Take a lot of them... Coz honestly, no matter where u end up and with whom... it always end up just the way it should be... Your mistakes made who u are... You learn to grow w/ each choice u make Say how u feel always... Be you!! And be okay with it!!!
Begin every morning with a pleasant, cheerful face Make the effort for your face and your heart interact
Your face is the mirror of your heart If the sun shines in your heart your face becomes sunny too and a lot of things change
Your work no longer tires you so much. You enjoy more deeply all the good and beautiful sides of life. With an open and laughing face
You make the sun shine On the people around you At home or anywhere. You become stronger in adversity
You make suffering less painful. You cheer up the sick Poor, humble people get fresh courage. Many people owe their moral uplift To a friendly face and a kind word
Kindliness and warmth make people lovable Change yourself And change the world
Yes, start your day with a smile Friendliness is a wonderful thing Friendliness makes people lovable Friendliness changes you, changes the world
That is why:
Begin every new day with a friendly face Take the trouble to do this For your face should reflect the heart Everything changes when your face changes Your work does not tire you much When you do it with a relaxed and happy face An open and laughing face Let the sun shine on everyone around you It makes you stronger in adversities It lessens suffering and cheers the sick It brings courage to the poor and the humble
START WITH A SMILE Your day, your meeting with people Your meeting with yourself And with the Lord each day!
Jul 3, 2008 5:29 pm Mood: GOOD MORNING!, 638 Views
It's more than the food it's the whole experience that i love sitting in a cafe or ... just the table in my own house lingeries over a strong cup of coffee dreaming...wishing...thinking the day feels ripe with possibility I LOVE BREAKFAST!!!
A man and a woman were driving down the rod and arguing about his deplorable infidelity
Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's member off
The woman angrily tosses it out of the car window
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 10-year old daughter
The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of the sudden the p*e*n*i*s smacks the pick up's windshields sticks for a moment...then flies off!
Surprised ...the daughter ask her father... "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his 10-yr old daughter to anything sexual at such young age...the father replies... "It was only a bug honey!"
The daughter sits with confused look on her face and after a few minutes says... "Sure had a big d*i*c*k, didn't it???
For his birthday, little Asslie asked for a 10-speed bicycle
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Asslie heading out the front door with a suitcase
So he asked, "Son! where are you going?"
Little Asslie told his dad... "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!
Jun 29, 2008 2:18 am Mood: smarta$$ kiddo, 535 Views
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him .
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit!"
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of His Dad bouncing up and down The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts worried about what her son has seen She dresses quickly and goes to find him The son sees his mom and asks, "what were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flaten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
See what happens when you lie to your child !! HAHAHAHA
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his Wife, " Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, Shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four!!!"
but just 
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too
he goes to the nanny's room. 
