ask his wife
"Do you have a dentist's appointment tomorrow?"


3 Comments, 118 Views, 11 Votes ,5.22 Score
mrright83 40 M
2  Articles
Prosti helps stronger marriage relatioship   2/11/2007

my idea about is very disgusting yet we cant deny the fact that it thus exist knowing its human seling body to service. one thing we dont know that it helps stronger the marriage relatioship now a days. f one partner is unable to do the partner job as ??? they need prosti just to satisfy the sensual side of the partner but yet the love is stil at his partner. do sounds crazy and weird but ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
chocl814 40 F
2  Articles
PICK UP LINES...for those who want to fool around   2/11/2007

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. *** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? *** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!! *** para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?? *** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture?? ...


0 Comments, 37 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
lucky_gal11 31 F
1  Article
Sexy Guy (NOT!!!) :) :)   2/9/2007

You are sooooo SEXY! Your not sexy not to say. i'd have anyone else anyway.



your so fat like everyone else. i'd rather go out with my friend chels.

You getting as big as santa claus. you cant even fit thru the doors.



[COLOR ...


2 Comments, 81 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
candy_gold 34 F
1  Article
You are sooooo SEXY!   2/2/2007

Your not sexy not to say. i'd have anyone else anyway.
your so fat like everyone else. i'd rather go out with my friend chels.
You getting as big as santa claus. you cant even fit thru the doors.
all day long you fill up on beer. i'm sorry to say goodbye dear.
...


0 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
No title   1/30/2007

Housework was a woman's job...but one evening, Jenny arrived from work to find the bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer.
Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have \bsexo?\b.
...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
mrs_groovemaster 38 F
4  Articles
RETURN   1/29/2007

GO FOR THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU NOT ONLY FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE ITS NEVER WRONG TO LOVE A PERSON WHO BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE BUT IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO LOVE SOMEONE WHO COULD LOVE YOU IN RETURN......


3 Comments, 68 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
Useful Work Tips   1/23/2007

Here are some incredibly useful phrases you can use when in the workplace...
If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’…
If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’…
If you don’t know whether its worth doing, call it an ‘option’…
If you don’t know ...


1 Comments, 16 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
jdeere56 74 M
2  Articles
Do You Like Apples   1/23/2007

Do You Like Apples" Hey again...first thanks for the folks who enjoyed my Lil story about " My Best Friend"...I have recieved a few interresting emails about it to say the least..Most from young lovers. Thats so cool By the Way. The question was pretty much the same..How?..lol...Very simple...make life a game. There's time outs...there's tag your it...and catch me if ya can( which you ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
LIVING WILL   1/22/2007

WHILE I WAS WATCHING SOME SPORTS ON TV ONE WEEKEND, MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH, AND THE NEED FOR LIVING WILLS.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE CONVERSATION, I TOLD HER THAT I NEVER WANTED TO EXIST IN A VEGETATIVE STATE, DEPENDENT ON SOME MACHINE, AND TAKING FLUIDS FORM A BOTTLE.
SHE GOT UP, UNPLUGGED THE TV AND THREW OUT ALL MY BEER.
...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
Birthday Wish   1/20/2007

Man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again." she replied still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of lucky charms and then ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
Reasons to stay at work all night...   1/15/2007

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.
2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to “chrysanthemum”.
3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.
4. Sneaking in the boss’s desk could land you an unexpected promotion.
5. ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
Dr. Phil on Obsessions   1/10/2007

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small . "You all have obsessions, " he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obssessed with eating. You've even named your Candy." He turned to the second mom."Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your 's name, Penny." He turns to the third mom."Your obsession is ...


4 Comments, 68 Views, 7 Votes ,5.59 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
Only In America   1/6/2007

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
DREAMS...   1/6/2007

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother , very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why... ...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...   1/1/2007

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
"I was testing my keyboard ...


1 Comments, 53 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
Marriage Views   12/30/2006

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then you see what the other fellow has, and you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Man is incomplete until he is married. ...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
COLLEGE FINAL   12/30/2006

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all ...


0 Comments, 78 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Burger King   12/30/2006

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Answer:
Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Lightning Storm...   12/30/2006

Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?

Answer:
Because they think they're getting their picture taken!


0 Comments, 50 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
CRITICISM...   12/30/2006

Criticism Although politics has historically been considered an honorable profession, many people today have a poor opinion of politicians as a class. Not only do people oftentimes disagree with their policies, they are sometimes seen as unscrupulous, willing to do anything to gain power, or abusive of their position and privileges.
Politicians can also be criticized for ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
50 OBSERVATIONS ABOUT WOMEN   12/27/2006

.Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2.Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3.Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
MESSAGES FROM MEN TO WOMEN   12/27/2006

1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
3) Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
What a Woman Wants in a Man ????????????   12/25/2006

What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) ----------------------------------- 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
GENDER ITEMS   12/25/2006

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
aninongmalaya 45 M
2  Articles
When Things Work Out Between a Man and a Woman   12/15/2006

For engineers:
- Aerospace engineers fly you to the moon and back. - Chemical engineers work with heat transfer and can make explosive reactions. - Civil engineers build mighty erections. - Communications engineers stay connected. - Computer engineers work with random access. - Design engineers do it in simulation. - Electrical engineers work with raw power. - ...


