OH WHAT A WOMAN!! May 10, 2006 5:11 pm Mood: happy, 2834 Views Have a good laugh. Enjoy reading... The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,"That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please read down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really not so smart but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! For all the mothers with a good laugh and good sense of humor, i wish you all the best.. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! LONG LIVE!!! 27 Comments

THE LORD IS MY STRENGTH May 10, 2006 3:30 am Mood: hopeful, 2773 Views I hear everybody whispering, “Terror is everywhere! So let’s report him to the authorities!” Even my close friends wait for my downfall. “Perhaps he can be tricked,” they say; “then we can catch him and get revenge.” But you, Lord, are on my side, Strong and mighty, And those who persecute me will fail. They will be disgraced forever, Because they cannot succeed. Their disgrace will never be forgotten. But, Almighty Lord, you test men justly; You know what is in their minds. So let me PRAY and SEE YOU TAKE REVENGE On my enemies, For I have placed my cause in your HANDS. Sing to the Lord! Praise the Lord! He RESCUES the oppressed from the power of evil men.. Jeremiah 20:10-13 34 Comments

KAHIT ISANG SAGLIT May 1, 2006 10:35 pm Mood: sad, 3194 Views Pa'no ang puso kong ito, Ngayong lumisan ka sa buhay ko.. Kung kailan sumikat ang araw at Lumigaya ang aking mundo.. Pa'no nang mga bukas ko, Ngayong wala ka na sa piling ko.. Paano ang mga pangarap Mga pangako sa bawat isa.. Sana'y ika'y muling makita ko, Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo, Sana'y yakapin mo ako muli.. Kahit sandali, kahit isang saglit.. Mayakap ka.. Puso ko'y biglang naulila, Iyong iniwanan na nag-iisa.. Sana'y ika'y muling makita ko, Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo, Sana'y yakapin mo ako muli.. Kahit sandali, kahit isang saglit.. Mayakap ka.. 67 Comments

NARDA Apr 30, 2006 6:17 pm 2521 Views Tila ibon kung lumipad, sumabay sa hangin ako'y Napatingin.. Sa dalagang nababalot ng hiwaga. Mapapansin kaya sa dami ng yong ginagawa Kung kaagaw ko ang lahat may pag asa bang makilala ka.. Awit na nananawagan, baka sakaling napakikinggan, Pag ibig na palaisipan sa kanta na lang idaraan Nag aabang sa langit, sa mga ulap sumisilip Sa likod ng mga tala, kahit sulyap lang darna.. Ang swerte nga nman ni ding, lagi ka nyang kapiling.. Kung ako sa kanya niligawan na kita Mapapansin kaya sa dami ng yong ginagawa Kung kaagaw ko ang lahat may pag asa bang makilala ka.. Awit na nananawagan, baka sakaling napakikinggan, Pag ibig na palaisipan sa kanta na lang idadaan Nag aabang sa langit, sa mga ulap sumisilip Sa likod ng mga tala, kahit sulyap lang darna.. Tumalon kaya ako sa bangin,para lang iyong sagipin.. Ito ang tanging paraan para mayakap ka Darating kaya sa dami ng ginagawa Kung kaagaw ko sila paano na kaya? Awit na nananawagan,baka sakaling napakikinggan, Pag ibig na palaisipan sa kanta na lang idadaan.. Nag aabang sa langit, sa mga ulap sumisilip Sa likod ng mga tala, kahit sulyap lang darna.. Nag aabang sa langit, sa mga ulap sumisilip Sa likod ng mga tala, kahit sulyap lang darna.. 32 Comments

WISH YOU WERE HERE Apr 16, 2006 11:03 pm Mood: gloomy, 2554 Views So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade Your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange A walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl, Year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. 21 Comments

I'LL SAY GOOD-BYE Apr 16, 2006 6:52 pm Mood: sad, 2736 Views When you wake up And find me gone tomorrow Don’t think i meant to hurt you I just did what we knew i had to do And all the time we knew The time was never right for us Time to leave this love behind I could never leave you -- baby If i see you cry I’ll say good bye for the two of us Tonight while you sleep I’ll kiss you softly one last time And say good-bye Like i know we must There’s just no other way And i couldn’t bear to see your heart break So i´ll wait till your asleep to say good-bye Please realize How hard it is to do this I’m trying to make it through this Say good-bye just as gently as i can Please try and understand This time just wasn’t the time for us We knew i couldn’t stay But that don’t make it easier to leave you So while i can find the strength Before your arms embrace me Before your kisses take me Before your eyes can make me stay Like i know we must I´ll wait till you’re asleep To say good-bye for the two of us Tonight while you sleep I´ll kiss you softly one last time And say good-bye Like i know we must There’s just no other way And i couldn’t bear to see your heart break So i´ll wait till your asleep to say good-bye When you wake up And find me gone tomorrow Don’t think i meant to hurt you Good bye.. 26 Comments

