nuevo ano 2015
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Posted:Jan 1, 2015 1:43 am
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let us leave 2014 with thanksgiving for all the blessings we received and the trials we survived
Let us learn to write our hurts in the sand where the winds of forgiveness from God bow them away forever
Let us welcome 2015 with new hope, stronger faith, more patience and understanding towards others and lots of love in our hearts!
cheers for a Godly perspective and peaceful 2015! may the Lord keep you and bless you all through the year!
happy hugss, love n kissess to you!
susan
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bad parrot
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Posted:Nov 25, 2014 10:39 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 10:43 am 27241 Views
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BAD Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
A Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving to All...
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BE UPFRONT ABOUT THE TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP YOU WANT
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Posted:Nov 22, 2014 6:28 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 10:43 am 27106 Views
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Too many people enter the dating game not fully sure of what they actually want to get out of it. Granted, most women are hoping to find Mr. Right so they can get married, settle down and start a family. However, not all women are looking for that type of relationship. Many are simply looking for someone that they can have fun with and relate to on an equal footing.
Everyone is different in their own way but if you’re looking for a particular type of relationship, it’s only fair that you let potential partners know exactly what you’re looking for. In that way, if you’re someone that wants the white picket fence, you won’t waste your time and the time of someone that only wants to date casually. It also keeps you from getting your feelings hurt.
Also, consider the age group that you’ll fall into when looking for a great person to date. Like it or not, there are certain things that each age group is looking for in the majority. For instance, if you’re in your mid -30s, you’re probably going to find that there are a lot of divorced people in this group. They’ve already done the marriage and family thing. So if you want to find Mr. Right and settle down but aren’t necessarily looking for a ready made family, you probably want to get that clear from the outset.
Younger age groups are still in that phase of just having some fun. They want to hang out, take trips and just have fun in general when they’re not working. The people that fall into this group are typically not looking for anything truly serious, although they’re starting to understand that they’ll need to be a bit more particular in their dating partners. It just depends on which side of 25 they are on.
Older groups, especially women who are 40, 50 and 60 years old are usually not hoping to start a new family by getting pregnant with a new baby. Now some men like the idea of being a father later in life but most are ready to start enjoying the things that having a career for several years has enabled them to do. They want to travel extensively and just enjoy life.
Then there’s the group that contains all ages. These can get a bit dicey because you can have a 45 year old woman dating a 25 year old man and their future plans can be totally different. On the other hand, they can be very similar in the present but change drastically in the future. So you need to be careful with that.
The most important thing is that, no matter what your age, be clear about the things you want in a relationship, then there can be no misunderstandings later.
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good beautiful people
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Posted:Nov 3, 2014 7:02 am
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Beautiful people are not always Good.
But Good people are always Beautiful.
Makeup doesn't make you Prettier and Money doesn't make you richer because the real wealth and beauty depends on how you VALUE YOURSELF.
At the end of the day, you will not remember the person with the beautiful face but you will remember the person with the most beautiful HEART and SOUL....superman
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first contact n emails from scammers
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Posted:Oct 26, 2014 1:17 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2015 8:42 pm 50484 Views
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FIRST CONTACT EMAIL & EMAILS FROM SCAMMERS !
Does it start with hello angel, sweetie, cutie, princess, etc.?
Is their spelling, grammar, etc. very different from their profile?
Do they tell you their name followed by "by name"? ex: am Kelvin by name
Do they give you their age, location, etc. even though it is on the profile?
Do they say God fearing or fears God rather than loves God?
Do they seem to have "fill in the blanks" ( )'s. Ex: Am (52) of age, I saw your profile on.....
Do they say "am" rather than "I am"? Ex: "am Kelvin by name. am Engineer"
Do they seem to compliment you too much?
Did their spouse die in some accident or cancer?
Did their spouse cheat on them with their best friend?
Are they left with one or two ?
Do they seem to profess their love for you right away?
Do they repeat themselves?
Does the email seem to be excessively long for an introduction?
Do they use what looks like poetry?
Do they say that age is just a number?
Do they say age, color or distance does not matter?
Do they want you to reply to their "private" email?
Do they say they don't get on the site much and prefer that you email them.
Do they say they are almost always online.
Do they want to talk on IM immediately?
Do they want you to reply immediately?
Do they email you poems?
Do they sometimes forget your name or use someone else's name in an email to you?
Do they say "I care"? ex: "hope to read from you soonest...I care"
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AreQuIcK
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Posted:Aug 20, 2014 7:34 am
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Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this )
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Senility Prayer
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Posted:Aug 9, 2014 9:57 pm
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God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference[/B][/COLOR]
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RETIREE'S MESSAGE
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Posted:Aug 9, 2014 9:54 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 5:42 am 27506 Views
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As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that
I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me! And here is why.
1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.
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Now that I'm older and wiser, here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
10. in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause .
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?
16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20.DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE..........??????
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HaPpY BuRPdAy to ME
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Posted:Jul 31, 2014 7:59 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 10:43 am 27414 Views
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My dear FFF bloggers and friends,
Would like to invite you to my big burpday bash! I will be a beautiful sweet 61 ner! All you have to do is get a slice of chocolate cake on Sunday August 3 and a cup of coffee or a bottle of soda of your liking and wish me a happy burpday! Happy eating!!
My wish for myself:
good health, good life and good sexy love life! . good friends to stay
I promise to do these for others:
share smile and sunshine to everyone
share laughters and giggles with friends and families
keep regular bonding with grandkids and
give sit in tutorial if my subject is really hard for my students (MATH
visit the sick once in a while and share food
give food to street once in a while. I might spoil them
lend my 2 ears for a good talk and advise if needed
be more earth friendly
be katikaterang palaka sometimes
give a pat on one's shoulder for moral support
share words of wisdom to others
I pray to God to help me work on these things and continue giving me good health and friends. LET IT BE!
I am not a regular church goer. To my FFF friends n bloggers, include me in your prayers and God will reward you a thousand fold.
Thank you and Happy burpday to me! God bless you.
happy hugss and lots of kissess!
Yours truly,
Susan
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