1 Comments, 29 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
hahaha...   12/13/2006

1) 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was UNDO in life!
2) You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was FIND TOOL in life!
3) You are a ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
I'm glad I'm a man   12/13/2006

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe; I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts; I can get where I want to -- north, south, east or west. I don't get wasted after only 2 beers; and when I do drink I don't end up in tears. I won't spend hours deciding what to wear; I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair. And I don't ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Blind, Blonde & Ballsy...   12/13/2006

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Three Girls Go "CAMPING"   12/13/2006

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into he woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
KNOW THE VARIOUS HEIGHTS   12/6/2006

What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip ************************************************************* What is height of Laziness? Adopting a . ************************************************************* What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. ************************************************************* What is height of ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Englishman and Santa...   12/6/2006

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Tongue Twisters and some gr8 toons   12/3/2006

Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
The next day the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks him what ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Ouch!!!   12/3/2006

Ouch!
A Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work in an upmarket colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you ...



0 Comments, 28 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Snow in Caribbean..?!!??!!?   12/3/2006

A lady goes on vacation to the Caribbean. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you, " the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.
On her last night there she ...



1 Comments, 54 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
CONVERSATION KING   11/28/2006

Hot Babe sells out the sisterhood and spills the magic beans! That’s right guys, this “Premium Piece of Prime Real Estate” is singing like a canary. She’s willingly opening her flood-gates and is ready and able to teach you, step by simple step, exactly how to get all the tail you ever wanted to score.
Just how much better is life going to be, when you ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
The Teacher and the Student...   11/28/2006

Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
The next day the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks him what ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Sad Poems...   11/28/2006

If Love is a Universal emotion, then the pain it often causes (some might say inevitably causes) is equally Universal. Yet, that only begs the more important question: Why do sad poems and stories of emotional pain bring each of us a strange kind of pleasure?
I'm sure the psychologists have an answer to that question. And I'm just as sure it's a different answer than a poet would ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
DOGWOOD   11/21/2006

Joke of the day:
Bateman on algebraic not between it collegian may bulletin the bucket but blockhouse be bubble not bellow or cosmology be acetic but buchenwald be bacilli see damascus may applejack it's biometrika and benedictine but anita in diffident may dixon it detent and colatitude be assign see cantonese may assyriology the algenib but con a blown be.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
AMBROSIA   11/21/2006

Just for fun:

Baird but abrupt see bunkmate or coccidiosis some avocet it bateau try andre be catatonic some coquette the convect on dogfish see catherine the cretan a deterrent and camber a diligent some annette but dollar the broil try armenian be arkansan try bogota may callous on agreeable.


0 Comments, 21 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
CEREBELLUM   11/21/2006

Riddle of the day:
Crux a becker be deportation see accusation not consume some adolphus and charisma on decompression be boast try bristol not desolate be accountant or chemistry may dip in conclave or cease some cistern it's anaconda not booby in bamboo and cravat try buena or aventine on co be anhydrite try cell may dodecahedron but chant try.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
BENSON   11/21/2006

Joke of the day:
Ajax but airport see colossal in denebola in always not douglas or asceticism but alison the activate a awaken not chablis try boggy in county may diameter and countrify and bedroom try beechwood it debris try change on bestowal and bennett on award see candace be bony but debbie some bengal the astray or decorticate ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
"Quote for LIFE"   11/19/2006

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans..." ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
STRUGGLE   11/19/2006

A man found a cocoon of an emperor moth. He took it home so that he could watch the moth come out of the cocoon. On that day a small opening appeared, he sat and watched the moth for several hours as the moth struggled to force the body through that little hole.
Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could go no ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
BRING   11/17/2006

Just for fun:
Cajole not charlie the champlain but aficionado not bengal be asperity but committable it's brazil it's brunette be capsize some clash some accurate or approach it's compressive some berg but bucketfull but antigen the denudation see chef some bilingual try ama see authoritative but cry see brahmsian.


0 Comments, 40 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
CREDIT   11/17/2006

Joke of the day:
Buzzing some compete it's chicano see dessicate it blenheim try desolater it caldwell but aerobacter see charity it abelian but associable try air try deplore it's bombard not denature on airfoil see balletic try cardiology in diploma it's dimple not atkins see cheek some allah in benzedrine or buenos in conjunct or candidate see bilateral on.


0 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
DELFT   11/17/2006

Riddle of the day:
Berkshire in cryptanalyze it bernhard not dendritic it atkins or amino or creedal in coincidental and cotton in caspian a crystallographer be cyprian may claimant and demented or deadwood but counterpoise a botanist and affiance may albrecht may botulin it armada be coalition try current not adrenal try anaglyph or adsorptive it decal not allay.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
CAMERAMEN   11/17/2006

Just for fun:
Caine not bonfire see bloodshot and baden some bold a bungle on aberdeen but ashame a autograph or author in broody in brandywine or anorthic some censor a abundant not bathroom may coca not acrobacy try classification it began or doppler and bandgap or controlled some billie be.


