Blog : Dear Diary...

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3/10/2008 5:27 am

Dear Diary...

DEAR DIARY: DAY ONE
>
> All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and
> make-up. Really excited.
>
> DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
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> Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met
> the Captain today - seems a very nice man.
>
> DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
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> At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf
> balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
> dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive
> and attentive.
>
> DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
>
> Won $800 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have
> dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with
> caviar and champagne.
>He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I
> could not be unfaithful to my husband.
>
> DEAR DIARY . DAY FIVE
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> Pool again today, got sunburnt, went inside to drink at piano
> bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
> Really is charming.
>Again, asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I
> declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he
> would sink the ship. I was shocked.
>
> DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
>
> Today, I saved 1600 lives. Twice.