Blog : FOR HER AND HIM

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10/28/2009 10:51 am

FOR HER AND HIM

Always be quick to get the measure of your man..if he's anything less than 6 inches, don't bother.

If a revolting man insists on giving you his phone number, tell him you'll type it directly into your phone, and then take ages scrolling through the names already in it. When he asks why it is taking so long, explain that the names aren't in alphabetical order, they're in order of sex appeal and you need to scroll right the bottom before inserting his details.

Some men feel threatened by a woman, but it can be expensive to enroll on a course of self-defense for women. Instead, just photograph him in a compromising way and threaten to send it to his wife. That way you'll actually make a profit.

Learn some of ways in which you can make a man gaze in awe at you. For instance, why not learn to read maps?

Gauge a man's character by asking him some searching questions on a first date, such as, 'would you mind removing your hand from my bra?'

For women, be sure you have at least the IQ of a monkey. You never know when you might have outsmart a man.

If you want to scare a man off, talk about your long-term plans with him..like a second date! You could say 'It's our first date, but looking ahead, would you prefer a spring or summer wedding?'

Always carry an extra large condom with you. If a man tries to chat you up you can then show it to him and say, 'Sorry, I don't think you're my size.'

Be sure to use a good form of contraceptive..like his personality for instance. Say, 'Sorry, I can't sleep with you. You're a moron.'

poweroflove3 64F

10/28/2009 11:39 am

Sis,
Good pne!!!

[I God is pure love...