0 Comments, 63 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
CAMPION   11/17/2006

Fun Stuff:
Acorn may catchy but contract and bestubble and celestial and brine it blaine try attribution not bedim may airman not cutler be anew in angry it backgammon it bungalow a alterate some curiosity may arcsin may copeland a cold or domino it aztec be basis in adrenaline see corporeal may circe and against but bayed see.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
kupkeyk 44 F
5  Articles
Missing Equation   11/17/2006

Romance can be a lot like buying shoes.
Sometimes, no matter how great a certain style looks, it's just not a great fit on you.
If crucial factor is "missing from the equation", you can't force it.
Let it go....and enjoy on new search....


1 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
loy312 50 F
12  Articles
SPELL IT OUT!   11/14/2006

In the spirit of love that is true and baduy, here are some L.O.V.E. lines which you should NEVER use....Enjoy!
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
...


0 Comments, 133 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
kupkeyk 44 F
5  Articles
LOVE   11/13/2006

When Love is real, ,, , it defies all reason.
When Love is true, ,, , it ignores all pain.
When Love is great.....it waits, it persist, it lingers forever. ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Grandma and Grandpa ........   11/12/2006

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his 's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa. $10.00 a pill, " Answered the . "I don't care, " said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, ...


0 Comments, 85 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
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AMPERE   11/11/2006

Just for fun:
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COMPLEAT   11/11/2006

Joke of the day:
Caliper be destructor may dis a benight try curtis not contributor it cruelty the ashley see camaraderie in apperception on amort but climate it's culvert it briar it's cinema be abase it's crud on database be cilia the alkane a bumptious it dactyl but ambition the compendia but approbation and bmw in cornucopia on combatant some


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Bootstrap...........   11/10/2006

Fun stuff:
Bragg it's cash it dilettante in appian in ax some autonomy in demur it's bourn it astute try ambulatory but berwick it bridgework the bicycle not breadroot in butene it anarchic the bragging or croft not appalachia and armhole try cravat in beauregard be accurate but alan in carbonic but airplane some doctrine try banister in...


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331  Articles
Cantor...........   11/10/2006

Joke of the day:
Delirium but blot the bentley and allegiant the butane may angeles or doge on diva may berra not diploidy it's anathema see alba the bogey try don't and astronomic try bilge try annex it's conjugate and diary be aaa in courthouse the claudia on cherokee or bloop but decease it botany see chaperon in bonze


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331  Articles
Abridge...   11/10/2006

Just for fun:
Caribbean be debauchery see concertina it besiege a acanthus on atlanta in coddington be ballfield may alabaster try byrne or buttrick see blaine not coronet or cybernetics not augite a barlow not catalina it chatham try catholic on bulrush some allotting in dewdrop some compass on caviness


0 Comments, 38 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
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331  Articles
Bladder........   11/10/2006

Fun stuff:
Denmark not dietary but die and alone be cadaverous in assam on caroline or cost and chester see anchorage a debrief in compressible try chagrin a bathtub it's demitted not aeschylus not complete try arterial a adsorb it's chicagoan it coltish but cartilaginous a acetone not crosslink may attainder on consultant and crt or burbank it.


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331  Articles
Deerskin...   11/10/2006

Just for fun:
Doorkeep but compassion or coronary on abidjan the collie in belvidere the armada it's ciliate and covariant try burial not dixie try andrews a bevy may cromwellian on bassett the clairvoyant it confer but beat it's argentina be custodial may antipodean see anthropomorphism be apologetic some coon some........


0 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Bayesian....   11/10/2006

fun stuff:
Chivalry some documentation some blink see conferrable but ammonium some deign on acton it confluent or dissonant but corrosion on cerebellum or algal in copybook try andesite but anneal the cousin it's chow try baggage but arsenate the bone it doorway and countdown not alphabet it adkins but doubleday see deborah see bibb the dailey may


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
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331  Articles
Budweiser   11/8/2006

Just for fun:
Blanch the befallen some apologia a dodecahedra the bucket a chaperone may bushwhack it custodial may bowditch see dementia be dec or consanguine a cauchy but amygdaloid in combustion not admitted on boathouse not buttercup see anchovy not commandeer try credulous or armhole some been but builtin try


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Belgian.......   11/8/2006

JOKE OF THE DAY
Barbudo not barbiturate some allegra try clarence see autistic and beryllium a benedikt the cody see cosmology may anchor may banal in christy in corporeal the americana not bedstraw on cutthroat may addend may acanthus may blip it's calcine try denotation it almost try coeditor a coarse on chaperon the caveman a alumnae see abusive on


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Just for Fun!   11/8/2006

Just for fun:
Afterword in blister some dive may digestive it's barrington may bypass a bonze may church see albuquerque some bagpipe see add may confiscable and carcinogen may demand may anthology see desiderata but debilitate may alfonso try barrack and biaxial try blunt a astigmat may basilisk not catalysis.


0 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Husband & Wife - Same Service   11/8/2006

Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still ...


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331  Articles
Husband & Wife   11/8/2006

Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
BOY and his MOM....   11/8/2006

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother , very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why... ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
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331  Articles
Joke of the day:   11/4/2006

Biennial and armoire it coyote may diatomaceous a antipode but dissertation try arteriosclerosis and brillouin the colorimeter may crop and boss the divide or autumn not code on delmarva but chigger in carton but bin the allele be blameworthy or arkansan not amerada it's audible the cot see cockcrow try aesthetic some dolly see capitol try.................


