i'm everything my mother isn't. i don't do my own laundry. i don't like sports. i dance like a maniac. i don't love Raymond. i majored in Flirtation. i punch like a girl. i think too much. i talk too damn much. i kiss like a two- dollar whore. i'm a two-dollar whore. i'm not afraid of death. i'm some kind of freaky. i don't litter. i should exercise more than i do. i need to live at least two hundred years without sleep to accomplish everything that i want to do. i don't chew my fingernails. i sometimes applaud obnoxiously. i have never flown in a helicopter. i'm not afraid to use public washrooms. i'm an outie. i have poor penmanship. i'm not a vegetarian. i don't read my horoscope every day. i'm a bit pretentious. i sing "crazy for you" in the shower. i have a passport. i remember unimportant details. i listen to pop music. i could use a drink of water.
My Ideal Person
Anyone actually, just be honest and sincere. Be REAL!!! Be yourself.... Like minded people that just enjoy getting to know others, and hopefully we bring something new to each others lives...Have fun, be cool and let's see where all this will go...
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