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... the BIGGEST FLATTERY ...
... is knowing that just by being your wonderful SELF ...
you make a BITCH extremely INSECURE ...
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what i get Sep 2, 2008 2:48 am
Mood: tigang ulit, 1525 Views
... from behaving
... being good
... diverting my "h" into food
... i thought food would be enough

- bigger boobs
- bigger butt
- bigger tummy
- bigger cheeks
- headache

oh great ... after having to feel that wonderful feeling ... now it's just a memory ... i think i will just sing ...


I love myself
I want you to love me
When I feel down
I want you above me

I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come (cum) runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you


I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh on oh no yeah

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I feel down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh no oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
and when i think about you; i touch myself
ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself

I honestly do
I touch myself
I touch myself



i don't want to sing "i have two hands"
42 Comments
i love my nogy ... bow Aug 27, 2008 9:49 pm
Mood: tigang :)):)):)), 3541 Views
i love my nogy
nogy is my favorite living toy
because nogy has a mind of its own
sometimes nogy would know when I am staring
because nogy would be so perky and alive
nogy is like a pet
nogy nods when you pet him
nogy acknowledges a kiss
but nogy wants a French kiss always
nogy wants a warm place
nogy always wants to be cocooned
nogy throbs when he is aching
but nogy chokes and cries when you squeeze him so hard

i love smelling nogy everytime
sometimes nogy smells like papaya soap
because nogy wants to be white
sometimes he would smell like dove
but I told him not to use it for he would soften
but I love smelling nogy the most in the morning
because nogy is a heavy sleeper
i love seeing nogy so innocent
because nogy sweetily and deliciously wakes up
i would smooch nogy endlessly till he wakes up completely
because I know I would be rewarded with gratefulness after ...

but these past few months
me and nogy always fight
nogy doesn’t want to be held
nogy doesn’t want to be kissed
nogy doesn’t want anything but to sleep
it puts me in a bad mood
when nogy is misbehaving
because I am used to be playing with nogy before sleeping and upon waking up
the owner of nogy told me that nogy is just stressed-out
but I don’t want to hear that
because it breaks my heart not to play with nogy
i tried to be good that’s why I don’t play with nogy in the car anymore
but when I couldn’t help it
i would steal a kiss
or smell
or squeeze my nogy
i just love my nogy

oh well ... there goes my first poem ... hope i will not be scolded and punished later


my bestfriend sexymermaid told me that i would stop putting naughty posts if i am really doing it ... as i reviewed my posts ... balls ... cinema ... hahahahaha ... no lies there ...
108 Comments
thank you Aug 27, 2008 9:42 pm
Mood: thankful, 1403 Views
... so much for the e-mail you know who you are

hi, ulam... just read your profile, can't help but laugh (sa profile pa lang entertaining na)and email you...thank you for all your blogs...i am a fan of yours,,,i just read your blogs and some others , but not posting...ayaw na makigulo, hehehe...
God bless.
be safe and stay healthy!

rose

... m glad u beautiful ladies are not afraid of me going in and out of ur blogs ... because i love reading it ... i told dadee that the pretty women in fff are reading my blogs ... they are either sharing a comment or sending me an e-mail ... sometimes i would like to faint ... because now i feel responsible for what i put here ... but i don't know how to blog responsibly hope you pretty/intelligent ladies forgive me ... if i don't write well ... grammatically speaking ... sensibly speaking ... and i am not that good in expressing what i feel ... glad to share you what i feel ... and enjoy ur stay here

it's not me in the picture ... only the hair resembles me
32 Comments
to those who missed me ... if there is one :)):)):)) Aug 24, 2008 7:29 am
Mood: blah, 2095 Views
maybe having a long weekend is not good for me after all

the last time ... i got tipsy ... and drugged myself intentionally ...

seeing the mess i made in putting comments ... i reminded myself not to do it again

so i just read and laughed and felt sad with ur posts these past few days ... my mind was still foggy ... and a friend invited us to dine in his house ... and gave me a brandy to drink ... so i had alcohol inside my body again

but when i thought that i was ready to comment again ... fff gave me a hard time again by not giving me a confirmation no.

so i went to the chatroom last tuesday ... and had my fun chatting with old friends, enemies, ghosts ...

somebody even told me that i was gone for three months without me realizing it ...

honestly ... one of the reasons i stopped chatting was because we have a firewall in the office so i couldn't get through ... so i just let it all out in my blog ...

