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elizabethvivian2 49F
416 posts
2/19/2015 6:04 pm
No matter where you are in the world...

(by Blossoming_Fragrance whoever she is.)

An old man lived alone in an American town. His only was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his :

Dear ,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.

Love,
Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.Confused, the old man wrote another note to his telling him what had happened, and asked him what to do next.

His ’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here.’

MORAL: No matter where you are in the world, if you decide to do something, you can do it.

Bizzysback 63F
990 posts
2/19/2015 7:34 pm

 Love it, nice one, but as always easier said than done in many cases.
“Use the quotation for the occasion; do not make an occasion for the quotation.”


elizabethvivian2 49F

2/19/2015 7:56 pm

 Am I the only one who finds this story funny?


oldkanaba 73M
2458 posts
2/19/2015 8:05 pm
The son is witty using his brains to have his nemesis help his dad dig the garden.
I'm a senior citizen . Don't expect me to remember anything


Bizzysback 63F
990 posts
2/20/2015 7:54 am

 Yeah it is funny but the son's reply made it into a bit of a drama, Well at least to me being a parent.
“Use the quotation for the occasion; do not make an occasion for the quotation.”


elizabethvivian2 49F

2/20/2015 6:42 pm

 Thanks everyone for your comments. I hope you liked the story.


ccdomonic 73M
225 posts
2/22/2015 6:24 am

 i just need to know someone in prison? lol


elizabethvivian2 49F

2/23/2015 10:34 am
    Quoting  :
kenya thank you.


elizabethvivian2 49F

2/23/2015 10:58 am
    Quoting ccdomonic:
    i just need to know someone in prison? lol
no. sweetie, you just need to know someone from the fbi... lol.


elizabethvivian2 49F

2/23/2015 11:00 am

 RutJal, im sorry your post got deleted.


elizabethvivian2 49F

3/10/2015 6:25 pm
    Quoting  :
Jie!! Asan ka na? Bat absent ka?


elizabethvivian2 49F

3/12/2015 4:25 am
    Quoting jorg_ge2:
    Clever son and so funny .lol has put one over the police.
BABY!!!! lolz




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