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| When I Was A Greenhorn |
Mar 28, 2006 6:08 am
824 Views |  | Fresh out of Highschool.
First year at the University.
An actor-look-alike took notice of me.
"May I walk you to your office?" he asked.
I was a working student then.
"Wwhy..ahh..ssure," I said.
We started walkin.
I was half-shakin.
I was lookin straight ahead.
But my attention was on him.
I walked right into a manhole.
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| Conjugal Property, Redefined |
Mar 28, 2006 5:48 am
662 Views |  | Mr: I can't take it anymore! My problem is too much to bear!
Mrs: Honey, you and I are one. Your problem is my problem too. It's our problem. What is our problem, honey?
Mr: We impregnated the maid! We are the father!!
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| If Ever I Have A BF... |
Mar 26, 2006 8:24 am
689 Views |  | ...I would always tell him...
I LOVE YOU, HONEY...AFTER EVERY MEAL
just chillin...take it easy always...laughter is still the best medicine...take care y'all!!
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| Pig Trivia Went to BLog |
Mar 25, 2006 8:33 pm
665 Views |  | Said this a couple of times in the chatroom, but it won't hurt to repeat it:
A PIG'S ORG*SM LASTS FOR 30 MINUTES.
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| My Mom, The Biological One |
Mar 23, 2006 10:58 pm
688 Views | She started workin, to earn her keep, since she was 8 yrs old. Her mama died early and her new stepmom came to live with them, just a couple of weeks later. Her stepmom was just three years older than my mom's oldest sibling.
Mom worked and toiled and saved until she finished elementary, high school and college. Then she got herself another college diploma.
She then worked and toiled and saved to put us through college, and have a business to sustain her in her twilight years.
She survived seven major operations, two diff cancers, water in her lungs, heart that misses a beat or two, crippling bone ailment, a tumor here and there.
But she has the spirit that could sustain many people, hurdle much grief, and still manage to laugh at life in general.
Oh yes, she could nag you to pieces, but she can also love you to bits.
My mom can barely walk nowadays. But she still manages to exercise an hour a day, on her bed.
Like I said previously, losing her is my worst fear. I dunno how I can possibly manage to survive bein an orph...i can't even say the word.
If there is one wish I could make, for myself, and for the whole world in general..it's that...I wish Moms live forever.
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| Two Sad Stories, Back to Back hihihi |
Mar 23, 2006 8:46 pm
597 Views | Hubby died. Wife had his remains cremated. She went to the place where they had their first date, blew his ashes into the wind, and ceremoniously said:
Honey, this is my last blowj*b for you.
So sad, don't ya tink ?
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A little boy was so jealous of his newborn baby brother.
He put poison on the n*pple of his mother.
Next day, their driver died.
Sad, no?
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| Sounds Kinky...If Ur Not A Lawyer |
Mar 20, 2006 7:25 pm
582 Views |  | TOP TEN LEGAL STATEMENTS THAT SOUND "DIRTY" TO NON-LAWYERS:
10. Have you looked through his briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counsellor, let's do it in my chamber!
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For P2000 an hour, he better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?
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| No Guy Is Worth A Gurl's Tears |
Mar 20, 2006 6:57 pm
614 Views |  | ...the only one, who's really worth her love...
...is the one who knows he could...
...but would never ever make her cry...
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| CONFESSION: I AM A DORK |
Mar 18, 2006 3:51 am
765 Views |  | I can't fight this feeling anymore.
Need to confess and say it out loud.
I am a dork!!!
Whether a bonafide member of the group or just a browser..I know who I am...and part of being me...is being a dorkette. 
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