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What a Woman Wants in a Man ???????????? 12/25/2006
What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age ...
1 Comments, 48 Views,
6 Votes
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When Things Work Out Between a Man and a Woman 12/15/2006
For engineers:
- Aerospace engineers fly you to the moon and back.
- Chemical engineers work with heat transfer and can make
explosive reactions.
- Civil engineers build mighty erections.
- Communications engineers stay connected.
- Computer engineers work with random access.
- Design engineers do it in simulation.
- Electrical engineers work with raw power.
- ...
1 Comments, 29 Views,
3 Votes
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I'm glad I'm a man 12/13/2006
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe; I don't
live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't
bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts; I can
get where I want to -- north, south, east or west. I don't
get wasted after only 2 beers; and when I do drink I don't
end up in tears. I won't spend hours deciding what to
wear; I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair. And I don't ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
5 Votes
,5.10 Score
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Blind, Blonde & Ballsy... 12/13/2006
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says,
"Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm
blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler
and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting
over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde
joke?"
The blind man is silent for ...
0 Comments, 26 Views,
4 Votes
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Snow in Caribbean..?!!??!!? 12/3/2006
A lady goes on vacation to the Caribbean.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of
passionate love making she asks him, "What is your
name?"
"I can't tell you, " the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again
what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't
tell her.
On her last night there she ...
1 Comments, 54 Views,
3 Votes
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Missing Equation 11/17/2006
Romance can be a lot like buying shoes.
Sometimes, no matter how great a certain style looks, it's
just not a great fit on you.
If crucial factor is "missing from the equation", you can't force it.
Let it go....and enjoy on new search....
1 Comments, 43 Views,
2 Votes
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SPELL IT OUT! 11/14/2006
In the spirit of love that is true and baduy, here
are some L.O.V.E. lines which you should NEVER use....Enjoy!
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
...
0 Comments, 133 Views,
2 Votes
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives. 11/4/2006
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt
urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
0 Comments, 55 Views,
6 Votes
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COMPLIMENT??? 10/24/2006
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard
look at herself.
"You know, love" she says, "I look in the
mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my
chest sags to my waist, my rear is hanging out a mile. I've
got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, ...
1 Comments, 89 Views,
8 Votes
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SAILOR.... 10/24/2006
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for
the docks
once more for old times sake.
He engages a and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks,
"How am I doing?"
The replies, "Well old sailor, you're
doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's
...
1 Comments, 92 Views,
9 Votes
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LET'S HAVE A JOKE QUESTION.............. 10/15/2006
Whats is the muscle that have lot's of veins and pumping
use for making love???? ...
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BISAYA PUD (VISAYAN LANGGUAGE) 10/5/2006
PLS..... answer this!!!!!!!!!!
1.
SA DIHANG NAKITA KITA MI OK OK KA HINUON SA MAY BINTANA....
Answer it by translating in ENGLISH....
2.
LET'S EAT DON'T BE SHY FEEL AT HOME...
Answer it by Translating in TAGALOG..
A simple word that makes a filipino proud of.. Thanks
[COLOR ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
3 Votes
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MILK... 10/1/2006
Milk
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free."
Here's an update for you . . . Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage.
Why?
Because women finally realize it's not worth buying
an entire Pig . . . just to get a little sausage.
...
1 Comments, 58 Views,
6 Votes
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Why do little boys whine? 10/1/2006
1. Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
2. Why do only l0% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
3. Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract....
1 Comments, 49 Views,
5 Votes
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Impossible to Please 9/26/2006
A group of girlfriends is on vacation
when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For
Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends
and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how
it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and
once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there.
It's ...
1 Comments, 118 Views,
10 Votes
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When a girl misses you... 9/25/2006
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
2 Votes
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Japanese Fart 9/16/2006
Japanese Fart.
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when
she married, she was to please her husband and never upset
him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese
bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down
to pick up her husbands clothes and accidentally let out
a big fart.
She looked up and said “Aww so sowwy.. ...
2 Comments, 81 Views,
11 Votes
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Iba ang Pinoy!!! 9/16/2006
Free Haircut
There once was a very good old barber in New York .
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut,
he goes
to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing
community
service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning
when the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you ...
2 Comments, 44 Views,
8 Votes
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The Bravest Man 9/16/2006
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday.
During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces
to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has
a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across
that pool."
So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, ...
1 Comments, 200 Views,
17 Votes
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A Virgin's Nightmare 9/13/2006
A Virgin's Nightmare
Message: A girl asks her
boyfriend to
come over
Friday
night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
3 Votes
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$5,000.00 8/27/2006
A man and his ever-nagging wife went
on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife
passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for $5, 000, or you can bury her
here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought
about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5, ...
2 Comments, 120 Views,
20 Votes
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Breakfast in Paris 8/27/2006
An American is having breakfast,
in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down
next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: ...
5 Comments, 118 Views,
19 Votes
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Recording what happens exactly when you fall in love 8/26/2006
you change
you become more beautiful, you come to smile more, you tend
to love more, and God do you feel more
you see more colors, you see more good, you see more bad,
you see more jealousy, you become more sad
you become more sensitive, you become more sick, you become
more healthy and you become more strict
you become more of what you hate, but ...
1 Comments, 57 Views,
8 Votes
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You know you're living in 2006 when... 8/25/2006
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 to reach your family
of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You ...
3 Comments, 75 Views,
11 Votes
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It's a Boy, 6 ft. Tall, and 190 Pounds 8/4/2006
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one
morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both
tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was,
she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her
third finger, left hand, and announced, "It's
a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"
My question is: "When do
we know it is the ...
0 Comments, 167 Views,
12 Votes
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So You Want to Marry a Filipina 7/28/2006
Here's a little test for you prospective husbands.
There are two aims here: first, to determine how much you
actually know about your prospective wife's homeland
and culture, and two, to check your ability to deal with
certain nuances once the marriage is official. Be honest,
because you're the only person who knows your score,
and there aren't any cash prizes!
1. Have ...
3 Comments, 127 Views,
18 Votes
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An International Recycling Program 7/24/2006
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits
down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.
In ...
1 Comments, 177 Views,
10 Votes
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"What Does Love Mean?" 7/23/2006
Adults should take lessons from some of these !
A group of professionals posed this question to a group
of 4 to 8 year olds:
"What Does Love Mean?"
The answers they got were broader than anyone could have
imagined:
1. "When my grandma got arthritis, she couldnt bend
over and paint her toenails anymore, so my grandpa does
it for her now all the time, even ...
0 Comments, 109 Views,
3 Votes
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HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS 6/5/2006
This would give you guides on how to control your emotions
towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all
the people around you, especially your boss. The rules
of practicing 'ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya':
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit . Pag
naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna .
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa . Pag ...
0 Comments, 61 Views,
2 Votes
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Signs that Men are In Love 5/28/2006
You suspect that he loves you, but are not sure? Here are
clues to prove that he indeed loves you...
You catch him staring at your eyes. The eyes of men most often
reflect what’s welling in their heart. When despite all
the women around, it is you he’s staring at, this means that
his affection for you runs deep.
He stands right next to you in public. Men ...
2 Comments, 103 Views,
8 Votes
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