HOW TO POISON YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW Jul 7, 2006 5:25 pm 5204 Views A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly. Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress. Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it. Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison. So that she could solve the problem once and for all. Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you. Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do". Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs That will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspects you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen". Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law. Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother. After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with. The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her". Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to Worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were Vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude towards her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her". HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they Will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return. God might be trying to work in another person's life through you. 71 Comments

TO THE MOST SPECIAL AND OUTSTANDING PERSON Jun 13, 2006 4:16 pm 5087 Views To my dearly beloved father, this I have to tell you : Whenever I observe the wheel of a bicycle, I cannot help but notice that all the spokes radiate from a center. They say that the center is the very heart of the wheel. A wheel, therefore, is as strong as its center. Explode the center and you shatter the wheel. When I see pictures of the solar system , I similarly observe that Mercury, Mars and all the other planets and their satellites revolve around the center- the Sun. I Have learned that the Sun is the very heart of the Solar System. The Solar System is as dependable as the Sun. Explode the Sun and you shatter the Solar System. Each man too has a center or should have a center-the very heart of his being, the moving force that decides what he is going to do and how he is going to do it. He is as strong or as weak, as good or as evil, as purposely of purposeless as his center. YOU ARE OUR CENTER.. And it feels good to have you as our center. I am so proud of you and I LOVE YOU.. To you and all the best fathers around the world..HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! God bless you always, mabuhay po kayo. 60 Comments

BEER Jun 7, 2006 8:30 pm 5004 Views Nais kong magpakalasing.. Dahil wala ka na. Nakatingin sa salamin.. At nag-iisa. Nakatanim pa rin Ang gumamelang Binigay mo sa`kin, nang tayo`y maghiwalay. Ito`y katulad Ng damdamin ko: Kahit buhusan mo ng beer, ayaw pang mamatay. Giliw, wag mo sanang limutin, Ang mga araw na hindi sana maglaho Mga anak at bahay nating pinaplano.. Lahat ng ito`y nawala Nung iniwan mo ako.. Kaya ngayon.. Ibuhos na ang beer Sa aking lalamunan.. Upang malunod na ang Puso kong nahihirapan.. Bawat patak anong sarap Ano ba talagang mas gusto ko, Ang beer na ito O ang pag-ibig mo? Nais kong magpakasabog.. Dahil olats ako Kahit ano hihithitin, Kahit tambutso.. Kukuha ako ng Beer at ipapakulo Sa kaldero't lalanghapin Ang usok nito.. Lahat ay aking gagawin Upang hindi ko na isiping Nag-iisa na ako.. 43 Comments

ULAN Jun 6, 2006 6:49 pm 4599 Views Lagi nalang umuulan Parang walang katapusan Tulad ng paghihirap ko ngayon Parang walang humpay Sa kabila ng lahat ng aking pagsisikap Na limutin ka ay di pa rin magawa.. Hindi naman ako tanga Alam ko nang wala ka na Pero mahirap lang na tanggapin Di na kita kapiling Iniwan mo akong nagiisa Sa gitna ng dilim at basang-basa pa sa ulan.. Pero wag mag-alala di na kita gagambalain pa Alam ko namang ngayon may kapiling ka nang iba. Tanging hiling ko sayo Na tuwing umuulan Maalala mo sanang may Nagmamahal sayo... ako.. 46 Comments

CHANGES Jun 4, 2006 5:37 pm 4065 Views I feel unhappy I feel so sad I lost the best friend That I ever had.. She was my woman I loved her so But it's too late now I've let her go.. I'm going through changes.. I'm going through changes. We shared the eve's We shared each day In love together We found a way.. But soon the world Had its evil way My heart was blinded Love went astray.. I'm going through changes.. I'm going through changes. It took so long To realize That I can still hear Her last goodbyes.. Now all my days Are filled with tears Wish I could go back And change these years.. I'm going through changes.. I'm going through changes. 30 Comments

DEAR SOMEONE May 23, 2006 5:37 pm 4149 Views ..Someday, somehow, you will forget about me, my name, my voice, who i am and who am i to you.. ..but this i promise you, i will never forget that once in my life, ..i've met and loved someone like you.. 43 Comments

HARBOUR LIGHTS May 19, 2006 8:18 pm 3775 Views I saw the harbor lights, They only told me we were parting, The same old harbor lights, that once brought you to me. I watched the harbor lights, How could I help if tears were starting, Goodbye to tender nights.. beside the silvery sea. I long to hold you near, and kiss you just once more, But you were on the ship, and I was on the shore. Now I know lonely nights, For all the while my heart is whispering, Some other harbor lights.. will steal your love from me. I long to hold you near, and kiss you just once more.. But you were on the ship, and I was on the shore. Now I know lonely nights, For all the while my heart is whispering, Some other harbor lights.. will steal your love from me.. 35 Comments

IKAW LANG ANG MAMAHALIN May 16, 2006 1:39 am 4626 Views Sa bawat pag-ikot ng ating buhay, May oras na tayo'y kailangang maghiwalay, Puso'y lumaban man, walang magagawa, Saan pa, kailan ka muling mahahagkan. Kulang man sa 'tin itong sandali, Alam ko na tayo'y magkikitang muli, Hangga't may pag-asa pa na haharapin, Ikaw lang ang mamahalin.. Puso'y lumaban man walang magagawa, Saan pa, kailan ka muling mahahagkan. Kulang man sa 'tin itong sandali, Alam ko na tayo'y magkikitang muli, Hangga't may umaga pa na haharapin, Ikaw lang ang mamahalin.. 81 Comments

OH WHAT A WOMAN!! May 10, 2006 5:11 pm 3284 Views Have a good laugh. Enjoy reading... The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,"That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please read down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really not so smart but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! For all the mothers with a good laugh and good sense of humor, i wish you all the best.. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! LONG LIVE!!! 27 Comments

THE LORD IS MY STRENGTH May 10, 2006 3:30 am 3230 Views I hear everybody whispering, “Terror is everywhere! So let’s report him to the authorities!” Even my close friends wait for my downfall. “Perhaps he can be tricked,” they say; “then we can catch him and get revenge.” But you, Lord, are on my side, Strong and mighty, And those who persecute me will fail. They will be disgraced forever, Because they cannot succeed. Their disgrace will never be forgotten. But, Almighty Lord, you test men justly; You know what is in their minds. So let me PRAY and SEE YOU TAKE REVENGE On my enemies, For I have placed my cause in your HANDS. Sing to the Lord! Praise the Lord! He RESCUES the oppressed from the power of evil men.. Jeremiah 20:10-13 34 Comments

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