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Come fly... Got this joke email from my sis and she got it from her friend. Telling the story of some security guards having no respect and apology. An old man kept telling the young security guy about his illness. He just kept patting him down til the urine bag burst all over the floor. Then was telivise and still the young man did not apologized to the old man. What is this world coming too...  Just to lighten the mood about the new pat down system: You know you wanna laugh.... "New TSA slogans: Grope discounts available. Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy. Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice. Wanna fly? Drop your fly. We are now free to move about your pants We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat. When in doubt, we make you whip it out. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin' You were a virgin. We handle more packages than the USPS The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy Stroke of the hand, law of the land No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem Let your fingers do the Walking Cough Reach out and touch someone Can you feel me now? When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette" "Faith is not about everything turning out OK; Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other... |
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12/1/2010 5:12 am |
And there is this high tech xrays too, if you don't wanna be "touched"...You're literally baring your soul.. Just call me ELZ 
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Jo, It's getting worse nowadays!!! If you can't even listen to an old man telling you 3 times. The urinal bags burst by the pat down. Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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Dan, Yeap, when i left the airport a long time ago. Speculations was rampant, then the 911 happen. Still the elderly w/ a pacemaker were given priviledges on how to be checked. Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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And there is this high tech xrays too, if you don't wanna be "touched"...You're literally baring your soul.. Yeap the new scanning. Which keeps your identity and there you go open to the world. Where's the rights nowadays??? Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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Sis, Yes, it's their job. But, it was very rude for that security guard not to listen. When the elder gentleman tried telling him 3 times. What if it had been his feces bag? They should find a better way as not to harass. Enjoy your weekend  Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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12/3/2010 2:17 pm |
hahahaha I like the catchy jokes Ate. How's the weather where you are? Feeling Christmassy?    within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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12/3/2010 2:19 pm |
I didn't mind the scan. I've nothing much to hide. Only my body.  Good night 'te. Sleep well tonight. Keep warm.  within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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hahahaha I like the catchy jokes Ate. How's the weather where you are? Feeling Christmassy? Happy Friday!!! The weather is cold and hot. Early morn fully covered and layers. Afternoon can't breath! Life is funny that way. All the precaution in the world. So not to catch a cold/flu. God bless and take good care there.   Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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I didn't mind the scan. I've nothing much to hide. Only my body. Good night 'te. Sleep well tonight. Keep warm. My sis was telling me from the record of that scan they can get your records. It's like no more privacy...  Yeap, will keep warm... Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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