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marion_50 63F
79 posts
10/27/2010 9:19 am
The Compromised Case!


At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

TessRb 64F
7258 posts
10/28/2010 9:09 pm

hahahahahahaa

Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...