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Polish Divorce! (Humour forwarded by a friend) A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? -Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I am always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? -She going to kill me. What makes you think that? -I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover' |
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1/7/2012 3:06 pm |
Hahaha ..do u wanna say they so stupid?????????? I don't think so.. but yeah do agree... little bit
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1/7/2012 7:21 pm |
I bet he got the divorce approved!
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Gracey, Oh, so she finally did it! Thought she was half joking when she bought the stuff. Was it in the Polish Kielbasa or in the Polish cheese
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1/8/2012 8:10 am |
Hahaha ..do u wanna say they so stupid?????????? I don't think so.. but yeah do agree... little bit
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1/8/2012 8:13 am |
Tajane, we need such every now and then! you too, have a great weekend more hugs, Grace
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1/8/2012 8:15 am |
Alice, don`t worry, pag nag bonding tayo, hanapin natin yan!
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1/8/2012 8:18 am |
I bet he got the divorce approved!
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1/8/2012 8:29 am |
Good one Ms Ajaw.
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1/8/2012 8:29 am |
Gracey, Oh, so she finally did it! Thought she was half joking when she bought the stuff. Was it in the Polish Kielbasa or in the Polish cheese Have a wonderful weekend sis, Grace
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1/8/2012 9:01 am |
Good one Ms Ajaw.
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Grace, Thanks for the laugh. Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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1/9/2012 2:30 am |
Grace, Thanks for the laugh. you`re always welcome sis
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