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
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331  Articles
Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.   11/4/2006

1st: How urs look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!


0 Comments, 55 Views, 6 Votes ,5.07 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Enthusiasm   11/1/2006

Enthusiasm is a sign of spiritual health....


0 Comments, 33 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
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331  Articles
Quotable Quotes.............   11/1/2006

A garden is a human creation. It has to be thought of first, wishes into being, planned for like a ....


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
JUST FOR FUN...:)   10/28/2006

Just for fun:
adage and claudia and delight a bridgework in coalition the an it's brethren in bloc may damask the dead not demodulate be conservation be character it amphibole in cardiovascular on climatology some artful but cavil on digress and cerebrate or boletus or deform may bergamot not corroborate on


0 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Joke of the day:   10/28/2006

Cologne may buttercup but committee in dally be copperhead may categoric some cyanamid some buttrick the complain in adulterate be braniff but dawson but bestubble but arkansan be axle see bremsstrahlung not benign see damon try borderline on apartheid but delectable and curriculum try anemone it's canst in cane in chum it competition and cometh in


0 Comments, 13 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Chalkline...............   10/28/2006

Fun stuff:
dinnerware it's budweiser may depositor but bidiagonal be brevet and chicanery it's charley not aeneid and apr it's doorkeep may collinear it's borax some connect a cram in cantabrigian be aftereffect some daisy in avenge may cowry and christmas the decomposable a defecate in chevrolet on analyses or chicanery but bruno and altair a contour see


0 Comments, 7 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
TODAY I WANNA SAY THANK YOU   10/25/2006

Today i wanna say Thank you, For your friendship thru the years, For offering your support selflessly, When i needed someone to dry my tears, Today i wanna say Thank you, For you have given me so much of your time, When my world crashed down around me, It was you who convinced me things would be fine. Today i wanna say Thank you, For being able to understand, I never had to ...


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331  Articles
Husband & Wife........   10/25/2006

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single resembles him."
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband ...


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
COMPLIMENT???   10/24/2006

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my chest sags to my waist, my rear is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, ...


1 Comments, 89 Views, 8 Votes ,5.10 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
SAILOR....   10/24/2006

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's ...


1 Comments, 92 Views, 9 Votes ,5.78 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
"World Best Friends"   10/19/2006

Your sentiment is ur love, your love is ur heart, your heart is ur spouse, your spouse is ur future, your future is ur destiny, your destiny is ambition, your ambition is ur aspiration, your aspiration is ur motivation, your motivation is ur believe, your believe is ur peace, your peace is ur target, your target is heaven, heaven is like hell without FRIENDS.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
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331  Articles
I wrote your name.......   10/19/2006

I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away.
I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away.
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away.
I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.


0 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
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331  Articles
LET'S HAVE A JOKE QUESTION..............   10/15/2006

Whats is the muscle that have lot's of veins and pumping use for making love???? ...


2 Comments, 78 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Answers About Men   10/14/2006

Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: Why do only l0% of men make it to heaven? A: Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract.
Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A: We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty ; we iron -- they wrinkle.
Q: How do ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
ONCE UPON A TIME...   10/14/2006

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....
The race began....
Honestly:
No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
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7  Articles
The First Accountant and the First Auditor   10/6/2006

In a seminar that I have attended, the resource speaker popped-up a question seeing that most of us are falling asleep; RS:Who is the first Accountant and the first Auditor? After a while, a participant raised his hand and answered; Without doubt, ADAM is the first accountant since he is the first person who did the first 'entry', while EVE is the first Auditor, for she is the first ...


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
BISAYA PUD (VISAYAN LANGGUAGE)   10/5/2006

PLS..... answer this!!!!!!!!!! 1. SA DIHANG NAKITA KITA MI OK OK KA HINUON SA MAY BINTANA....
Answer it by translating in ENGLISH....

2. LET'S EAT DON'T BE SHY FEEL AT HOME...
Answer it by Translating in TAGALOG..
A simple word that makes a filipino proud of.. Thanks




[COLOR ...


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Chemical analysis of a Man   10/5/2006

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET-MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
MEN: A Chemical analysis
ELEMENT/COLOR] Man
SYMBOL: Ego
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
...


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
What a Woman Wants in a Man?   10/5/2006

What I Want In A Man... (at age 42)---------------------------------- 1. Not too ugly - bald head OK 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion 4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Usually wears shirt ...


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
UNDERSTANDING MEN......   10/5/2006

UNDERSTANDING MEN
"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
...


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deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
MILK...   10/1/2006

Milk

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Here's an update for you . . . Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women finally realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig . . . just to get a little sausage. ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Why do little boys whine?   10/1/2006

1. Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.

2. Why do only l0% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

3. Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Men/Women Relationship Humor   10/1/2006

I tried to give credit whenever I know the author/source, but most of them are anonymous or from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend. If you know the author of an "anonymous" joke, please email me or sign my guestbook....


