well ... call me bad .. but this happened ten years ago ... i don't know why peepz ask me about s*x ... sometimes i would like to think that i am really that naughty to be asked for an advice ... or maybe ... i look like a s*x guru ... or maybe i look like a human viagr@ ... or maybe i look like a walking p*ssy (bcoz of my curly hair) ... whatever ... but here goes my story ...
an officemate of mine (28 yr old at that time) who never had a bf was so excited one day because she's been flirting with someone ... and she had a feeling that she will be experiencing "it" the first time ... me ... being the person you can tell anything and everything under the sun ... and being one of the boys ... was being approached by her ... everyday, every morning ... she never failed to stick her mouth to my ears to ask questions about s*x ... and maybe out of curiosity my boss asked me what she was telling me about ... and i told my boss she's been asking me about s*x ... and how to do it ... and my boss replied "maybe she's in heat" ... anyways, one thing that she was so worried about was her teeth ... she has false front teeth ... maybe half of it ... at that time i was so bz with work ... so when she asked me about "they said that when you have false teeth ... kissing tastes different" ... and i honestly answered with "yup .. no matter how i like the guy but when i see that he has false teeth ... there is no hope for us" ... (no offense meant to those who has false teeth ... like some of you who likes women with long hair ... or men who is tall ... i have my own "trip") ... back to the story ... when she kept on bothering me about her false teeth and how she could give a b* with her teeth ... somewhat irritated (she was really makulit) ... i told her "think of it as an advantage" when she asked why ... i told her because "you can do it smoothly ... in and out ... without fear of scarring "it" with ur teeth ..."
the morning after ... she was mad at me ... and i asked why? ... because when she was about to give h#ad to his bf ... she asked his bf "if he would like to take out her false teeth so that she can do it smoothly without the teeth" ... i almost fell off my chair and i imagined what she look like without the teeth ... and i answered her with "did i tell u to take it off?
from then on ... i was very cautious when giving advices about s#x ... because i am not expert .. i am just playful
