Thank you for always being there. I ask forgiveness for all the wrong that I've done. I know I've strayed away from your loving kindness but you always have pulled me back into your loving arms.
Thank you for not giving up on me. Like a prodigal child, I did it my way. I wandered around, thought I could do it on my own but I know I can do nothing without YOU. Now, I want you to take over. I know I will always feel safe.
I love you Lord. Hawak-kamay tayo lagi ha! Walang iwanan...
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines Enabling customers to withdraw cash Without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are Requested to use the procedures outlined Below when accessing their accounts."
"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate Steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required Amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents On to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary; With your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash a ND receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register And place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
I just got home from my week visit to my brother's in Cotabato City. He and his wife adopted a very cute baby girl whose name is Angeline but they fondly call her "Bordekai." She is loved. She goes with them every morning when they go to the market to buy what they need for their little food house.
Bordekai is a very cute little baby, with pretty eyes and eyebrows. She makes everyone smile with what she does with her little nose. She never sleeps without hearing some disco music. The father has to turn on the radio when it's time for Bordekai to sleep.
We surely miss her. Hoping to see her once again when Bordekai goes to Cebu.
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco
2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle ,WA
3. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered.."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive." Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-Corvallis, OR
4. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos,>and wearing strange clothing, entered . It w as quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon >wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn." Submitted by RN no name.
May not be here for a week. Tomorrow night I will be leaving for Cotabato City via Cagayan de Oro City to visit my brother. I hope to see some relatives and to see the special places of the city which I have seen 20 years ago.
Hoping for a safe and a blissful trip.
Putting on my traveling shoes. See ya soon, Cotabato City.
I reported to work today and somebody reminded me that today is Friday, the 13th. He then added that a lot of misfortunes/badluck may happen today. I smiled.
I went home. On my way I passed by a bank and tried on the ATM machine. "Sorry, the transaction cannot be processed." Mmmm... I tried again, the machine sent the same message. I paused and said to myself, "Has it something to do with today being FRIDAY, the 13th?"
