Three Cups on the Coffee Table
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Posted:Aug 9, 2008 5:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2008 3:37 am 3377 Views
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Threesome
I would like a threesome on the coffee table or even more, it would be fun to talk about things in life with friends over a cup of coffee, wouldn't it?
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Will You Speak Clearly Please...
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Posted:Aug 6, 2008 1:18 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2008 3:52 am 3005 Views
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TANJEWBERRYMUDS
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia.
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. - Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
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Ponder On This
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Posted:Aug 5, 2008 9:39 pm
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2008 4:09 am 2998 Views
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RELAX...
When life is hard and
Payday is still so far away
And when the salary comes
it's not enough
there is only one thing to do
And
KEEP THE FAITH !!!
Remember, GOD has EVERYTHING under control.
He has never ever forsaken you...
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My RED World
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Posted:Aug 5, 2008 7:31 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2008 4:19 am 3018 Views
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What could red mean?
I was rummaging through the clothes cabinet and I noticed that most of my shirts are red, I never intended to collect red shirts but I guess the color has a special effect on me because I tend to pick out RED when I'm made to choose from the many choices of colors.
To list a few, I noticed I have:
a pair of red house slippers, red hairclips, a red lipstick, a red pillow on my red bed cover, a red umbrella, some red hankies, a red toothbrush, a red wallet, a red fancy shades, a red puncher, a red stapler, a red ballpen, a red pentel pen, in a small red bag, a red tweezer, red toe nails and oooh, I just looked ...lol... red panties.
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What Is Needed?
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Posted:Aug 1, 2008 7:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2008 8:38 pm 3000 Views
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"Very little is needed to have a Happy Life,
it is all within yourself;
in your way of thinking.
Whatever you do,
do it with love in your heart..."
Have a pleasant and wonderful day. God speed.
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Hazel
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Posted:Jul 29, 2008 5:40 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2008 8:34 pm 2940 Views
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This is a birthday greeting to one of my best friends in life, sometimes I refer to her as my soulmate, we get along together well and she is like a sister to me.
Happy Birthday Sister Hazel.
May you will have many more to come.
God bless you and your loved ones.
Sister Hazel at the center of the photo.
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Caution...Please Heed
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Posted:Jul 27, 2008 4:38 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2008 9:20 am 3197 Views
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Words of Caution:
Never, Never, Never,
EVER ...
And I repeat
EVER...
Tell A Woman
She Can't Cook !!!
click on the image
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Where Are You???...LOL
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Posted:Jul 16, 2008 3:48 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2008 6:44 am 3106 Views
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Grow Old With Me
Mary Chapin Carpenter
(John Lennon)
Grow old along with me
The best is yet to be
When our time has come
We will be as one
God bless our love
God bless our love
Grow old along with me
Two branches of one tree
Face the setting sun
When the day is done
God bless our love
God bless our love
Spending our lives together
Man and wife together
World without end
World without end
Grow old along with me
Whatever fate decrees
We will see it through
For our love is true
God bless our love
God bless our love.
Can anyone tell me, where is he, where is he, where is he? Where are you??? I want to start growing old with you, hahaha.
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Rainbow
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Posted:Jul 16, 2008 3:24 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2008 4:17 am 2759 Views
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"Everybody wants happiness and no one wants pain.
But how can anyone make a rainbow without a little rain?"
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