Take a lot of them... Coz honestly, no matter where u end up and with whom... it always end up just the way it should be... Your mistakes made who u are... You learn to grow w/ each choice u make Say how u feel always... Be you!! And be okay with it!!!
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be s-e-x here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
Leslie and Aisha were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Leslie suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Aisha promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Leslie out.
When the hospital director became aware of Aisha's heroic act, she immediately ordered that Aisha be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Aisha to be mentally stable. The director went to Aisha and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Leslie, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Aisha replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry....
Jester, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Jester walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Jester and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Jester replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The doctor said, "OMG! I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
Why It's No Fun To Be A Pen?is You're bald your whole life; you have a hole in your head; your neighbors are nuts; the guy closest to you is an a$$hole; and everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint!
married typical good-looking lady,
and 
to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
