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Careful with pharmacist wife-May be a repeat ... 3/2/2007
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
right up tot the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I
would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord
have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your ...
0 Comments, 25 Views,
5 Votes
,5.75 Score |
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Jealousy 2/24/2007
Jealousy
The biggest obstacle and hindrance to a successful and
satisfying open relationships is jealousy. Jealousy
is so destructive and scary. A person goes out of his/her
mind in fits of jealousy. People feel jealous when they
experience the unpleasant suspicion that their man or
woman is being unfaithful. People suspect the presence
of a rival and fear losing out. Our stomach ...
0 Comments, 17 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score |
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When a Guy Misses You... 2/24/2007
When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders
if you do?
When you're laying your head on a guy's
...
0 Comments, 72 Views,
7 Votes
,3.04 Score |
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Benefit Of The Doubt. 2/18/2007
DON'T DO TO OTHER'SWHAT YOU DON'T WANT OTHERS
DO UNTO YOU.
1 Comments, 37 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score |
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Love , the holy grail :) 2/13/2007
I think there is no greater reward than
to be truly loved , and nothing more destructive to our spirit
than to face its loss .... Finding someone you can live with
is easy .... if you find someone you cant live without your
very blessed but maybe doomed in the end if Love fails ...
Guard Love with all you have , keep it healthy and feed it
well ...
1 Comments, 92 Views,
9 Votes
,5.35 Score |
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Broken hearted? 2/4/2007
Acknowledge your grief over your break up. Breaking up
is the hardest thing to do! But, denying your feelings is
harder on the body and mind than going through them. Wallow
in them if you want, wail out loud, punch your pillow, cry
to your mother, write sad poems, let your heart mourn....it's
your grief and it's very real. Allowing grief to surface
is the only way to let it go. Without this ...
1 Comments, 64 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score |
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im insane... 1/27/2007
my boyfriend broke up w/ me a month ago and until now i find
it so hard to move on..im so helpless i still want him back
but dont know how.. i love him so much and i cant afford to
lose him.. im so depressed and like a lost soul i dont know
where i should go..please give me some advices on how to
move on..
9 Comments, 172 Views,
7 Votes
,3.55 Score |
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THE LYING COP 1/22/2007
A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The
cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, "I'm
sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th
DUI."
The cop askes for his registration and the guy says, "It's
in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because
I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that
owns the car and ...
0 Comments, 32 Views,
9 Votes
,4.71 Score |
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Moving on from Separation 1/17/2007
Moving on from Separation
The end of a relationship is always going to be a difficult
time. It is a time when you need and rely upon the support
of your friends but even with the best friends in the world,
you might be having trouble coming to terms with it or moving
on. Alix Needham has helped many , both men and women,
to move forward from separation.
Not only is an ...
2 Comments, 38 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score |
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Blonde License 1/17/2007
Why was the
blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
Because she got an ''F''
in \bsexo?\b. B]...
0 Comments, 40 Views,
6 Votes
,5.64 Score |
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Impossible to Please... 1/17/2007
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only."
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands,
they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how
it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and
once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there.
It's easy to decide ...
0 Comments, 31 Views,
7 Votes
,6.10 Score |
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When You Thought I Wasn't Looking !!! 12/14/2006
When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
Written by a former
Author Unknown
A message every adult should read, because are
watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.
When
you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first
painting on the refrigerator and I immediately wanted
to paint another one.
When
you thought I wasn't looking I saw you ...
0 Comments, 18 Views,
4 Votes
,4.80 Score |
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A friend's advice 12/1/2006
Do not be dismayed or disappointed for what had happened.
Remember that things happened for a reason. Sometimes
things never come the way we wanted them to be. You have to
celebrate what an unbelievable life you have had so far:
your status (where you are now), your accomplishments,
the many blessings, and, yes, even the hardships because
they have served to make you stronger. You should ...
1 Comments, 43 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score |
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The DUMPED! Survival Guide. 11/21/2006
Maybe you knew it was coming. Maybe you didn't. You've
been dumped.
So, other than moping around in your pajamas, spending
quality time with your cat or dog, what can you do? Well,
clear away that mountain of soggy tissues, and I'll
tell you how to get through the worst of it, the first 30 days.
Three things: Take care of yourself. Give yourself time
to mourn. Move forward.
The first 48 ...
2 Comments, 43 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score |
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Letting Go 11/21/2006
one should know that patience has
its limits and love also dies
sometimes the only thing that's left is learning to
let go
letting go is not the end of everything
some say it is the beginning of a new journey
to have the will & power to pick up the pieces and courage
to say goodby...
2 Comments, 70 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score |
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Women Are Not Punching Bags 11/11/2006
I'm quoting Danny Glover here in Lethal
Weapon II. His line pretty much describes what my friend
M is right now. And I wish I can go and see her, but she's
far and she only communicates with me by sending me text
messages in the wee hours of the morning, and I know she's
really disturbed.
M is confused. She had an argument with F, and one thing led
to another. She ...