i just don't know if it is good or bad because i blurted all my craziness here ... dated ... recorded ... viewed ... replayed ... re-read ... mocked ... ignored ... laughed at ... grossed at ... giving dadee another kind of headache

but it was fun because last wednesday ... i accidentally entered the ELR ... ... honestly ... it was not in my intention to chat at that time ... but when smiley, rajan, sulei and imyourlady greeted/chatted with me ... i stayed for a while ... but sulei made me posts naughty-ly (?) ... so i stopped

i am not fond of entering the ELR because i am always nose-bleeding when in there ... i remembered i went there once using my other handle ... with a fake picture on the main profile ... but a real picture on the thumbnail ... i posted something about balls ... and really had fun with dadde at my back laughing so hard too ... but when a gold member told a friend that it was me ... i stopped because i will be scolded for sure

i also chatted with belle and ms molly ... and it was fun seeing them in the room ...

so there you are folks ... the reasons why i was quite these past days ... but i still managed to reply on some of my fave bloggers ... and still made my presence felt by visiting ur blogs ...

on second thought, who cares what i have been doing ... stay happy

144 Comments
heart of mine Aug 20, 2008 8:59 pm
1422 Views
“it's better to wait for years for that someone you are sure of, than to grab that chance w/ someone who picks you up but drops you whenever he wants ” <--quote given by a friend

One day, you may find true love
that will last forever and ever
'Til then you'll spend
a lifetime wishin' one together
You never thought she'd say goodbye
And you will never understand the reasons why

CHORUS
Heart of mine
How will you keep from dying
Stop reminiscing
Who is she kissing
Heart of mine
Oh, what's the use in trying
No one can mend you now

Mmm

Love plays cruel games,
you can't believe she's found another lover
Does she miss me,
sometimes you just can't help but wonder
No, you can't stop the hands of time
And you will always be the one she left behind

CHORUS
Heart of mine (oh, heart of mine)
How will you keep from dying
Stop reminiscing
Who is she kissing
Heart of mine (oh, heart of mine)
Oh, what's the use in trying
No one can mend you now
And you will always be the one she left behind

CHORUS
Heart of mine (oh, heart of mine)
How will you keep from dying
Stop reminiscing
Who is she kissing
Heart of mine (oh, heart of mine)
Oh, what's the use in trying
No one can mend you now

(Oh, heart of mine)
Heart of mine (oh, heart of mine)
Heart of mine (oh, heart of mine)
Oh, what's the use in trying
No one can mend you now
80 Comments
i miss cooking Aug 15, 2008 1:30 am
1544 Views
i miss cooking ...
i miss feeding dadee what i cooked ...
i miss dadee complaining that i overfed him ...
i miss washing the empty pots and pans ...
i miss preparing packed lunch for dadee ...
i miss the compliments of dadee's subordinates whenever they smell/taste what i cooked ...
dadee is trying to lose weight so he doesn't want me to cook anymore ...
from 160 lbs. he is now 190 lbs.
but i like him huggable ...

... anybody ... wanna share my cooked meals
77 Comments
:)):)):)) Aug 11, 2008 7:19 am
Mood: drunk, 1569 Views
as i traced where i put comments on my favorite blogs ... some of my comments were ... and i said to myself ... "what the heck am i saying?" ... pardon me ... i drank two bottles of beer and took 50mg of antihistamines ... however i was not sedated at once ... dadee was already sleeping when i felt the effect ... so for now ... i will only be contented in reading ur posts ... because it will happen again this weekend and i don't know how long being drugged and the effect of alcohol will stay in my body ...
54 Comments
goodbye :-h Aug 11, 2008 6:43 am
Mood: farty, 1390 Views
since the are not afraid by my "scary troll with a foot on his face" above .... and they create havoc in my blog ... i've read in wikipedia ... that the pharaohs used incense to ward off evil spirits or demons ... but in blogsville i think it takes more than incense to drive them away ... so i am giving my .... smelly ... awful .... disgusting ... fiery ...
<< -------- ... wanna contribute?
59 Comments
get out of my blog Aug 9, 2008 9:39 am
Mood: mad, 2274 Views
i don't need GROUCHY PAYING OLD MEMBERS ... if you don't like what i post ... then you are not welcome here ... go sulk in your boring posts ... or try changing the color of your hair so that you will not look 75 instead of what you claimed in ur profile to be 53!-->> men and their ...

tomorrow i'll be hearing this again from dadee:
"don't ever wrestle with a pig ... you'll both get dirty ... but the pig will enjoy it..." i promise this will be the last ... any demon who would post again will be banned
141 Comments
men and their ... Aug 8, 2008 1:51 am
1737 Views
for the pinoys only and for the pinays with pinoy partner ...

i've read in a magazine last night ... that men who are well-endowed have big egos? because they think that they are God's gift to women? ... your answer please ...

i am sorry ... i don't have appropriate blings
YES
NO
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