TELL ME Apr 12, 2006 12:36 am Mood: depressed, 2459 Views TELL ME.. Tell me.. Where will the sun set, In a world without west? What will be the morning Without shining? Tell me.. Where will be the birds nest If there were no branches? How can a little child reach a star, If there’s from afar? Tell me.. How can a man tread alone, In a road which is narrow and long? How can I write a beautiful poem Without any aim and inspiration? Tell me.. How can I live without you, If here I am hopelessly devoted to you? How can I make myself glow, If my poor heart is filled with sorrow? Let me say goodbye to bad times, Onward I go and never to look back I’ll be a bit wiser this time.. New days come.. and soon again, It would be gone. But life has to go.. Despite ups and downs... 14 Comments

HANZF: A POST VALENTINE LAMENT Apr 7, 2006 8:57 pm Mood: excited, 2473 Views LOVE IS... What does it mean to fall in love? I always thought that loving somebody makes you come alive.. It makes you say, "it's you i need to survive," I thought that loving somebody Makes you happy..it makes you smile, And never allow tears in your eyes. I thought that loving somebody makes everything else seem unimportant; Worries look far and too easy, since Knowing someone's always on your side.. But i guess i was wrong.. mine was but a child's thought Love brings pain, tears. It turns you into fool, believing, trusting then you are alone. Is this what it means to fall in love? If it is, then, why did you love him if he can never be yours? 18 Comments

ALONA: MY BELOVED "CON GAI" Apr 6, 2006 6:51 pm Mood: happy, 2492 Views NEVER MIND THE RAIN Struggle unto thy earth, Show your affection with kind mirth, Situations will challenge your strength, Move and walk on to pursue it's length. Accept and lead your own life's road, Though you carry a heavy load, Try to pull it hard, forward.. But always call God above. Understand those who wear a frown, Make them smile, lend a helping hand.. And if you are feeling down.. Ignore,..forget to run. Never mind the rain, beloved, You shall make your dreams come true, Although, it may become a storm, Still, you shall go on to reach your goal. If ever you stumble.. Resist to wait and to babble, Rather stride and wander, Soon, you will find an answer. Just always stay by God's side, Loving..caring..praying... Casting out all doubtful dreams, Holding your heart.. Between the tenderness of your kiss, Within the loveliness of your smile, With the warmth of your breath. No cloudy days and tempestuous nights, Can shatter your searchings and tryings; You!..shall stand firm. Out of the bait of jealousy and pride, Out of the stain of fortune and fame, Out of the whims of pretentious virtue. Beloved, never let this life go, Watch it and guard againts a foe, Respect and trust your worth, For you shall find someday, somehow.. Perhaps, somewhere..you shall ..never, never..mind the rain.. con gai = a vietnamise word for a sweet and loving "daughter." 22 Comments

KIM: MY DREAMLAND RENDEZVOUS Apr 5, 2006 12:52 am Mood: happy, 2463 Views The days are too long for me, As I watch the sun retreat to the western sea, And so, I go to the golden slumberland, For I know tonight we’ll meet With the symphony of the moonlight. In my dreamland rendezvous, Beyond the twilight hue, I reach for a star who’s no other than you; The heavens bedect you with a halo of gold, A vision of my arms, to clasp and hold. In my dreamland rendezvous, We’ve found a happy land, Hidden and away from prying eyes, Where heart to heart and hand in hand, We dwell beneath the skies above. In my dreamland rendezvous, A world of our own, The majesty of the night finds us alone; The light in your eyes, reveals the way to your lips, Then face to face in a warm embrace. With our hearts in tune to a sweet melody, I looked in your eyes and there I saw a light so bright, I learned it was love, this rapturous glow Sent from above, to thrill me so. Enchanting violins, a cello from afar, The rustling of the tress, a twinkling guitar, The heavens bright were enthralled by your charms; I whispered “I love you”, as I hold you Close in my arms. My heart beat so fast, For each moment was fleeting, It’s love here at last, I kept repeating, With the vows you made, I kept on remembering, Leaving a memory, like an unforgotten refrain. As we strolled away, suddenly a storm drew nigh, The yellowish studded moon begin to hide, We run seeking shelter from the copious rain, And hurried down, to a leafy lane. ‘Twas just a beautiful garden in the pouring rain, the raindrops kissed the flowers, as the blossoms raised their thirsty heads, A perfume “thank you” they seemed to say, Leaving them being washed by the rain. Surely, here was charm beyond compare to view, Maybe it was just that I was there with you, It was just a garden in the pouring rain, Then the moon came out, and sent us happily on our way again. But dreams are made to come and go, A breeze whispers, dawn begins to glow, But there, you will be tomorrow, And you’ll come again… to… … my dreamland rendezvous… 32 Comments

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