3 Comments, 43 Views,
10 Votes
,3.98 Score |
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To Love....! 11/9/2006
To LoVe...there is always pain
Anybody who has gone through the pain of losing someone
she loves so much will still wish against all odds to have
that love back again. Because you thought you couldn't
through with it. It really hurts but sometimes a love lost
is a love gone forever. No amount of hope can bring to life
a relationship that just died a natural death. ...
0 Comments, 28 Views,
4 Votes
,5.57 Score |
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iloveyou goodbye... 11/6/2006
"love what you have while it's there because
one day, when you least expect it, some one will come and
take it all." if you don't love and cherish everything
you have, then it won't be long before some one else
will. Trust me, i know...
1 Comments, 43 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score |
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teach me to let go..... 11/6/2006
when a person becomes the center of your world and he becomes
your life; and when its time to say goodbye to each other,
why is it so hard to let go?
<br>
as if the miles and silence of communication between you
and your ex will just makes the love you feel for him bloom
more and more in each passing day. While on the other hand,
your ex has already someone new and it feels so ...
6 Comments, 112 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score |
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of giving up and saying goodbyes 11/5/2006
I refuse to wait for you any longer. There was a time in my
life when I would have saved myself for you alone. In my heart
no one else would do. I belonged to no one else but you. That
isn'’t me anymore. My heart finally caught up with
my brain and I finally saw that all of it was just nothing
but fantasies. Dreams that only I wanted. There was no hope
left for us. As each day ...
5 Comments, 87 Views,
8 Votes
,4.87 Score |
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LIFE AFTER BREAK UP 11/2/2006
NEVER BE BITTER TO SOMEONE FROM YOUR PAST...
WHO ONCE BECAME A BIG PART OF YOUR LIFE...
INSTEAD, CHERISH THOSE MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU
CAN NEVER BE THE PERSON YOU ARE RIGHT NOW
WITH OUT THAT SWEET AND BITTER PAST...
2 Comments, 66 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score |
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broken but rebunded 11/2/2006
didn't know much before how to act and react on situation
like that. i believe that my problem is my problem at the
end of the day. didn't have to think whether my partner
is okay, still suffering or does she moved on.
but, alas.... now i felt the sudden urge to know what she
is doing, is she okay or had she moved on and recovered from
the experience. i wish her God's guidance ...
6 Comments, 132 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score |
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waiting for nothing, I think? 10/22/2006
Cousin of mine meet my guy friend and in an instant they get
along with each other and very closed I sometimes teased
them if there is something with them? later on my cousin
told me he is in love with the guy but he is not sure if the guy
love her when she told him she love him.. But the guy always
asking her if it is true but he doesnt tell her if he love her..
the guy went overseas now ...
4 Comments, 68 Views,
5 Votes
,0.86 Score |
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Letter for women only 10/12/2006
"The Ten Most Dangerous
Mistakes YOU Probably
Make With Men–
And What To Do About It..."
Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From
Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams– And How To Make
Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them...
MISTAKE #1: Betting Your
Love Life On His “Potential”
Do you know any women ...
0 Comments, 39 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score |
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SELF-analYSIS 10/12/2006
Recall any position of leadrship (no matter how "small"
it is before your or other people's eyes) you held in
the past (in your school or community), then read and think
carefully through each of theses questions.
Mutual respect between
leader and subordinate. Do I enjoy the respect of each
individual under me? What specific things have I done by ...
1 Comments, 89 Views,
5 Votes
,5.10 Score |
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IF LOVE BECOMES PAINFUL AND JOYLESS.... 10/3/2006
If Love becomes painful and joyless,
it's time to let that love go and save yourself.
You will find another love
but not another SELF......
1 Comments, 49 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score |
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The Art of Letting Go 9/23/2006
It’s over. He’s gone.
Why do we have to part when the love is still there? Why do
we have to suffer? Why do we have to cry when somebody bids
goodbye? Why do beginnings have an end? Why do we have to
meet only to loose each other in the end?
<br>
“We often fool ourselves and say that it’s love only when
it’s gone. We end up being ...
4 Comments, 286 Views,
30 Votes
,4.71 Score |
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how could an angel break my heart? 9/13/2006
he was my angel...
he's was always there for me...
he took care of me when i got sick...
his family became my 2nd family...
he supported me and respected my decisions...
he wiped my tears and made me laugh...
he taught me how to love...
he made me whole...
but then...
he broke my heart...
he said he's in love with another woman...
after all that he had shown me?
...
5 Comments, 131 Views,
12 Votes
,1.74 Score |
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a never let go ex-partner! 9/9/2006
i just broke up with my ex but she won't accept it. she's
suicidal and i'm so scared. i think she's capable
of doing such things. now i don't feel safe and i don't
know what to do.
4 Comments, 61 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score |
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i hate you but i still love 9/5/2006
When my boyfriend and broke -up i felt lost.i really hate
him because he cheated me. He had tol me that he does'nt
love me anymore.I Slapped him, back ad fort with my two
hands. Saying I hate you! I hate you! But i knew that i still
love him...
3 Comments, 115 Views,
8 Votes
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