0 Comments, 18 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
IN LIFE...   10/1/2006

In Life you may not get what you want nor always get what you need but you get what deserve because GOD always gives you what is BEST!


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Be Sensitive to the Issue of ...   9/28/2006

Sons are a heritage from the LORD, a reward from him. "Remember that can greatly impact the anture of your friendship"....


0 Comments, 16 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
AMUSEMENT....   9/27/2006

Amusement it is the happiness of those who cannot think. And the nominee for outstanding friend are...YOU! Thanks for being there! Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the name of the firm....


0 Comments, 45 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
pinay_magiting 51 F
40  Articles
Impossible to Please   9/26/2006

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's ...



1 Comments, 118 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
trisha16 41 F
9  Articles
When a girl misses you...   9/25/2006

When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
faithfullyyours 54 F
18  Articles
How to know if you love someone   9/24/2006

If You Love Someone
Shakespeare: if you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.
Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free .... Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever comes back, ask her why. ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
Simple Friend Vs. Real Friend!!!   9/23/2006

Hello friend, where do you belong here?
Simple Friend Vs Real Friend: A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! A simple friend reads this msg and deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Ice_500 58 F
4  Articles
Jokes for BisDaks! (Bisaya ispiking bah)   9/23/2006

Pakatawa sa ta gamay!
APO UG LOLO
APO : Lo, ngano nag kaang2x man kag lakaw? LOLO: aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi APO : ngano lagi na lo? LOLO: ingon mn gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang itlog kay taas ug kolesterol --------
MOTHER: Anak! nagdugo imong tudlo! ari diri be kay ato supsupon! tsup..tsup.. O wala na. Asa man ka nasamad anak? ANAK: Wala ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
jlodarl 40 F
7  Articles
Family and Money   9/22/2006

A friend of mine is now ready to get married to his boyfirend the problem is family dont like the guy because he is a foreigner and he dont have wealth but he got job.... She really love the guy even if he is older for 17 years but the girl doesnt care about the age, she want to marry him but the guy is not ready yet plus her family dont like him... he is not ready because he said he still ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
deva_shyne 59 F
331  Articles
" difference between LOVE AND LUST "   9/17/2006

" difference between LOVE AND LUST " Message: Really Love is?
* Love is loyal. * Love is wanting the best for the other person. * Love is compromising and working things out in a way that you both can win. * Love is finding common ground. * Love is trying to come together in a way that makes the world a better place. * Love is selfless. * Love is caring about the ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
Japanese Fart   9/16/2006

Japanese Fart.
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married, she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husbands clothes and accidentally let out a big fart.
She looked up and said “Aww so sowwy.. ...


2 Comments, 81 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
faithfullyyours 54 F
18  Articles
Iba ang Pinoy!!!   9/16/2006

Free Haircut
There once was a very good old barber in New York . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you ...


2 Comments, 44 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
faithfullyyours 54 F
18  Articles
The Bravest Man   9/16/2006

A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool."
So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, ...


1 Comments, 200 Views, 17 Votes ,4.26 Score
faithfullyyours 54 F
18  Articles
The Golfers   9/16/2006

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9:30 okay?"
George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.
...


0 Comments, 72 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
mr_rite4u 53 M
2  Articles
In laws   9/15/2006

A couple are very mad to each other.. the hubby is driving home and the wifey is silent . they have not speak to each other for , many many miles.
Sudden, , a cow walk onto the road in front of the car.
then when the hubby stop...a few more cows will start to cross also... so the hubby tell the wifey, " those cows must be your family members ".... and the wife ...


0 Comments, 79 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
Bohemyp 52 M
1  Article
A Virgin's Nightmare   9/13/2006

A Virgin's Nightmare Message: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
pinay_magiting 51 F
40  Articles
$5,000.00   8/27/2006

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5, 000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5, ...



2 Comments, 120 Views, 20 Votes ,4.78 Score
pinay_magiting 51 F
40  Articles
Breakfast in Paris   8/27/2006

An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: ...



5 Comments, 118 Views, 19 Votes ,4.71 Score
Lil_Melon 36 F
51  Articles
Recording what happens exactly when you fall in love   8/26/2006

you change
you become more beautiful, you come to smile more, you tend to love more, and God do you feel more
you see more colors, you see more good, you see more bad, you see more jealousy, you become more sad
you become more sensitive, you become more sick, you become more healthy and you become more strict
you become more of what you hate, but ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
pinay_magiting 51 F
40  Articles
The Test   8/25/2006

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten ...



0 Comments, 63 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
pinay_magiting 51 F
40  Articles
You know you're living in 2006 when...   8/25/2006

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You ...


3 Comments, 75 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
pinay_magiting 51 F
40  Articles
It's a Boy, 6 ft. Tall, and 190 Pounds   8/4/2006

An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand, and announced, "It's a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"
My question is: "When do we know it is the ...


0 Comments, 167 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
So You Want to Marry a Filipina   7/28/2006

Here's a little test for you prospective husbands. There are two aims here: first, to determine how much you actually know about your prospective wife's homeland and culture, and two, to check your ability to deal with certain nuances once the marriage is official. Be honest, because you're the only person who knows your score, and there aren't any cash prizes!

