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hopefuture 50M
868 posts
5/28/2013 6:18 am
ARE U A MATHEMATICIAN???????


MATHS PROFESSOR SENT A S.M.S. TO HIS WIFE=====DEAR YOU ARE NOW 54 YEARS OLD AND UNABLE TO SATISFY ME,NOW I AM WITH 18 YEARS OLD FEMALE STUDENT!!!SO,I WILL BE LATE TO NIGHT''
WIFE REPLIED==DEAR YOU ARE ALSO 54 YEARS OLD AND UNABLE TO SATISFY ME,NOW I AM WITH OUR DRIVER WHO IS ALSO 18YEARS,AS YOU ARE MATHEMATICIAN YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT 18 GOES IN TO 54 MANY TIMES MORE THAN 54 GOES IN TO 18!!!!!SO,DONT COME HOME TO NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

godiva0824 65F
3469 posts
5/29/2013 9:01 pm



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