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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender This was forwarded to Me by Someone who doesn't want to be named, doesn't want to be seen, doesn't want to be heard. Enjoy. Ever since I was a , I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy! 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'. 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. I'll think about it,' I said. Six months later, I met the doctor on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is over Twelve thousand dollars! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!' STAY AWAY FROM THE SHRINKS......HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER May I add check those closets too.  “Use the quotation for the occasion; do not make an occasion for the quotation.” |
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