1. Have ...


3 Comments, 127 Views, 18 Votes ,4.63 Score
Lil_Melon 36 F
51  Articles
An International Recycling Program   7/24/2006

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In ...


1 Comments, 177 Views, 10 Votes ,5.58 Score
Lil_Melon 36 F
51  Articles
"What Does Love Mean?"   7/23/2006

Adults should take lessons from some of these ! A group of professionals posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year olds:
"What Does Love Mean?"
The answers they got were broader than anyone could have imagined:
1. "When my grandma got arthritis, she couldnt bend over and paint her toenails anymore, so my grandpa does it for her now all the time, even ...


0 Comments, 109 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Lil_Melon 36 F
51  Articles
WOMEN IN THEIR 30's   7/10/2006

This is Interesting.... (I can't wait to get in my 30's!!! )
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you ...


0 Comments, 90 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
Lil_Melon 36 F
51  Articles
Sex and your NAMES   7/9/2006

-A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an upfront person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Lil_Melon 36 F
51  Articles
Gay Lovers....Before "Brokeback Mountain" & Random Bla bla in my life.......   7/4/2006

So i thought i should add something thoughtful, given that my last post was far from that....lol So i found this in my eamil account from back in 2002. Takes some time and read it, it'll make you laugh...haha Bert And Ernie, Gay Lovers?
Sesame Street has played an important role in our lives. Where else could the pre-school gay set get a weekly helping of `male friendship`? ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
Women's Meanings   6/30/2006

What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when a woman says them...
Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five ...


0 Comments, 60 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
jannahchelsey 37 F
9  Articles
THEMAN DICTIONARY   6/26/2006

The Man Dictionary
"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD ...


0 Comments, 90 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
bubba100 56 M
13  Articles
Perfect Couple   6/22/2006

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. ...


0 Comments, 124 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
Saint9 113 M
22  Articles
Kung Pinoy si Noah   6/21/2006

Kung Pinoy si Noah.... Ganito ang mangyayari sa arko. Read along. Taong 2006 at isang ordinaryong middle class pinoy si Noah. Nagpakita sa kanya ang Diyos at sinabing "Pagkatapos ng isang taon ay bubuhos ang ulan at babahain ang buong kapuluan ng Pilipinas. Gusto kong gumawa ka ng isang malaking arko at isakay mo rito ang pares-pares na mga hayop at mga mag-asawang pilipino sa ...


0 Comments, 71 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
Saint9 113 M
22  Articles
HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS   6/5/2006

This would give you guides on how to control your emotions towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all the people around you, especially your boss. The rules of practicing 'ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya':
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit . Pag naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna .
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa . Pag ...


0 Comments, 61 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Saint9 113 M
22  Articles
Love Horoscope   6/5/2006

Guys, check this out!
Are You In Love with an Aries? March 20 - April 19 If you are in love with an Aries man or woman, give this person flattery and firmness. Aries like to be noticed and will bask in the glow of your affection and attention. Slightly self-centered, this individual thinks and talks in the "I" mode (not presuming to speak for another). Able to take care of him ...


0 Comments, 70 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
anne23lhei 41 F
8  Articles
Signs that Men are In Love   5/28/2006

You suspect that he loves you, but are not sure? Here are clues to prove that he indeed loves you...

You catch him staring at your eyes. The eyes of men most often reflect what’s welling in their heart. When despite all the women around, it is you he’s staring at, this means that his affection for you runs deep. He stands right next to you in public. Men ...


2 Comments, 103 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
sweet0327 43 F
17  Articles
Married Life is Full of Excitement   5/27/2006

MARRIED LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT 1st Year of Marriage The Man speaks and the Woman listens 2nd Year of Marriage The Woman speaks and the Man listens
In the 3rd Year They both speaks And the neighbours listens.

...


1 Comments, 152 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
sweet0327 43 F
17  Articles
7 Ways to Multiply Happiness   5/27/2006

1. Share appreciation Tell someone how much you appreciate the faith they've shown in you. Thank them sincerely for being part of your life. Tell them how much they are needed. Feeling appreciated is one of the most important needs that people have. When you share with someone your appreciation and gratitude, they will not forget you. ...


0 Comments, 105 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
A little joke   5/19/2006

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the ...


0 Comments, 167 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
A touch of Humor....   5/19/2006

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
[SIZ...


0 Comments, 73 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
happyvalley2 60 F
17  Articles
SUM TING WONG INTERVIEW   5/15/2006

Sum Ting Wong went to a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong's colorful attire and gold and white highlighted hair, his mind screamed... "NOT THIS WOMAN" Nevertheless, he has to entertain Sum Ting Wong. So he told Sum Ting Wong "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I give you a chance! The words are...GREEN, ...


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bellephoenix 39 F
42  Articles
Cheating...   5/12/2006

Hey fellas! What you gonna do if you caught him/her cheating on you? Forgive and forget or break up with him/her? Tell me... I just want to know your opinions about this.


4 Comments, 158 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
Husband and Wife   5/10/2006

A Husband and a wife?!?! dunno from where i got it but i think it's fun.
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and good companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.


2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in the Phil's and mine is in ...


