Only a Mother would know Nov 20, 2009 4:20 pm 27 Views Cup of Tea.. One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 3 years old, and someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift. It was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her sit quietly in another room,so mom could watch me bring dad the cup of tea, because I was so cute. Mom waited, and sure enough, I came walking down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. Mom watches dad drink from the tea cup. Then she says, (as only a mother would know.... 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet? 2 Comments

What does 'Love' mean?? Nov 17, 2009 2:33 pm 61 Views A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds. The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. Rebecca- age 8 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. Billy - age 4 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. Karl - age 5 'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs. Chrissie- age 6 'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. erri - age 4 'Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. Danny - age 7 'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mummy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss' Emily - age 8 'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,' Nikka - age 6(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet) 'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday..' Noelle - age 7 'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.' Tommy - age 6 'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.' Cindy - age 8 'My mummy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.' Clare - age 6 'Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.' Elaine-age 5 'Love is when Mummy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. Chris - age 7 'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day Mary Ann - age 4 'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. Lauren - age 4 'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image) Karen - age 7 'Love is when Mummy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross. Mark - age 6 'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. Jessica - age 8 And the best one: a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said, 'Nothing, I just helped him cry' 6 Comments

Angel in The Pink Dress... Nov 16, 2009 7:01 am 74 Views There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat And watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was Yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no Effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a step toward assisting someone who is different. As I got closer, the little girl lowered her eyes slightly to Avoid my intent stare. As I approached her, I could see the shape of her back more clearly. She was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form. I smiled to let her know it was OK, I was there to help, to talk. I sat down beside her and opened with a simple, 'Hello' The little girl acted shocked, and stammered a 'hi, after a long stare into my eyes. I smiled and she shyly smiled back. We talked until darkness fell and the park was completely empty. I asked the girl why she was so sad. The little girl looked at me with a sad face and said, 'Because, I'm Different....' I immediately said, 'That you are!'; and smiled. The little girl acted even sadder and said, 'I know.' 'Little girl,' I said, 'you remind me of an angel, sweet and innocent..' She looked at me and smiled, then slowly she got to her feet and Said, 'Really?' 'Yes, you're like a little Guardian Angel sent to watch over all the people walking by.' She nodded her head yes, and smiled. With that she opened the back of her pink dress and allowed her Wings to spread, then she said 'I am.' 'I'm your Guardian Angel,' with a twinkle in her eye.. I was speechless... sure I was seeing things. She said, 'For once you thought of someone other than yourself. My job here is done'.. I got to my feet and said, 'Wait, why did no one stop to help an Angel?' She looked at me, smiled, and said, 'You're the only one that could see me,' and then she was gone. And with that, my life was changed dramatically. So, when you think you're all you have, remember, your angel is Always watching over you. Like the story says, we all need someone... And, every one of your friends is an Angel in their own way. The value of a friend is measured in the heart. I hope your Guardian Angel watches over you always. 8 Comments

Now and Forever... Nov 10, 2009 4:12 pm 95 Views Now And Forever Air Supply When love is new And the world is out reaching for you We try hard to hold it all In our hands But it slips through Like soft drifting sands But drying the tears Can build it all like new Now and forever Remember the words From my heart will always be true Now and forever Together and all that I feel Here's my love for you Learning each day That the right time was so far away To tell you the things I knew Now it's clear That the moment We searched for is here And counting the years Is all I want to do Hold me as close As love will allow Until all your fears are gone What has all passed Is over now I'm here with you I'm here with you I'm holding on I'm holding on Is my love for you 2 Comments

Enjoy Sex!! LOL! Nov 9, 2009 5:08 am 152 Views THIS IS FUNNY!read this, and get a good laugh ... A dog named Sex Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He said," I'd like one too. Then I said," but this is a dog. He said he didn't care what she looked like.Then I said," You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old.He winked and said,"You must have been quite a kid". When I married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said," you don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do". I said, " look, you don't seem to understand Sex keeps me awake at night". The clerk said," Funny---I have the same problem". One day,I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my tickets. "But you don't understand". I said. " I had hoped to have Sex on TV. "He said, "Now that cable is all over the place.it's no big deal anymore". When my wife and I separated. we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, " Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, " The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please. Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, " me too" Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, " What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?". I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. 11 Comments

Dream Boy Nov 4, 2009 5:00 pm 204 Views last night I found you in my dreams again what must I do to get next to you? 12 Comments

Secret Love Nov 4, 2009 3:31 am 147 Views I secretly love you... but you don't know that because it's a secret ssssssh Once I had a secret love That lived within the heart of me All too soon my secret love Oh, became impatient to be free So I told a friendly star The way that dreamers often do Just how wonderful you are And why I'm so in love with you? Now I shout it from the highest hill Even told the golden daffodils At last my heart's an open door And my secret love's no secret anymore 0 Comments

if ... Nov 3, 2009 4:34 pm 173 Views if I could do one thing; it could be to KISS you in the middle of the street in the pouring rain 7 Comments

A perfect dream Oct 26, 2009 4:41 am 263 Views Do you have dreams, Well I do I dream of wonderful things I dream of things yet to come I dream of things some may say is dumb In a dream: I saw myself in a white gown Walking down the asile In a dream: I saw you in a black suit Standing at the end In a dream: I looked ahead beside you was a preacher In a dream: I looked beside the preacher I saw her my bestfriend In a dream: I looked beside you I saw him your best mate In a dream: I looked down I saw our flower Cherry Blossoms In a dream: You looked at me you smiled and i saw a tear In a dream: you kissed me so sweetly is was the perfect moment But remember what i said It was only a dream by:Janae Coe 4 Comments

IF I GIVE MY HEART TO YOU Oct 24, 2009 7:30 am 309 Views Before I give my heart to you, There are a few things you must do. You have to prove your love is true, This will not be easy to do. IF I GIVE MY HEART TO YOU by Doris Day If I give my heart to you, will you handle it with care? Will you always treat me tenderly, and in ev'ry way be fair? If I give my heart to you, will you give me all your love? Will you swear that you'll be true to me by the light that shines above? And will you sigh with me when I'm sad, smile with me when I'm glad, and always be as you are with me tonight? Think it over and be sure, please don't answer till you do. When you promise all those things to me, then I'll give my heart to you. And will you sigh with me when I'm sad, smile with me when I'm glad, and always be as you are with me tonight? Think it over and be sure, please don't answer till you do. When you promise all those things to me, then I'll give my heart to you. 8 Comments

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