vacation
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Posted:Aug 25, 2006 2:32 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2009 9:26 pm 4560 Views
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i'll be back in the philipines on the 28th of marsh and will stay there till the 28th of june 
the vacation is'nt a vacation anymore , i live in the Philippines now permanent 
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the parots
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Posted:Aug 19, 2006 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2007 12:05 am 4216 Views
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a lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, " father , i hace a problem.I have two female parrots , but they onlyknow how to say one thing " .
" what do they say ? " ask the priest.
they say , " hi , we're hookers! do you want to have some fun ?"
that's obcene!" the priest exlaimed , and then thought for a moment .
" you know " , he said , " i may have a solution to your problem .i have two male talking parrots ,wich i have taught to pray and read the bible. bring your parots over to my house and we'll put themin the cage with them.
my parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
" thank you " , the woman respondede, " that may very well be the solution."
the next day , she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
as he ushered her in , she saw that his two parrots where inside their cage , holding rosary beads and praying . impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
after a few minutes , the female parrots cried out in unision ; " hi, we're hookers ! do you want to have some fun ? "
there was a stunned silence .
shocked , one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
" put the baeds away , frank our prayers have been answered ! "
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don't judge me for who i am
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Posted:Aug 7, 2006 11:53 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2009 4:28 am 5720 Views
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well here i am , what can i say ? 
ok , i'm as you can see in my profile / pick , that i'm a male , and i sometimes wear female clothing .
It does'nt mean that i'm gay , according some books that i did read about transgendereds ( CD's , TV's , shemales tranny's , ladyboys , transsexuals falls under that same umbrella )but in those books for those who don't want a sexchange , it seems that i'm " bipolar ".
that means that i can see things , understand things and situations, just like a woman does , but i can also understand the vieuw points of a male .
the female clothing is only an expression of my inner femininity ( wich actualy every man also has but mostly don't know or don't want to recognise it )
in some cultures it's seen as a special gift to to a person like me , but in cociety today it can be rather a curse , because the church created centuries ago a taboo around it , and made it like it was a sin
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