Close Please enter your Username and Password
Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
Password reset link sent to
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Blogs > balong4shortlong > My Blog


balong4shortlong 112M
33 posts
10/12/2010 9:22 pm
Hi Tech
Just for laugh

Three men, one German, one Japanese and one Filipino were sitting naked
in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Filipino felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him
disgustedly.

The Filipino finally said..........., (translation: Oh my god!) will you look at
that? I'm getting a fax."


×
×