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Take chances!!!
 
Take a lot of them...
Coz honestly,
no matter where u end up and with whom...
it always end up just the way it should be...
Your mistakes made who u are...
You learn to grow w/ each choice u make
Say how u feel always...
Be you!! And be okay with it!!!
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BUS RIDE.... May 31, 2008 11:24 am
Mood: poor boy!, 272 Views
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum?? I was sitting on daddy's lap!!!

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MARRIAGE CONTRACT... May 31, 2008 11:15 am
Mood: frustrated..., 297 Views
Wife: Honey...What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing...

Wife : Nothing...??? U've been reading our marriage certificate for hours ???

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date


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WORRY FREE *wink! May 31, 2008 2:13 am
Mood: bitchy, 298 Views
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well ... that's because we aren't married yet !!!

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S...E...X...Y!!!! May 31, 2008 2:04 am
Mood: duh???, 339 Views
A wife asked her husband:
"Honey what do you like most in me???
my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe?
and replied...
"Your sense of humor..."

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HOW’D YOU KNOW WHEN THE RIGHT ONE COMES ALONG? May 29, 2008 5:26 am
Mood: shopping, 302 Views
Me… I just knew it
Like me, it’s simple
The type you’d like to be with
on a cool ride to relax
And unwind
It’s so cool... it fits
It matches my light and easy mood
when I drive to the café and cinemas

yeah that’s my shoes
size 6...in PI
size 23 in Europe

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A VERY SWEET...LOVE STORY! May 29, 2008 3:49 am
Mood: bully, 400 Views
A night before their wedding
the guy went to his fiancee's house
While waiting for his gf in the living room,
his hot...and soon to be sis in law told him
"if you wanna have sex with me, am upstairs
He stood there...shocked and a bit confused
then he made up his mind and turned his back
to go to his car parked outside
to his surprised... his gf's waiting outside
with tears in her eyes, saying...
"you passed the test my love
i am happy to be your wife!"

MORAL OF THE STORY:

"Always keep you condoms in your car!"
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SHUDDAP!!! May 27, 2008 9:40 am
Mood: cheated waaaa, 344 Views

A wife caught his husband in bed with another woman

WIFE: You cheaters!!!
Am going to kill youuu!!!

HUSBAND: Oh please darling! Have pity!!!

WIFE: (between sobs and sighs) you are right...
guess I will kill myself instead (pointing the gun in her head)

HUSBAND: NOOO!!! Sweetheart!!!! Don’ttttttttt do it!!!!

WIFE: shuddap!!!!
Or u’ll be next!!!

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CANNIBALS... May 27, 2008 5:47 am
Mood: eating mode, 258 Views
DONALD: hey ! Jackash mate!!!long time no see eh???

JACKASH: yah right! I just came from Africa..

DONALD: Africa?
JACKASH: yeah ! yeah! We’re assigned there!

DONALD: lots of cannibals there ..right?

JACKASH: yeah kinda scary! But they are educated now!

DONALD: Really???you mean they do not eat human anymore!!!

JACKASH: Oh no! they still do! Only now they use...
spoon and fork!...on a candle lights!
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WHAT HAPPENS IN...VEGAS??? May 23, 2008 11:09 am
Mood: gambling!, 366 Views
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....
and bet twenty-thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come
on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...
and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"

The other answered,
"I don't know...
I thought you were watching."


Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But, all men..... are well....men.
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B R O K E N ...& S U I C I D A L... May 23, 2008 10:52 am
Mood: feel like laughing, 360 Views

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled;
“Ouch! That hurts!”

Then she gingerly touched her left cheek and again yelled “Ouch! That hurts too:”

Then she touched her right earlobe,
“Oh my God, even that hurts!” she cried.

The doctor looked at her thoughtfully
and told her his diagnosis,
“You have a broken finger, my dear!”



*******************************************

“I am suicidal, doctor”, said the patient
who was visiting the consultant for the first time.

“ Tell me what I should do??”

“Pay in advance," suggested the doctor.
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