was waiting for a jeepney to take me to my destination, i saw a man walkin my way..he was carrying a baby..what struck me was how thin the baby's legs were..almost like two very pale brown sticks..and the baby was almost lifeless.
gulp
gulp
gulp
they went by me, and i turned around to see the baby's face...it was covered with some plastic thing, maybe to protect the child from any rain drizzle or somethin.
i reached into my bag..to get something to give the father and child..and heard someone calling from a distance.
hurrying after the father, was the mother...half-walkin, half-runnin, several feet away from the father and the child.
every week, i do my momma's face, clean it up and put mudpack, to keep her youthful skin aglow..then i do her nails and toes..and let her talk about everything under the sun..never mind that ive heard some of the stories and the sermons about 3,293,586 times before.
my brother has a brain tumor, the size of a golf ball..it's stuck, wedged, right between his brain and brain stem.
the docs placed a Shunt, a special tube surgically placed inside his skull, leading to his tummy, to drain his excess cerebral fluids...
pls pardon my layman translation and description.
my bro will have to live with that Shunt all his life, and this fact worries us...and so my mom, wrote the famous surgeon named Dr. Benjamin Carson to ask for advice.
Dr. Benjamin Carson, hails from Detroit, USA.. aside from being a God-fearing family man, he also has many wondrous accomplishments throughout his years as a Physician.
he made medical history with an operation to separate a pair of Siamese twins, who were born joined at the back of the head.
he is helping countless of people, many of whom are children.
the same busy Physician, took the time to read my mother's letter, and to ask his assistant to reply, mostly to assure us of the neccesity and safety of a Shunt.
for me, Dr. Carson is indeed an EDUCATED man, with a humble heart, very big heart.
reading his biography is ALWAYS a great read..there is always something to learn from his life story.
Years of counselling had not prepared me for this one. Maybe you could help this guy find some solutions. Thank u.
vi
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Dear Vi:
I call my dog "SEX."
In the cityhall, I told the clerk: "I would like to have a license for SEX."
Clerk: "I would like to have one too."
Me: "You don't understand. Iv had SEX since I was 9 yrs old."
Clerk: "You musta been a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister: "I would like to have SEX at the wedding."
Minister: "Wait after the wedding is over."
Me: "But SEX had played a big part in my life and my whole world revolved around SEX!"
The Minister said he didn't want to hear about my personal life.
Me: "But everyone would enjoy having SEX at the wedding!"
For some reason, the Minister no longer agreed to proceed with the wedding, and even banned my whole family from the church. I hope he doesn't suffer from discrimination. The next day, I married my gf in the Justice of Peace.
In our honeymoon, my wife and I brought the dog with us. I asked the motel clerk for a room for me and my wife, and a special room for SEX.
Motel Clerk: "Every room in this motel is a place for sex, sir."
Me: "U don't understand! SEX keeps me awake at night!"
M. Clerk: "Me too!"
Since then, my dog has learned to run away from home. When my wife and I separated, we fought for custody of the dog.
I said: "Ur honor, I had SEX before I was married, but SEX left me after I was married."
Judge: "Me too!"
Our court hearing went on and on until the Judge ordered me to see a Psychiatrist, who asked me: "What seems to be the trouble?"
Me: "SEX has been my bestfriend all my life and now it has left me forever."
Doctor: "Look..SEX isn't man's bestfriend..go find urself a dog."
No one seems to understand me, Vi. Pls help.
Cordially,
Spanky
ps... attached is my dog's picture..have u found SEX?
may i just say that i appreciate the movie's effort to be unique.
im extremely easy to please but i almost found myself "barred to tirs".. u know wot am sayin
other peepz may actually like that type of genre, but i guess i simply don't.
was entertained by a mysterious caller who kept on callin me throughout the movie spiel..unknown caller kept ringin, ringin, ringin, till finally i kept the line goin till he/she/it used up his/her/its load.