FACT about Alcohol
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Posted:Sep 26, 2008 5:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:2 am 1870 Views
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FACT: The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells butnaturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain faster and more efficient.
That's why you always feel smarter when you're drunk.
Cheers! to all drunkards!
palakpak naman jan A.B. Normal na lasenggo...
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What's the Difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED?
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Posted:Sep 11, 2008 6:53 am
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2010 11:28 pm 2728 Views
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What's the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED?
If you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE.....
If you marry the wrong person, you are FINISHED...bwahaha!!!
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Feelings Emotional equation.....good one
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Posted:Aug 4, 2008 6:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2010 11:28 pm 2432 Views
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Hi
When someone is doing something or about to do something, in a way I dont want it to be done - and i m not able to accept it - i become angry.
When someone is doing something or about to do something, in a way I dont want it to be done - and i m able to accept it - i remain tolerant.
When someone is having something or someone is able to produce the results which i m not able to produce - and I m not able to accept it - I become jealous.
When someone is having something or someone is able to produce the results which i m not able to produce - and i m able to accept it - i get inspired.
When i m encountering uncertainty or is about to encounter uncertainty, which i m not sure how i m going to handle - and i m not able to accept it - it causes fear in me.
When i m encountering uncertainty or is about to encounter uncertainty, which i m not sure how i m going to handle - and i m able to accept it - i feel adventurous about it.
When someone has done something that has emotionally hurt me - and i m not able to accept it - it develops hatred in me.
When someone has done something that has emotionally hurt me - and i m able to accept it - it helps me forgive them.
When someone is present in my thoughts, but is not physically present - and i m not able to accept it - i say i m missing u.
When someone is present in my thoughts, but is not physically present - and i m able to accept it - i say i m thinkin of u.
Thus, Emotional Equation becomes:
Something + acceptance = positive emotion
Something + non-acceptance = negative emotion
So, it is not something or someone who is making me feel positive or negative, but its my acceptance or non-acceptance of something or someone, which impacts things.
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Attitude Problem
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Posted:Aug 4, 2008 6:54 am
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2010 11:30 pm 2644 Views
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Friends
A few years ago, British Rail had a real fall-off in business. Looking for marketing answers, they went searching for a new ad agency ‒ one that could deliver an ad campaign that would bring their customers back.
When the British Rail executives went to the offices of a prominent London ad agency to discuss their needs, they were met by a very rude receptionist, who insisted that they wait.
Finally, an unkempt person led them to a conference room ‒ a dirty, scruffy room cluttered with plates of stale food. The executives were again, left to wait. A few agency people drifted in and out of the room, basically ignoring the executives who grew impatient by the minute. When the execs tried to ask what was going on, the agency people brushed them off and went about their work.
Eventually, the execs had enough. As they angrily started to get up, completely disgusted with the way they'd been treated, one of the agency people finally showed up.
"Gentlemen," he said, "your treatment here at our Agency is not typical of how we treat our ‒ in fact, we've gone out of our way to stage this meeting for you. We've behaved this way to point out to you what it's like to be a customer of British Rail. Your real problem at British Rail isn't your advertising, it's your people. We suggest you let us address your employee attitude problem before we attempt to change your advertising."
The British Rail executives were shocked ‒ but the agency got the account! The agency had the remarkable conviction to point out the problem because it knew exactly what needed to change.
As Yogi Berra once said...
"Before we build a better mousetrap,
we need to find out if there are any mice out there."
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Spare some thoughts for the men
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Posted:Aug 4, 2008 6:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:2 am 1822 Views
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Spare some thoughts for the men
Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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Thought 2
The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
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Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again
the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will
run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as
a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"
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This is the best!!!
Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
father and placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the
bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my
life." Then he raised his hands with what his gave him and
continued, "My finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including priest started laughing.......... but not
the poor groom!
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Nice CONCEPT
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Posted:Aug 4, 2008 6:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:2 am 1776 Views
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Did I share this with you before? I want to make sure, so that this message again.
Absolutely amazing!
Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
Now, take a look at this...
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..
Have a nice day & God bless!!
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Watching Babies Grow ‒ Best Business Tips
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Posted:Aug 4, 2008 6:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:2 am 1781 Views
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Watching Babies Grow ‒ Best Business Tips
1. Forget the bad things!
Have you ever noticed when babies hurt themselves, or get disciplined they are sad for a very short while? But not 2 minutes later they are happy and playing again. They have an uncanny knack for forgetting the bad thing that just happened and moving on to good things.
Us grown ups seem to take failure very hard, dwelling on it for days and sometimes longer. Why don't we just take it as a lesson learned, use the experience as a positive and move on or try and do it better next time?
2. Determination
Growing Babies are very determined when they want something; they will spend hours sometime devising a plan to get where they want (usually where they shouldn't!) with a single focus. It rarely matters how long it takes or what's in their way they will keep going.
Why do we quit when the going gets tough, or stop trying when it gets hard? Hardly anything is worth working for if it isn't hard to achieve! So when the going gets tough, just think of what a baby would do, and get going!
3. Creativity
There is no imposed limits to babies; they haven't had societies limits imposed on them yet. They believe and think anything is possible. They live day in and day out creating things and imagining the impossible. Look at home many things people have said were impossible, flight for example.
Maybe a little more creativity could help you in your professional life; I know it could help me in mine. Take those limits off your brain and set it loose for a while, I think you will be amazed at what you come up with!
4. Loyalty
Babies are loyal to their parents while they are young, they completely believe in their parents as their sole provider and teacher. They look at their parents as hero's and wouldn't give them up for anything. They stick by their parents.
Being loyal to your customers, business associates, partners and family is a quality that seems to be disappearing today. Yet I believe it is one of the best traits you can have. I would not work with anyone that wasn't loyal.
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DID YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MARILYN MONROE, JOHN LENNON, ETC. WHO SAID THEY DID NOT KNOW JESUS?
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Posted:Aug 4, 2008 6:35 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:2 am 1752 Views
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Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about
that. I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
Tancredo Neves(President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
Cazuza(Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:"God, that's for you."
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
"Not even God can sink it"
The result think you all know what happened to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe(Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
"I don't need your Jesus"..
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott(Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell".
Onthe 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Campinas(IN 2005)
InCampinas, Brazila group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
"My , Go With God And May He Protect You."
She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It' s Already Full "
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt(Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.
"Jesus"
PSf it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?.
I have done my part, Jesus said
"If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my father."
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way!
I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes "8 Second Prayer." Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!
"Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen."
Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}.You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and
let God bless you.
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Headline Bukas Ngayon ang Broadcast!!!
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Posted:May 27, 2008 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:2 am 1955 Views
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.Good News!!!...Walang Bad News...
.Tahanang walang hagdan...inakyat!
.Unanong madre, napagkamalang penguin!
.Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim umanoy paningin!
.Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!
.Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!
.Misis ng photographer, nakunan!
.Unggoy nagbabasa ng blogs, tumatawa!
hahaha jowk!
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