[SIZE 2][COLOR crimson][B][I]I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured
New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. trust me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all on time. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have yet to meet you! ;-)
OK..what to say, I'm a healthy, athletic kind of guy who is looking to meet and share interesting experiences with women throughtout the area. I'm a firm believer in communication..even if it means an occasional foot massage and backrub to get the conversation flowing in the right direction. Highly sexed yet with a compassionate, understanding and childlike quality..;)[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
My Ideal Person
Looking to meet an honest individual who would care to spend some quality time together. That could be walking on a sandy beach, hiking up in the mountains, or partaking in a few of my favorites, golfing, running and cycling. Would love to find an active partner who could match my cooking skills and sensual desires.
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