SEMINARS FOR MALES
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Posted:Nov 9, 2005 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:28 pm 2340 Views
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1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4: 00am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen
10. How not to act like a jerk when you're obviously wrong
11. Spelling -- Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You -- The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake after sex
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
17. Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
19. The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23. Give me a break -- Why we know your excuses are b.s.
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too
29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked")
32. Changing your underwear -- It really works
33. Fluffing the blankets after flatulation is NOT necessary
34. Techniques for calling home
Peace!!! Just for fun!!! No offense Meant!!!
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A LoSiNg BaTtLe....
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Posted:Nov 2, 2005 2:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:28 pm 2243 Views
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If you are losing a tug-of-war with a tiger, give him the rope before he gets to your arm. You can always buy a new rope.
-Max Gunther
Why fight a losing battle, giving way sometimes is not "quitting". Its called "being smart"!!!
photo: Prancing Tiger
taken by me, Bear Country USA, South Dakota
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eChOeS oF oUR hEaRTs.....
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Posted:Nov 2, 2005 1:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:28 pm 2321 Views
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A friend sent this to me!!! She knew i'll be touch by the letters here in,hope this touches you too!!
Sometimes we close our eyes and just listen to the echoes of our hearts. We all fall in love and there are times when we love so much that we lose ourselves in our emotions. More often than not, we wonder why there are love that grows, and love that grows cold. We would start to search for answers and try to find ourselves where love has gone wrong. But in the end, we find ourselves where we started for we cannot question love when it has it's own reasons. Love will always be as it always has been...silent,mysterious and deeply profound.
Many of us believe that love is forever, that love never dies, only to be disillusioned in the end when we find our hands empty and our hearts longing. We mistakenly have looked at love as a need to be fulfilled. But love is only a gift given to us. We should not hold it in our hands for we may never find the strength to let go when it decides to leave. We should only embrace its warmth and glow while it lasts and then freely open our arms when it's time to say goodbye.
When we fall in love with someone, we don't want that feeling to end for it is everyhting we are, everything that we wanted to be. We pray that love will stay and grow in our hearts but if it doesn't then we should never let our lives be taken by it, for life should not end where our heartaches begin.
There is always a reason why we have to move on. When we have to say goodbye to the feelings we wanted to stay forever,let us not wave our hands with a heavy heart. For love will have to set it's wings free and find the place where it belongs. We may have lost it but then again when we close our eyes and listen to the echoes of our hearts,we will hear the feeling resounding silently forever. Then we will know it has never left us, for the good that we have become because of love will always stay. It will always be there reminding us that we should be thankful and happy, not because we have lost love but because for once in our lives, that feeling lived in our hearts and made us happy........
adapted
Love is the most beautiful emotion ever, don't you think??
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aLTeR eGo......
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Posted:Nov 2, 2005 1:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:28 pm 2287 Views
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There are times that our mischievous side do come out. Life would definitely be boring without this naughtiness seeping through. This wicked side of us will materialized for a variety of reason, sometimes good; sometimes bad. Good in a sense that you just wana crack humor in a boring situation; bad when it come out because your pissed of with someone or something. Its ok to let your evil side show once in a while for a variety but don't let it rein your life.
Add spice to your life!!!
Be dynamic!!!
Be spontaneous!!!
Be yourself!!!
Excerpts from the song "Dangerous" by Michael Jackson
The way she came into the place
I knew right then and there
There was something different
About this girl
The way she moved
Her hair, her face, her lines
Divinity in motion
The girl was persuasive
The girl I could not trust
The girl was bad
The girl was dangerous
She's so dangerous
The girl is dangerous
photo: "When my horn made an appearance, i did everything to hide it but it keep on growing so i just let it be. I look cool in it though, don't yah think so?? lol*
taken by D.B. School Road, Somerville, NJ
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YoU'rE mY aNgEL!!!
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Posted:Oct 27, 2005 8:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:28 pm 2400 Views
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You only let me see glimpses of you,
Glimpses which in time turn to a totality,
Totality declaring your uniqueness,
Uniqueness that made you stand out from the rest.
The rest doesn't affect me like you do,
You brought color to my dreary life,
Life full of doubts, full of pain,
Pain that you ease with your smiles.
Your smiles are full of sweetness, full of warmth,
Its warmth do touch my heart in special way,
The way its meant to be,
Because you are my ANGEL!!!
Angel
Sarah McLachlan
Spend all your time waiting
For that second chance
For a break that would make it okay
There's always one reason
To feel not good enough
And it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh beautiful release
Memory seeps from my veins
Let me be empty
And weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
In the arms of an angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort there
So tired of the straight line
And everywhere you turn
There's vultures and thieves at your back
And the storm keeps on twisting
You keep on building the lie
That you make up for all that you lack
It don't make no difference
Escaping one last time
It's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees
In the arms of an angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort there
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here
JPEG* Angel
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My MuSe WeNt A.W.O.L
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Posted:Oct 24, 2005 7:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:28 pm 2205 Views
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Crap, but i'm been in a state of block for the past several days.
No one may have notice but i'm reviewing my computer 101. Bet Mr. Garcia and Jomarie will be mighty proud of meeeee!! I'm now a master of the copy, paste,and cut commands.
I wanna create a new one but still my mind is totally empty, void, fruitless, infertile, vacant as in!!!
My muse walked out on me!!!
Anyone pleazzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee help me find him!!!
Drag him, chain him if you have toooo!!!!
JPEG *Frustrated Bear
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FaCetS oF fRiEnDsHiP.........
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Posted:Oct 21, 2005 8:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:28 pm 2558 Views
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A friend says things to make you feel smart...
A good friend makes you feel strong...
A great friend tells you when you do things right...
A best friend tells you when you're wrong.
JPEG * Best forever
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I dont know maybe i woke up on the wrong side of the bed or something. 
Been pricking Mrs. J every hour and i wanna to curse her bowels too!!! 
( might not be in the mood but i'm still giving my A1 care) i remember that i have my nano on my pocket!!!
Turn it on and bwala 
as soon as the first melody reach my ears, my black mood have leap out. Music save my last hour 
.I'm even singing and dancing while cleaning Mrs. S tubes, labeling my thingies, giving my 6am meds, and doing some crappy stuffs that will be unmentionable here;