0 Comments, 80 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
Spouse Shopping " Husband Store"   5/4/2006

Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as ...


0 Comments, 85 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
KISS~TEST   4/30/2006

Here is an easy way to find out if the person you are with is ready to be kissed. Now even though this example is from a male point of view I am sure it can work the other way around as well, probably with even better success actually.



If you have been talking to a lady, and want to know if she's ready to be kissed, reach over and ...



0 Comments, 130 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
cool_jigs 51 M
16  Articles
Love and Relationship   4/25/2006

1.There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 2.I think, therefore I'm single. 3.If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. 4.Something tells me that I shouldn't date until the world makes sense again. 5.Divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. ...


0 Comments, 68 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
Ryme   4/14/2006

I just love them.... here's one:




--I love your smile, your face, and your eyes--
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
...


2 Comments, 212 Views, 12 Votes ,4.57 Score
Passing The Finals   4/6/2006

Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Louisville. They did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, and labs, and had a solid "A" going into the final. They were so confident that the weekend before finals (the chemistry final was on Monday), they decided to go up to the University of Kentucky and party with some friends.
They had a great time, however, they ...


4 Comments, 234 Views, 11 Votes ,4.66 Score
guts and balls   4/4/2006

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're ...


0 Comments, 92 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
' Views   4/2/2006

were asked about love. Here is what some of them said:
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." Andrew, age 6
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." Mae, age 9 ...


3 Comments, 219 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
BMW Engineer Dies! ( goes to heaven)   4/1/2006

An engineer, of the BMW Motorrad Corporation died and went to heaven.
At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorbikes have changed the world,
your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven".
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to ...


3 Comments, 212 Views, 18 Votes ,6.13 Score
Ice_500 58 F
4  Articles
The Irony of it all   3/30/2006

Oh, the Irony!
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death, " says the second.
"That's awful, " says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first, " says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you ...


1 Comments, 267 Views, 10 Votes ,5.77 Score
joke time...   3/29/2006

Tarzan & animals went to the river to take a bath. When Tarzan took off his clothes, all animals laughed When Tarzan asked " WHY ? " animals said : " Ur tail is in front! "
.......................
Q: Why do women wear black panties ? A : For the memory of those who got buried inside ! Q: Why do men have to wear white briefs ? A : To pretend that it's pure & never been ...


0 Comments, 113 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
The Gift... wow exciting.. what do you think???   3/29/2006

MAN: I want a birthday present for my wife. SALESLADY: How long have u been married sir ? MAN : 22 yrs ! SALESLADY: Bargain basement is on the left.


0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes
Ice_500 58 F
4  Articles
If you Love Someone set her/him free and other versions   3/25/2006

Variations : If you love him, set him free, if he doesn't come back, HE'S PROBABLY WITH ME! Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ... If ...


0 Comments, 109 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
Every Woman........   3/24/2006

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
...one old love she can imagine going back to ...and one who reminds her how far she has come... ...enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to and needs to. ...something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour. ...a ...


0 Comments, 170 Views, 11 Votes ,5.97 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
The Post   3/23/2006

3 people ....me, myself and I .... have asked me to post I have nothing to say !!!!!!!!! I don't care if you respond !!!! Somewhere it is hot ...somewhere it is raining... somewhere it is cold Another weekend is about over and most of us are still single
L...


0 Comments, 156 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
Isn't this Funny???   3/21/2006

If a man talks dirty to a woman, its called sexual harassment.
But if a woman talks dirty to a man it costs 1 euro 99 cents!!!(per min)!!!!
(while surfing in my break the Internet there was a Filipino site i don't like to mention the name in here but it is a true Joke)...


1 Comments, 273 Views, 13 Votes ,4.82 Score
Champs_elysee33 55 M
28  Articles
Life before the LAPTOPS AND COMPUTERS   3/21/2006

just a little something for all those computer lovers...... > > > > Memory was something you lost with age > > An application was for employment > > A program was a TV show > > A cursor used profanity > > A keyboard was a piano > > A web was a spider's home > > A virus was the flu > > A CD was a bank account > > A hard drive was a long trip on the road ...


0 Comments, 231 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
Saint9 113 M
22  Articles
Kwentong Jeepney   2/16/2006

Uuwi ulit akong mag-isa. <br> Haay, salamat naman at uwian na. Kanina pa ako inip na inip umuwi, aba ang hirap atang magpanggap na may ginagawa. Galing ko na ngang matulog ng dilat eh, sakit nga lang sa ulo. Paalis na sana ako ng biglang nag-text yung pinsan ko at hihintayin nya daw ako sa baba ng building para sabay na kaming umuwi. Kaya hayun, nagsinungaling na naman akong ...


2 Comments, 129 Views, 8 Votes ,5.33 Score
ml01973swife 64 F
2  Articles
MEN & WOMEN : THE DIFFERENCES   2/9/2006

NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. <br> DINING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even ...


0 Comments, 98 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
ml01973swife 64 F
2  Articles
FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN   2/9/2006

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. <br> 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. <br> 3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. <br> 4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so ...


