http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/trinity777/?pid=f2397 [COLOR green][SIZE 2][B]Funny stories i've heard of or have read somewhere and i want to share, after all laughter is still the best medicine. [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]:D ;) :P http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_86977.html?pid=f2397 After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help. He said, "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand y Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:10:56 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_86977.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_86270.html?pid=f2397 A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year!!! Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:11:54 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_86270.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_86110.html?pid=f2397 A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation."What's the matter?" he was asked.He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure i Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:43:09 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_86110.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_85873.html?pid=f2397 My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.I feel better already. Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:36:10 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_85873.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_84011.html?pid=f2397 PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN -It Still Does NothingSCSI- System Can't See ItDOS- Defunct Operating SystemBASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry ControlIBM- I Blame Mic Sun, 18 May 2008 05:45:40 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_84011.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_83698.html?pid=f2397 A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.Well he thinks for a while and say Tue, 13 May 2008 08:38:07 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_83698.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_83614.html?pid=f2397 An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, let me have the bad news first." D Mon, 12 May 2008 02:52:45 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_83614.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_82811.html?pid=f2397 What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?They are four ways you can lose your house! /:> Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:53:13 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_82811.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_82302.html?pid=f2397 To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:21:26 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_82302.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81898.html?pid=f2397 Intelligence is like an underwear. U should always have it but u need not show it off. U should only take it off when necessary and if u don't have it, it shows!!! Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:04:43 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81898.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81759.html?pid=f2397 I feel i am in my lowest low today and i am soooooooooooooooooo ALONE!!!!!!!!!! Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:45:16 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81759.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81189.html?pid=f2397 We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, " Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:23:17 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81189.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81188.html?pid=f2397 One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientis Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:15:11 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_81188.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_80781.html?pid=f2397 A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks t Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:50:19 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_80781.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_80735.html?pid=f2397 Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends. Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:36:12 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_80735.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_79860.html?pid=f2397 On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircr Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:23:58 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_79860.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_78423.html?pid=f2397 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:10:02 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_78423.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_77781.html?pid=f2397 - When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.- When it's i Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:12:33 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_77781.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_77780.html?pid=f2397 - Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?- If people f Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:04:44 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_77780.html?pid=f2397 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_77703.html?pid=f2397 Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament: "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. To my son Bar Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:35:47 -0800 http://filipinofriendfinder.com/blog/6070/post_77703.html?pid=f2397