food for the soul 3
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Posted:Mar 16, 2015 9:14 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 1:10 am 27509 Views
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FOOD FOR THE SOUL: Our Attitudes reflect our Personality
Proverbs 15:15 All the days of the oppressed are wretched, but the cheerful heart has a continual feast.
Our ATTITUDES color our whole PERSONALITY. We cannot always choose what happens to us but we can choose our ATTITUDES toward each situation. The secret to a cheerful heart is filling our minds with thoughts that are true, pure and lovely, with thought that dwell on the good things in life that was Paul's secret as he faced imprisonment, and it can be ours as we face struggles of daily living. Look at our attitudes and then examine what we allow to enter our mind and what we choose to dwell on..We may need to make some changes..sharing from Life Application Bible..hugsss
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company policy
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Posted:Mar 15, 2015 9:22 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 1:10 am 27551 Views
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Company Policy:
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
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hearing aid, anyone?
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Posted:Mar 15, 2015 9:01 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2015 9:48 pm 27575 Views
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A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they run?” he asked the clerk.
“That depends,” said the salesman. “They run from $2.00 to $2,000.”
“Let’s see the $2.00 model,” he said.
The clerk put the device around the man’s neck. “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,” he instructed.
“How does it work?” the customer asked.
“For $2.00, it doesn’t work,” the salesman replied. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder!”
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food for the soul 2
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Posted:Mar 5, 2015 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2015 9:05 pm 27574 Views
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If at first you don't succeed, do not try again. Find out first the reason why. Correct the mistakes and then try again.
If you keep on doing the same thing, you will keep on getting the same results. This is not only a business principle, it is a leadership and life principle as well....FRancis Kong
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food for the soul 1
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Posted:Mar 5, 2015 4:35 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 1:10 am 27533 Views
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purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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EVERYDAYis HEARTS' DAY
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Posted:Feb 13, 2015 9:12 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2015 2:12 am 27365 Views
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Keep your heart healthy, beautiful and sexy! Hugs
To be healthy is to "Heal" + "thy" heart.
.forgive people..
Be thankful everyday
.read an uplifting book..
.take time to smell flowers...
see the best in people..
.help people.
..share blessings..
Respect people..
When we feel better, better things happen.
Heal thy heart n keep a healthy heart. Hugss hugss
Happy Pagibig day to all11
be a blessing to others too
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EVERYDAYis HEARTS' DAY
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Posted:Feb 13, 2015 9:12 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 1:10 am 27236 Views
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Keep your heart healthy, beautiful and sexy! Hugs
To be healthy is to "Heal" + "thy" heart.
.forgive people..
Be thankful everyday
.read an uplifting book..
.take time to smell flowers...
see the best in people..
.help people.
..share blessings..
Respect people..
When we feel better, better things happen.
Heal thy heart n keep a healthy heart. Hugss hugss
Happy Pagibig day to all11
be a blessing to others too
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EVERYDAYis HEARTS' DAY
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Posted:Feb 13, 2015 9:12 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 1:10 am 27282 Views
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Keep your heart healthy, beautiful and sexy! Hugs
To be healthy is to "Heal" + "thy" heart.
.forgive people..
Be thankful everyday
.read an uplifting book..
.take time to smell flowers...
see the best in people..
.help people.
..share blessings..
Respect people..
When we feel better, better things happen.
Heal thy heart n keep a healthy heart. Hugss hugss
Happy Pagibig day to all11
be a blessing to others too
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EVERYDAYis HEARTS' DAY
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Posted:Feb 13, 2015 9:12 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 1:10 am 27180 Views
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Keep your heart healthy, beautiful and sexy! Hugs
To be healthy is to "Heal" + "thy" heart.
.forgive people..
Be thankful everyday
.read an uplifting book..
.take time to smell flowers...
see the best in people..
.help people.
..share blessings..
Respect people..
When we feel better, better things happen.
Heal thy heart n keep a healthy heart. Hugss hugss
Happy Pagibig day to all11
be a blessing to others too
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I think u r the father of 1of my
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Posted:Jan 24, 2015 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2015 7:29 pm 27388 Views
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I Think You're The Father of One of My ...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my .'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your 's teacher.”
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