BANK ACCOUNT Feb 21, 2006 7:20 am Mood: contemplative, 651 Views Sometimes, I view relationships like a BANK ACCOUNT. Good deeds, kindness, being-there-for-you times, bonding, good conversation, nice companionship, quality time, precious memories together..they make for... DEPOSITS. While the rest are... WITHDRAWALS. One of the richest persons in my Bank ( pwera usog ) >>>> 3 Comments

Longest Kiss On Record Feb 16, 2006 4:38 am 786 Views The longest KISS on record was between Bobbi Sherlock and Ray Blazina in Pittsburgh, Pa., from May 1 to May 6, 1978. Their record smack lasted 130 hours and 2 minutes. No tukbras?? eiiiwwww! (Source: Guinness Book of World Records) 5 Comments

All The World Loves A Nagger... Feb 4, 2006 10:25 am Mood: crazy, 782 Views NOT!!! 0 Comments

How To Lose A Man On The First Date Jan 27, 2006 10:50 pm Mood: mischievous, 717 Views ***Give him a photo of your family and flashcards, so he can have their names memorized before he meets them. ***Bring a camera, and ask the waiter to take pictures of you together, preferably candid. ***Fill him in on all the details of your ultimate fantasy wedding. ***Ask how much he is earning per annum and calculate together, on a piece of paper how much net income would be left, minus basic household expenses. ***Show him a list of your preferred names for your future kids, mostly variations of joining your two names together. ***Stick your unpedicured feet on his lap, and ask for a foot massage while you wait for your order. ***Whip out your cellphone and call/text your bestfriend and share with her what he said, everytime he says something funny/memorable. ***Smile and ask if there's any food stuck between your teeth. 0 Comments

Terrible Reasons To Marry Jan 27, 2006 10:34 pm 724 Views ***You are pregnant. ***The guy thinks he's pregnant. ***You want to get away from your parents. ***Your parents are giving you away to the first bidder. ***You think he is as good as it gets. ***He thinks you are rich. ***You think he is rich. ***Your biological clock is ticking. ***He thinks your cup size is for real, and the only way to find out for sure is on your wedding night. ***You think you need a legal hubby to have a child. ***You don't want to be an old maid. ***You are afraid to grow old alone. ***You are afraid of the dark and sleeping alone. ***You don't want to die a virgin. ***You owe major credit cards tons of debt, and you need a comaker to pay 'em off. ***The lease on your apartment is almost up, and you can't find a new place of your own. ***Your mom thinks he is the right one for you. ***You think you're the only gurl who can change him. ***You need a green card. ***He needs a live-in maid. ***You think that the sex would still be great after the wedding. ***You want to get back at your ex-bf by marrying another. ***You think that marriage is a solution to your problems. ***You think that the only way to have sex is in the marital bed. ***You think people will respect you once you are a Missus. 3 Comments

He/She Is Not Really Your Friend When... Jan 18, 2006 2:26 am Mood: contemplative, 658 Views ...he/she never bothers to ask how you are doing, not even to be polite. 0 Comments

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