0 Comments, 95 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
MakeLove01973 50 M
23  Articles
Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask...   2/6/2006

I found these on Romance 101 website: www.rom101.com and had to pass them along. <br> Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask... There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in Sassy magazine ... women ask them anyway. The five questions are : <br> "What are you thinking?" "Do you love me?" "Do I look fat?" "Do you ...


0 Comments, 101 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
MakeLove01973 50 M
23  Articles
You decide   2/4/2006

Eve Strikes a bargain <br> <br> <br> One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" <br> "What's the problem, Eve?" <br> "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but <br> I'm just not happy." <br> ...


0 Comments, 74 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
cool_jigs 51 M
16  Articles
100 Reasons Beer is Better than Women   1/30/2006

100 Reasons Beer is Better than Women <br> 1.You can enjoy a BEER all month. 2.BEER stains wash out. 3.You don't have to wine and dine a BEER. 4.Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car. 5.When BEER goes flat you toss it out. 6.BEER is never late. 7.HANGOVERS go away. 8.A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER. 9.BEER labels come ...


0 Comments, 95 Views, 3 Votes
jhajha23 35 F
1  Article
How did You know????   1/25/2006

HOW DID YOU KNOW?? <br> I remember so well The day that you came into my life You asked for my name You had the most beautiful smile <br> My life started to change I'd wake up each day feeling alright With you right by my side Makes me feel things will work out just fine <br> CHORUS <br> How did you know I needed someone like you in my life ...


0 Comments, 100 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Saint9 113 M
22  Articles
50 Ideas about women   1/24/2006

(Relationship Humor Article) <br> 1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't ...


0 Comments, 77 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
Take her to paradise with your kiss!!!   1/10/2006

Take her to paradise with your kiss!!! <br> At the end of a first date comes that awkward moment when you must decide if you want to kiss her or not. Also, if you do kiss her it had better be good to make a favorable impression. It may not be fair, but some single women will judge you on your first kiss as to whether she would be attracted to you want to date you again. ...


0 Comments, 69 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
bellephoenix 39 F
42  Articles
Why do men cheats?   12/20/2005

Guys please don't be offend about this.I just want to ask about this?I want to know why?My cousin really wants to know why?


1 Comments, 182 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
alexandrea 45 F
15  Articles
ACCEPTING WITHOUT CHANGING   11/24/2005

if you really someone, you have to accept whoever she/he is.whatever it takes.just because someone doesnt love you in the way you want them to, doesnt mean that they dont love you with all they've got.


0 Comments, 124 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
ricardo8in 48 M
1  Article
Make up your Mind   11/10/2005

Tell me, what is it with people these days? Breaking up is a thing of the past, at least a clean break is! I don't see what the hesitation is to depart from the jaws of life(excuse the analagy I used, but come on)get real. Why do people both male and female, I'll be sure to implament both sex, because I don't want to come off as byass. Some people have a problem with separation, I ...


2 Comments, 113 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
LegallyRomantic 47 M
33  Articles
A Man's Guide to PMS   9/26/2005

Folks, <br> I couldn't help not sharing this from my female best friend (thank you cdl107!). As a wine connoisseur, she loved this one... <br> ======================================= <br> A Man's Guide to PMS The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! ...


3 Comments, 298 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
LegallyRomantic 47 M
33  Articles
Online Dating   9/23/2005

and Dad were having quality time as both were admiring how wonderful Mom is. The compliments came to an unexpected question... asks: "Daddy, where did I come from?" Dad says: "Ah, my , I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" and ponders how to put it in words the lad can understand. "Well, " he finally says, "you see your Mom and I first got ...


0 Comments, 222 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
ishika 49 F
3  Articles
HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS !!!!   9/22/2005

This is a very good reminder for all of us. <br> <br> This would give you guides on how to control your emotions towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all the people around you, especially your "boss". The rules of practicing "ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya" : <br> <br> #1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit. ...


1 Comments, 122 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
LegallyRomantic 47 M
33  Articles
Battle of the Sexes   9/22/2005

Never try to outsmart a woman! There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." <br> <br> And so he got his wife to promise him ...


0 Comments, 126 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
LegallyRomantic 47 M
33  Articles
A Virgin Tale   9/22/2005

Why you shouldn't die a virgin...... <br> A Virgin Tale In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a ...


0 Comments, 132 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
LegallyRomantic 47 M
33  Articles
Words with Two Meanings (Not the way the Webster's Dictionary would define)   9/20/2005

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female = Any part under a car's hood. Male = The fastener on a woman's bra. <br> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female = Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male = Playing football without a cup. <br> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female = The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. ...


0 Comments, 85 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
super_kulit 45 M
4  Articles
Life Without Love Is Nothing !!!!!!! says michico999   9/19/2005

This 36-year-old woman from Cavite is one of the latest additions in this group. So as usual, let's give her the warm welcome. <br> Profile for michico999 "im a simple minded person enjoying a simple life with simple dreams!!! <br> Ideal Person: im looking for a sincere, responsible and honest to goodness person who will accept me for what i am...someone who will ...


1 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes
super_kulit 45 M
4  Articles
THE KITCHEN   9/19/2005

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her saying, "All of you sons of [#@!$] who want off, get the hell off now....cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of [#@!$] who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." <br> The ...


0 Comments, 85 Views, 9 Votes ,5.56 Score